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actually, though there are no "gremlins" which divert topics, there are gremlins whose soul purpose in life is to keep the Gremlin society out of the spotlight. So these gremlins brainwash humans into thinking they must divert a topic such as this, or make people think gremlin scientists like me are crazy....
these are the political masterminds of gremlin society as we currently understand it, and i am trying valiantly to gain the trust of the gremlin world. If the gremlins trust us humans not to be stupid, then they will stop brainwashing us.
a bit more on the massing army below my home....
today i watched them go through drills which could not possibly be useful against anything but another gremlin. thus that brings me to the conclusion they are going to fight a neighboring "clan" of gremlins. As i have never wittnessed a gremlin army of this magnitude, i must assume they plan to wipe out several clans and take over this region of southern california.
I wonder if they will kill all of the enemy or take slaves? I could use a gremlin slave to keep my room clean... or maybe a gaurd gremlin ?
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these are the political masterminds of gremlin society as we currently understand it, and i am trying valiantly to gain the trust of the gremlin world. If the gremlins trust us humans not to be stupid, then they will stop brainwashing us.
a bit more on the massing army below my home....
today i watched them go through drills which could not possibly be useful against anything but another gremlin. thus that brings me to the conclusion they are going to fight a neighboring "clan" of gremlins. As i have never wittnessed a gremlin army of this magnitude, i must assume they plan to wipe out several clans and take over this region of southern california.
I wonder if they will kill all of the enemy or take slaves? I could use a gremlin slave to keep my room clean... or maybe a gaurd gremlin ?
Tha ever on topic
Psycho Pixie
Here I am. BITE ME. or not, in fact, never mind, dont want some wacko taking me up on the offer. Only non wacko's may apply for bite allowance.. no garentee that you will be granted said allowance, but you can try.
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You know I could help you all find a good Doctor to help get you off Crack and on to Haldol...
*escorts the Gremlin cult to a "special" resort where everything seems to be bright white indoors and Mozart is piped in through hidden speakers day and night*
"Would you like some Tea with your Valium today miss Pixie?", an attendant chimes.
"Oh no..., you know how caffiene interacts with my paxil in the mornings..."
"Oh, that's right, there are always restraints and Tranqs for that though..."

*escorts the Gremlin cult to a "special" resort where everything seems to be bright white indoors and Mozart is piped in through hidden speakers day and night*
"Would you like some Tea with your Valium today miss Pixie?", an attendant chimes.
"Oh no..., you know how caffiene interacts with my paxil in the mornings..."
"Oh, that's right, there are always restraints and Tranqs for that though..."
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"room cleaning gremlins"
*artfully dodges the thwaps wacks and thunks going on around her, sidesteps the "insane" jibes and hints at her possible lunacy then sits down for a good think*
Actually, most gremlins tend to mess up rooms, and take objects and cause general havoc. so no, there probobly isnt a "room cleaning" gremlin... just a few perfectionist sock gremlins who cant stand to see a huge laundry pile go unwashed. Granted i would have to buy new socks every week, the gremlin will no doubt keep the room clean.
Psycho Pixie
oh, PS::
those of you who claim i am insane... just proved the whole brainwash theory and may go back to your own little worlds now. thank you, i just wanted to see if the gremlins had stopped useing that form of defense yet.
Actually, most gremlins tend to mess up rooms, and take objects and cause general havoc. so no, there probobly isnt a "room cleaning" gremlin... just a few perfectionist sock gremlins who cant stand to see a huge laundry pile go unwashed. Granted i would have to buy new socks every week, the gremlin will no doubt keep the room clean.
Psycho Pixie
oh, PS::
those of you who claim i am insane... just proved the whole brainwash theory and may go back to your own little worlds now. thank you, i just wanted to see if the gremlins had stopped useing that form of defense yet.
Here I am. BITE ME. or not, in fact, never mind, dont want some wacko taking me up on the offer. Only non wacko's may apply for bite allowance.. no garentee that you will be granted said allowance, but you can try.
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