Third Meeting of the Central Party Committee
October 16, 2006
Party Members welcome to attend and Participate
His Excellency President Schme holds the floor.
“Comrades, Brothers in Arms, and partisans of the struggle, hello and welcome.
Firstly, I would like to begin with some marvelous news!
Since the last meeting of the Central Party Committee, party membership, thanks to my brilliant and enlightened direction, has increased by 50%! Let us rejoice in this clear evidence that the people of Cantr are ready for change and that we have their support.”
(Deafening Applause.)
“Thank you, thank you. Comrades, as some of you may have heard, not to long ago a Party Member caused some disruption due to his clinging to the Old Ways of thinking and his lack of faith in the Party leadership. We must all remember this, as it is not difficult to fall back into the Old, unenlightened ways of thinking, and we must all take care to make sure that this never happens to any of us. We must always remain strong in our principles and move forward on the road of our Revolution. Thankfully, loyal and ideologically pure Party elements discovered and dealt with this misguided Comrade, and I am glad to say that he has been fully and properly re-educated.
Now, Comrades, as you all know, there has recently been some problems with Party discipline. This illustrates the clear need for the formation and maintenance of the Party’s military wing as outlined in our Constitution. Recognizing Comrade Delegate Phalynx’s extensive history and experience in discovering and eradicating deviation and misconduct, as well as his impressive triumphs in the re-education of misguided Party members, I have selected him to serve as Commander of the Grey Guard, and to build and run the organization.
Congratulations, Comrade Delegate Phalynx, First Commander of the Grey Guard!”
(Applause and Cheering.)
“Also, I would like to welcome a new Party Member to our ranks, whom I vouch for as ideologically pure. A man who has extensively studied and tested his faith in the Party doctrine and found it sound, a man who received personal tutoring from Delegate Phalynx himself, Comrade N-Aldwitch!”
(Yet more Applause.)
“Comrade N-Aldwitch, as a probationary member of the party, I feel it is important that you prove you’re loyalty to the party before being considered for progression in the Party’s hierarchy, appointment to a specific position or delegation of more important party tasks. Therefore, I would like to entrust you with this mission, on behalf of myself and the party, specifically, to deliver the following message to Jos via the website’s personal messaging system.”
[Dear Jos,
Due to you’re prominent position as Chairman of the Cantr Board of Directors, we feel that you would be an important asset to our cause, specifically in our battle to remove Chairman Jos and the Cantr Board of Directors from their positions of control and Authority and replace them with our own appointements.
This considered, I, as the founder and leader of the cause, would like to formally invite you to become an official member of our Party. I assure you that, with you’re experience and you’re widely know skills, you will quickly rise through the ranks, and will be specially considered for high ranking positions within the party hierarchy.
I’d have delivered this message myself, but, as the leader of a major party and movement, I’m afraid that I haven’t had the time, and so have entrusted it to one of my supporters. In any case, such menials tasks are below such a high ranking and important person such as myself.
Anxiously awaiting you’re reply,
Sincerest Regards,
Schme, President of the Authoritarian Party of Cantr
1st Delegate of the Central Party Committee]
“Now, Comrades, as you may have heard, a question has come been posed to us as a party regarding doctrine and policy from a concerned Cantrian. I am glad to be given this opportunity to clarify our party’s position. The question was this specifically.”
Blackdeath wrote:...will their be refreshments? free refreshments?
“I, personally, am in full support of the Party providing free refreshments to all party members AND party applicants, to be obtained using party funds, donations and extortion, and feel that it is in the best interest of the party to found and staff a branch of the party specifically dedicated to this. I would like to here our members opinions on the matter.
Comrades, this concludes my official address. Remember, we must all constantly strive for the good of our Party, our goals and our ideals.
Power to a select and exclusive group of people!”
(Applause.)
The President yields the floor.
Repulsed is, so is expelled, but expulsed isn't- at least not in my books.
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