I don't have any really great jokes, but I play a character who entertains wherever she goes.... when she's not stirring up or getting into trouble, of course.
Anyway, here's one:
Schme says: "Knock knock!"
You say "Who's there?"
Schme says: "Schme"
You say "*eyeroll* "Schme who?""
Schme says: "I don't hesitate or wait"
Schme says: "before the bell rings I'm out the gate"
Schme says: "and rolling out for mine"
Schme says: "working so hard for such a long time"
Schme says: "and life yes here it comes"
Schme says: "so pedal to the hammer "
Schme says: "while I'm watching the floor"
Schme says: "I'm not a king just filling pipe"
Schme says: "you dance to the music while I'm on the mic"
Schme says: "OH OH OH Here we go"
Schme says: "Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh"
Schme says: "Here comes the hammer"
Schme says: "Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh"
Schme says: "Here comes the hammer"
You see a man in his twenties kill Schme with a microphone.
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This cannot be good... 
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A little Abbott and Costello-esque, but here goes:
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You see a man in his twenties take some dung.
You say: "Give that to me! You have committed a crime by taking things that are not yours!"
a man in his twenties says: "I don't give a s**t."
You say: "Well, you'd better... or suffer the consequences!
a man in his twenties says: "Hmph. You and what army?"
You say: "I'm not going to take any s**t from you!"
a man in his twenties says: "But you just told me to give it to you, now you say you won't take it from me?"
You say: "Quit flipping me s**t and give me that s**t, or I'll have to come and take it from you! I told you, I ain't taking any s**t from the likes of you!"
a man in his twenties says: "What a load of crap!"
You say: "Alright, if you don't obey, this is what will happen to you..."
You kill an elephant using a steel sabre.
You see a man in his twenties drop some dung.
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You see a man in his twenties take some dung.
You say: "Give that to me! You have committed a crime by taking things that are not yours!"
a man in his twenties says: "I don't give a s**t."
You say: "Well, you'd better... or suffer the consequences!
a man in his twenties says: "Hmph. You and what army?"
You say: "I'm not going to take any s**t from you!"
a man in his twenties says: "But you just told me to give it to you, now you say you won't take it from me?"
You say: "Quit flipping me s**t and give me that s**t, or I'll have to come and take it from you! I told you, I ain't taking any s**t from the likes of you!"
a man in his twenties says: "What a load of crap!"
You say: "Alright, if you don't obey, this is what will happen to you..."
You kill an elephant using a steel sabre.
You see a man in his twenties drop some dung.
Beatings will continue until morale improves!!
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chadpants wrote:A little Abbott and Costello-esque, but here goes:
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You see a man in his twenties take some dung.
You say: "Give that to me! You have committed a crime by taking things that are not yours!"
a man in his twenties says: "I don't give a s**t."
You say: "Well, you'd better... or suffer the consequences!
a man in his twenties says: "Hmph. You and what army?"
You say: "I'm not going to take any s**t from you!"
a man in his twenties says: "But you just told me to give it to you, now you say you won't take it from me?"
You say: "Quit flipping me s**t and give me that s**t, or I'll have to come and take it from you! I told you, I ain't taking any s**t from the likes of you!"
a man in his twenties says: "What a load of crap!"
You say: "Alright, if you don't obey, this is what will happen to you..."
You kill an elephant using a steel sabre.
You see a man in his twenties drop some dung.
Maybe that was just him taking a dump...All of my endings are waiting to begin.
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Rememebr the sandman in Kirinn soufields who would give sand to everyone who came to town...well I was thinking about him and the new implremation of dung....
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"Genius has its limitations. Stupidity is not thus handicapped."
1120-7: You are killed by a moose.
1120-7: You see a man in his thirties hurt a moose using a
longbow.
"Genius has its limitations. Stupidity is not thus handicapped."
1120-7: You are killed by a moose.
1120-7: You see a man in his thirties hurt a moose using a
longbow.
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