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Postby mortaine » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:16 pm

I don't have any really great jokes, but I play a character who entertains wherever she goes.... when she's not stirring up or getting into trouble, of course.

Anyway, here's one:

Schme says: "Knock knock!"
You say "Who's there?"
Schme says: "Schme"
You say "*eyeroll* "Schme who?""
Schme says: "I don't hesitate or wait"
Schme says: "before the bell rings I'm out the gate"
Schme says: "and rolling out for mine"
Schme says: "working so hard for such a long time"
Schme says: "and life yes here it comes"
Schme says: "so pedal to the hammer "
Schme says: "while I'm watching the floor"
Schme says: "I'm not a king just filling pipe"
Schme says: "you dance to the music while I'm on the mic"
Schme says: "OH OH OH Here we go"
Schme says: "Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh"
Schme says: "Here comes the hammer"
Schme says: "Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh"
Schme says: "Here comes the hammer"
You see a man in his twenties kill Schme with a microphone.
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Postby Dee » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:47 pm

LOL That was really funny :lol:
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Postby Nick » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:39 pm

Bowser wrote:You asked for it, you got it...

Here is one to use in Cantr City/Alenz Hills

Knock, Knock...
Whose There?
Atch (rhymes with watch)
Atch who?
You have the sneezing disease too?

We sneeze alot in Cantr City


That one is the only good one on this topic, lol
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Postby Surly » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:40 pm

I agree with Nick...

Is my sense of humour so far removed from everyone elses?

I find myself agreeing with Nick more and more recently... :? This cannot be good... :wink:
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Postby Nick » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:44 pm

Watch, as you slowly transform into being a grumpy oldbie! :shock:
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Postby west » Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:02 am

Don't think, "It'll never happen to me!"

I did, and look at me!

*waves his cane angrily*

Damn kids!
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Postby kinvoya » Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:46 am

Transform slowly? He's already plenty grumpy and you should be called, "Nick, the Other Surly Cantrian."

:wink: <== wink!!!
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Postby Nick » Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:06 am

Surly is what I call stage 3 of the 7 step process.
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Postby Dee » Sat Jul 09, 2005 5:35 pm

Just thought of a funny thing... Klojt, if you pronounce it as Klot, then it means "underwear" in Arabic.. As well as in French, I believe. LOL.
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Postby Ovault » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:02 am

Colonel wrote:What does a newspawn do as soon as he opens his eyes?

Grabs as much as he can and runs.


LMAO!!!!!! :lol: .... True true!. Thats what I did with my first charecter when I first started playing XD
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Postby Nick » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am

Dee wrote:As well as in French, I believe.


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Postby chadpants » Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:41 pm

A little Abbott and Costello-esque, but here goes:

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You see a man in his twenties take some dung.

You say: "Give that to me! You have committed a crime by taking things that are not yours!"

a man in his twenties says: "I don't give a s**t."

You say: "Well, you'd better... or suffer the consequences!

a man in his twenties says: "Hmph. You and what army?"

You say: "I'm not going to take any s**t from you!"

a man in his twenties says: "But you just told me to give it to you, now you say you won't take it from me?"

You say: "Quit flipping me s**t and give me that s**t, or I'll have to come and take it from you! I told you, I ain't taking any s**t from the likes of you!"

a man in his twenties says: "What a load of crap!"

You say: "Alright, if you don't obey, this is what will happen to you..."

You kill an elephant using a steel sabre.

You see a man in his twenties drop some dung.
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Postby El_Skwidd » Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:09 pm

I hate dung. It's everywhere. I can't wait until we can burn it :twisted:
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:00 pm

chadpants wrote:A little Abbott and Costello-esque, but here goes:

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You see a man in his twenties take some dung.

You say: "Give that to me! You have committed a crime by taking things that are not yours!"

a man in his twenties says: "I don't give a s**t."

You say: "Well, you'd better... or suffer the consequences!

a man in his twenties says: "Hmph. You and what army?"

You say: "I'm not going to take any s**t from you!"

a man in his twenties says: "But you just told me to give it to you, now you say you won't take it from me?"

You say: "Quit flipping me s**t and give me that s**t, or I'll have to come and take it from you! I told you, I ain't taking any s**t from the likes of you!"

a man in his twenties says: "What a load of crap!"

You say: "Alright, if you don't obey, this is what will happen to you..."

You kill an elephant using a steel sabre.

You see a man in his twenties drop some dung.


:lol: Maybe that was just him taking a dump...
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Postby Blackdeath » Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:02 pm

Rememebr the sandman in Kirinn soufields who would give sand to everyone who came to town...well I was thinking about him and the new implremation of dung....
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