Sock Gremlins!

[David]

... I mean this thread hasn't even been Hijacked by the infamous babies and marriage monster....

[JJ]

bah gremlins sound like a topic on a crack pipe! i say do a topic on sea monkeys!!!! <.< >.> *pets his little sea monkey*

[thingnumber2]

lol...no.......

[Pirate Lass]

Maybe there are gremlins that specialize in diverting topics as well......

[kroner]

I can't believe... of all the long running topics or even short running topics... this is the only one that stays on topic...

i think that's cause no one who doesn't want to talk about gremlins will touch it... until now

[grayjaket]

Yeah! Yet another question for Psycho Pixie!

[David]

The movie Gremlins is what brought about PG-13 or something... can't remember.

[Psycho Pixie]

actually, though there are no "gremlins" which divert topics, there are gremlins whose soul purpose in life is to keep the Gremlin society out of the spotlight. So these gremlins brainwash humans into thinking they must divert a topic such as this, or make people think gremlin scientists like me are crazy....

these are the political masterminds of gremlin society as we currently understand it, and i am trying valiantly to gain the trust of the gremlin world. If the gremlins trust us humans not to be stupid, then they will stop brainwashing us.

a bit more on the massing army below my home....

today i watched them go through drills which could not possibly be useful against anything but another gremlin. thus that brings me to the conclusion they are going to fight a neighboring "clan" of gremlins. As i have never wittnessed a gremlin army of this magnitude, i must assume they plan to wipe out several clans and take over this region of southern california.

I wonder if they will kill all of the enemy or take slaves? I could use a gremlin slave to keep my room clean... or maybe a gaurd gremlin ?


Tha ever on topic
Psycho Pixie

[Cheshierekat]

But technically, wouldn't there already be a gremlin that cleans your room? I mean, there are gremlins that do everything, right?

[grayjaket]

What is the gremlin language? Do they speak at all? Are there different dialects?

[David]

You know I could help you all find a good Doctor to help get you off Crack and on to Haldol...

*escorts the Gremlin cult to a "special" resort where everything seems to be bright white indoors and Mozart is piped in through hidden speakers day and night*

"Would you like some Tea with your Valium today miss Pixie?", an attendant chimes.

"Oh no..., you know how caffiene interacts with my paxil in the mornings..."

"Oh, that's right, there are always restraints and Tranqs for that though..."

[JJ]

*fwaps everyone on the head with a shovel to get some sence into them*

[new.vogue.nightmare]

erm.. it's more of a whacking or pounding motion when you use a shovel o_o;

[JJ]

*whacks Chris as well and pops him in the knee caps* =P better?

[Psycho Pixie]

*artfully dodges the thwaps wacks and thunks going on around her, sidesteps the "insane" jibes and hints at her possible lunacy then sits down for a good think*

Actually, most gremlins tend to mess up rooms, and take objects and cause general havoc. so no, there probobly isnt a "room cleaning" gremlin... just a few perfectionist sock gremlins who cant stand to see a huge laundry pile go unwashed. Granted i would have to buy new socks every week, the gremlin will no doubt keep the room clean.

Psycho Pixie


oh, PS::
those of you who claim i am insane... just proved the whole brainwash theory and may go back to your own little worlds now. thank you, i just wanted to see if the gremlins had stopped useing that form of defense yet.