Why? No, I didn't get a concussion - and contrary to popular rumors flying, I didn't die (Doesn't that suck, Brandon?) - Actually, my Internet was cut off. I went into a big state of depression, the ONLY thing that can ever ruin my "I'm always in a good mood" is the loss of the Internet, the Information Superhighway.
Amazingly, none of my characters are dead. Makes no sense, but okay. I thought at least someone would go "Holy crap! Anthony is inactive! *SLAUGHTER*" - Yeah, but I guess you're all smart enough to follow the CR rule

Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Banks are Idiots. Why did my Internet get cut out? No, not a problem with my account, a problem with my mothers account. Her "friend" needed some money from her account, and lost her bank card, but can't confess to the bank - so she wrote a cheque to my mother, my mother cashed it, and handed the money to her "friend". Funny thing is, she's a rotton sneiving liar - The cheque was for a closed account, and days later the money bounced and my mothers account went from positive to negative in a week flat. As such, they needed to find money somewhere, and so they took it from -my- account, without even notifying me. I go to buy a new mouse, *"INSUFFICIENT FUNTS"* - Screw you, bank-hole!
Anyway, my account has been straightened out, and I hope they won't do it again anytime soon - My mothers account is still in the red, so, they just MIGHT take some away. Idiots.
But I'm back.