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This was awhile ago...but made me laugh...I edited it so you can read top to bottom...
1117-0: Summer says: "*she stretches and hardly touches the lowest bunch, she jumps to reach it, only to lose her balance when her feet hit the ground, she falls forward, landing on her hands and knees, laughing silently*"
1117-0: Pieter says: "Well, maybe you could help me with this coal then. *He leans forward a bit so he's at eye level with her in her stooped over position.*Then I can help you with your bananas. *Reaching over to thumb at her cheek. Leaving a black smudge behind.*"
1117-0: Summer says: "*she gets to her feet and smiles at him, nods her head and points to his coal. she grin, moves aroud behind him, placing her arms around his waist. She starts to tickle him then backs away quickly with a wide grin on her face*"
1117-0: Pieter says: "*He jumped, flinching at her prodding phlanges.* Ah! *Stammering as he turns around and eyes her.* Great! You've found my secret. I'm ticklish."
1117-1: Summer says: "*she smiles , holds her hands up and wiggles her fingers towards him, and takes a teasing step towards him*"
1117-1: Pieter says: "*Holding up his shield, he took a step forward.* Oh yeah? Well, you don't quite scare me. You should run...and run fast."
1117-1: Summer says: "*her eyes widen, she takes a few step backward, she places her hands to her cheeks, and shakes her head, then upon removing her hands she notices a smear of black on her palm, she again wipes her cheek and yet more black appears. Tightening her lips she points at Pieter with her index finger and shakes it at him, she looks quickly behind her then back at him, suddenly she turns and runs*"
1117-1: Pieter says: "*He laughed.* What is that on your face Summer? Did Pieter make a baddy? *Following after her at a quickened pace.* "
1117-2: Summer says: "*she opens her hands, extending her finger, touches her thumbs to her ears, she sticks her tongue out at him, keeping a distance between them*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "Is that your impression of a deer? It's quite good, actually...*He nears her with a hop skip and jump only left between them. Held up his dirty hands.* Come here, I want your hide, but first I want to smudge it up with my dirty hands! *Holding his hands higher in the air.*"
1117-5: Summer says: "*seeing his hands, her eyes widen, and her smile grows...she holds up her index finger and shakes it at him....she kisses her hand and pretends to blow it to him, carefully walking backward away from Pieter*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*He laughed as usual.* Too bad. You already made faces at me, and tickled me. *Still trapsing forward. He points in the air.* Whats' that up there?"
1117-5: Summer says: "* she looks up to where he is pointing, her hand still held palm up infront of her*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Reaches out, grabbing her wrist and jerking her toward him while at the same time taking a step forth. Quickly plants his palms against her cheeks and gives them both a rub.* "
1117-5: Summer says: "*she jumps and grabs his wrists trying hard to pull his hands away. she stomps her foot a couple of times, then she places her hands to his chest and pushes him*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Stumbles backward, but holds his own, Keeping his hands outstretched, to ensure she got a little on her nose.* You're gonna make me fall, woman."
1117-5: Summer says: "*she laughs silently and pushes again*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Side steps, hooking his arm around her neck and forcing her to bend over. Giving her a swat on the behind. He lets go and attempts to run, himself.*"
1117-5: Summer says: "*she grabs his ankle as he tries to run from her , causing him to fall to the ground, and in turn, landing on her own stomach*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Upon falling, he cracks his head off the ground.* Oooch! *Immediately lifting it to rub away the ache that follows. Still with a grin upon his face despite the incident.* That hurt! *He said pointedly through a chuckle.* Oh the pains I go through..."
1117-5: Summer says: "*she sits up facing him and watches as he rubs the coal dirt on his own face, she smiles and points to him*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Holding his hand afront of his face, wiping it across his chin once before having a really good look.* What? Ahh! Damn it. *Smiles back at her.* Guess it serves me right, huh? I could just use your dress to wipe my face on though....*Sly grin.*"
1117-5: Summer says: "*she smiles, then crawls over next to him, she lifts the hem of her dress and carefully wipes the coal dust from his chin, A look of concentration on her face*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Attempts a serious expression as she wipes the dust from his face. Pushing his chin out a little, to ensure she gets it all.* So intense..*His lips pursed, but before long they gave way to a chuckle. He showed her his hand.* I'd do yours, but it wont do much good."
1117-5: Summer says: "* looks at his hands, smiles, and shakes her head side to side, she then uses the bottom of her dress to wipe off her cheeks, when she finishes, she looks at the now dirty spot on the hem of her dress, and pouts by sticking out her bottom lip in an exagerated fashion*"
1117-6: Pieter says: "I know you're so good to me. Now look what I have done! *Using the heels of his hands, he leans up, pressing them into her back and pulling her down to kiss her pouty lips.* I'm sorry."
1117-6: Summer says: "*she kisses him back and quits her pouting, and a smile again appears on her face.*"
1117-6: Pieter says: "*Wiping his hands on her dress, anyways. He grinned, feigning a devilish look as he kissed her again.* Now you're really dirty. *Opening his mouth as if to imply innocence then chuckling.*"
1117-6: Summer says: "*she wrinkes her nose and sticks her tongue out, she moves her body quickly to turn and sit sideways on his abdomen, folding her arms infront of her and turning her face away from him*"
1117-6: Pieter says: "*In a very forced tone, he speaks from his lungs as she squishes his gut.* Hah-hoh.....I'll get you a new one, somehow.."
1117-6: Summer says: "*moving to sit on the ground facing him, she smiles warmly, points to herself, cups her hands over her heart , turns her hand to point at him with her index and middle finger*"
1117-0: Summer says: "*she stretches and hardly touches the lowest bunch, she jumps to reach it, only to lose her balance when her feet hit the ground, she falls forward, landing on her hands and knees, laughing silently*"
1117-0: Pieter says: "Well, maybe you could help me with this coal then. *He leans forward a bit so he's at eye level with her in her stooped over position.*Then I can help you with your bananas. *Reaching over to thumb at her cheek. Leaving a black smudge behind.*"
1117-0: Summer says: "*she gets to her feet and smiles at him, nods her head and points to his coal. she grin, moves aroud behind him, placing her arms around his waist. She starts to tickle him then backs away quickly with a wide grin on her face*"
1117-0: Pieter says: "*He jumped, flinching at her prodding phlanges.* Ah! *Stammering as he turns around and eyes her.* Great! You've found my secret. I'm ticklish."
1117-1: Summer says: "*she smiles , holds her hands up and wiggles her fingers towards him, and takes a teasing step towards him*"
1117-1: Pieter says: "*Holding up his shield, he took a step forward.* Oh yeah? Well, you don't quite scare me. You should run...and run fast."
1117-1: Summer says: "*her eyes widen, she takes a few step backward, she places her hands to her cheeks, and shakes her head, then upon removing her hands she notices a smear of black on her palm, she again wipes her cheek and yet more black appears. Tightening her lips she points at Pieter with her index finger and shakes it at him, she looks quickly behind her then back at him, suddenly she turns and runs*"
1117-1: Pieter says: "*He laughed.* What is that on your face Summer? Did Pieter make a baddy? *Following after her at a quickened pace.* "
1117-2: Summer says: "*she opens her hands, extending her finger, touches her thumbs to her ears, she sticks her tongue out at him, keeping a distance between them*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "Is that your impression of a deer? It's quite good, actually...*He nears her with a hop skip and jump only left between them. Held up his dirty hands.* Come here, I want your hide, but first I want to smudge it up with my dirty hands! *Holding his hands higher in the air.*"
1117-5: Summer says: "*seeing his hands, her eyes widen, and her smile grows...she holds up her index finger and shakes it at him....she kisses her hand and pretends to blow it to him, carefully walking backward away from Pieter*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*He laughed as usual.* Too bad. You already made faces at me, and tickled me. *Still trapsing forward. He points in the air.* Whats' that up there?"
1117-5: Summer says: "* she looks up to where he is pointing, her hand still held palm up infront of her*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Reaches out, grabbing her wrist and jerking her toward him while at the same time taking a step forth. Quickly plants his palms against her cheeks and gives them both a rub.* "
1117-5: Summer says: "*she jumps and grabs his wrists trying hard to pull his hands away. she stomps her foot a couple of times, then she places her hands to his chest and pushes him*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Stumbles backward, but holds his own, Keeping his hands outstretched, to ensure she got a little on her nose.* You're gonna make me fall, woman."
1117-5: Summer says: "*she laughs silently and pushes again*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Side steps, hooking his arm around her neck and forcing her to bend over. Giving her a swat on the behind. He lets go and attempts to run, himself.*"
1117-5: Summer says: "*she grabs his ankle as he tries to run from her , causing him to fall to the ground, and in turn, landing on her own stomach*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Upon falling, he cracks his head off the ground.* Oooch! *Immediately lifting it to rub away the ache that follows. Still with a grin upon his face despite the incident.* That hurt! *He said pointedly through a chuckle.* Oh the pains I go through..."
1117-5: Summer says: "*she sits up facing him and watches as he rubs the coal dirt on his own face, she smiles and points to him*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Holding his hand afront of his face, wiping it across his chin once before having a really good look.* What? Ahh! Damn it. *Smiles back at her.* Guess it serves me right, huh? I could just use your dress to wipe my face on though....*Sly grin.*"
1117-5: Summer says: "*she smiles, then crawls over next to him, she lifts the hem of her dress and carefully wipes the coal dust from his chin, A look of concentration on her face*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "*Attempts a serious expression as she wipes the dust from his face. Pushing his chin out a little, to ensure she gets it all.* So intense..*His lips pursed, but before long they gave way to a chuckle. He showed her his hand.* I'd do yours, but it wont do much good."
1117-5: Summer says: "* looks at his hands, smiles, and shakes her head side to side, she then uses the bottom of her dress to wipe off her cheeks, when she finishes, she looks at the now dirty spot on the hem of her dress, and pouts by sticking out her bottom lip in an exagerated fashion*"
1117-6: Pieter says: "I know you're so good to me. Now look what I have done! *Using the heels of his hands, he leans up, pressing them into her back and pulling her down to kiss her pouty lips.* I'm sorry."
1117-6: Summer says: "*she kisses him back and quits her pouting, and a smile again appears on her face.*"
1117-6: Pieter says: "*Wiping his hands on her dress, anyways. He grinned, feigning a devilish look as he kissed her again.* Now you're really dirty. *Opening his mouth as if to imply innocence then chuckling.*"
1117-6: Summer says: "*she wrinkes her nose and sticks her tongue out, she moves her body quickly to turn and sit sideways on his abdomen, folding her arms infront of her and turning her face away from him*"
1117-6: Pieter says: "*In a very forced tone, he speaks from his lungs as she squishes his gut.* Hah-hoh.....I'll get you a new one, somehow.."
1117-6: Summer says: "*moving to sit on the ground facing him, she smiles warmly, points to herself, cups her hands over her heart , turns her hand to point at him with her index and middle finger*"
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I know this is breaking the four day rule but it's just so hilarious I couldn't wait.
And before that the guy was pointing at people and people pointed back at him. But he was a thief so he got killed. I just find it funny that a newspawn thief can talk, even if it's all absurd.
1221-7: a man in his twenties says: "Get off that bike old fart. I want to use it. I am the crazy pointer."
And before that the guy was pointing at people and people pointed back at him. But he was a thief so he got killed. I just find it funny that a newspawn thief can talk, even if it's all absurd.
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Sunni Daez wrote:This was awhile ago...but made me laugh...I edited it so you can read top to bottom...
1117-0: Summer says: "*she stretches and hardly touches the lowest bunch, she jumps to reach it, only to lose her balance when her feet hit the ground, she falls forward, landing on her hands and knees, laughing silently*"
117-0: Pieter says: "Well, maybe you could help me with this coal then. *He leans forward a bit so he's at eye level with her in her stooped over position.*Then I can help you with your bananas. *Reaching over to thumb at her cheek. Leaving a black smudge behind.*"
1117-0: Summer says: "*she gets to her feet and smiles at him, nods her head and points to his coal. she grin, moves aroud behind him, placing her arms around his waist. She starts to tickle him then backs away quickly with a wide grin on her face*"
1117-0: Pieter says: "*He jumped, flinching at her prodding phlanges.* Ah! *Stammering as he turns around and eyes her.* Great! You've found my secret. I'm ticklish."
1117-1: Summer says: "*she smiles , holds her hands up and wiggles her fingers towards him, and takes a teasing step towards him*"
1117-1: Pieter says: "*Holding up his shield, he took a step forward.* Oh yeah? Well, you don't quite scare me. You should run...and run fast."
1117-1: Summer says: "*her eyes widen, she takes a few step backward, she places her hands to her cheeks, and shakes her head, then upon removing her hands she notices a smear of black on her palm, she again wipes her cheek and yet more black appears. Tightening her lips she points at Pieter with her index finger and shakes it at him, she looks quickly behind her then back at him, suddenly she turns and runs*"
1117-1: Pieter says: "*He laughed.* What is that on your face Summer? Did Pieter make a baddy? *Following after her at a quickened pace.* "
1117-2: Summer says: "*she opens her hands, extending her finger, touches her thumbs to her ears, she sticks her tongue out at him, keeping a distance between them*"
1117-5: Pieter says: "Is that your impression of a deer? It's quite good, actually...*He nears her with a hop skip and jump only left between them. Held up his dirty hands.* Come here, I want your hide, but first I want to smudge it up with my dirty hands! *Holding his hands higher in the air.*"
Awe, thats soo sweet. Whens the wedding. I always cry at weddings.
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Dee wrote:Seko, I agree with you. Guys ARE total bastards. They should be killed on sight. Seriously.
Harsh dude, mellow out. 
And I begged her give me horses
To trample down my enemy
So eager was my passion
To devour this waste of life
But she would not think of battle that
Reduces men to animals
So easy to begin
And yet impossible to end
-Uriah Heep - Lady in Black-
To trample down my enemy
So eager was my passion
To devour this waste of life
But she would not think of battle that
Reduces men to animals
So easy to begin
And yet impossible to end
-Uriah Heep - Lady in Black-
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SekoETC wrote:Aww, did he dump her anyway? I told you guys are bastards! Oh wait, is he dead? Cause you can't talk bad stuff about the dead...
Not dumped..He just went on a 3 year resource run.
she told him she would go if he wanted her too, or stay if he promised to return...he promised to return...sooo she took it that he didn't want her to go with him.. 
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Sure we are. Evil and should be slaughtered. *nods* Can't get any more evil. Just not possible. Evil. Evil, I tell you.
We are talking about clowns, right.... Clowns and mimes....
We are talking about clowns, right.... Clowns and mimes....
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