Nominations for Most Confused New Player Award

[kinvoya]

1220-1: a woman in her twenties says: "OOC not suposed to be type!"

1220-1: a woman in her twenties says: "OOC ronge"

1220-1: a woman in her twenties says: "this is what you see and hear and if u press enter then all the people here will see it!"

[Talapus]

Yeah, I saw this as well and was confused as to how that even made sense from a newspawn perspective (and I think I may know one of your characters now, bwa ha ha ha... or something like that). I can't think of anything to top this off the top of my mine.

[Nick]

Pie.

[colonel]

*Goes off pouting.* And I thought I had that award in the bag.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

It's okay Colonel, you've got my nomination

[Pie]

Wasn't me. My first caracter didn't know that you were soposed to click the
"people" button on the top of the screen. He was killd before he actually spoke.

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pie will rule you all

you know you love me

least i have chiken

[The Industriallist]

You were supposed to click the little people button? What good would that have done you?

I'd propose the (possible) person behind a couple of silly acts that look like they may have been the same player...
Both times near-newspawns punched heavily armed and armored characters and attempted to teach them better manners. Needless to say, not a healthy or productive thing to do.

Wouldn't really be most confused, but might be up there for most confused who understands the interface and doesn't flagrantly breach the CR.

[Pie]

i thought all that stuff was abandond

[Bowser]

This guy hasn't responded or left yet, he is still confused. I don't know why he doesn't have the option to leave, he isn't working on any projects. He is lucky he spawned with me in an isolated area or his sticky fingers would have him in trouble in many regions. I didn't bother typing OOC or any of that crap because its just us two in the swamp and maybe some other random guy popped in for a second. (Read up of course)


1218-7: You say: "Under Location, you should see a pointing finger icon and a curvey path icon, the curvey path icon is what you click to head down the road"

1218-5: You ate 100 grams of your potatoes.

1217-5: You ate 100 grams of your potatoes.

1216-7: You get attacked by a swamp snake, and you lose 0 percent strength. You saved 45 percent using your iron shield.

1216-5: You ate 100 grams of your potatoes.

1215-6: Bane says: "and i have obluy 1 button : to point the road :/ no button to leave :/ ???"

1215-6: Bane says: "I have some fatal error i dont know what to do :/ my other characteres are unavaiable now :/ "

1215-5: You ate 100 grams of your potatoes..

1214-6: You say: "instead of pointing at the road to the mountains, click the other button to actually head down the road"

1214-5: You ate 100 grams of your potatoes.

1214-5: Bane says: "How can i get put of here ?"

1214-5: You see Bane drop some small bones.

1214-5: You see Bane drop some clay.

1214-5: You see Bane drop some potatoes.

1214-5: You see Bane drop some clay.

1214-5: You see Bane point at Reni Path to Reniov Mountains.

1214-5: You see Bane knocking on the door to Quagmire Bungalow.

1214-5: You see Bane knocking on the door to The Hut.

1214-5: You see an envelope being pulled from the central area of Reniov Swamp to The Hut.

1214-5: You see Bane take some small bones.

1214-5: You see Bane take some hide.

1214-5: You see Bane take some hemp.

1214-5: You see Bane take some clay.

1214-5: You see Bane take some clay.

1214-5: You see Bane take some tin.

1214-5: You see Bane take some hemp.

1214-5: You see Bane take some small bones.

1214-5: You see Bane take some water.

1214-4: Bane says to you: "Nice to meet You Gator. What are You doing here ? Is there anything i could help ? "

1214-4: You say: "There you go, a nice set of start up stuff. There aint much here, just swamp snakes and murky water. There may be something exciting in the mountains. the names Gator."

1214-4: You give 1000 grams of potatoes to Bane.

1214-4: You give a new bone knife to Bane

1214-4: You give a new slingshot to Bane

1214-4: You give a new wooden shield to Bane

1214-4: You give a new stone hammer to Bane

1214-3: Bane says to you: "I am Bane"

1214-3: Bane says to you: "Hello, I am new here. Could You help me ? Give some clothes, food and small weapon ? Any options to do ?"

1214-3: You see Bane take some clay.

1214-3: You see Bane take some tin.

1214-3: You see Bane take some mud.

1214-3: You see Bane take some hemp.

1214-3: You see Bane take some water.

1214-3: Bane says: "Where Am I ? What to do ? Hello Iam Bane"

[Black Canyon]

I notice that he dragged an envelope. Most likely he is getting the error because he is still engaged in the dragging project and therefore can do nothing else until he cancels it.

[west]

Ah, yer swamp-man is still around?

[Bowser]

Yeah and I am still pissed all the crocidiles are extinct.

[Psycho Pixie]

dang, bane is lucky... I never got someone to give me a shield and such right when I spawned.... lucky bastard. lol

[SekoETC]

Aww you have a son! Thats soooo cute. Hey, it would be cool if new people couldn't leave a location before someone gives them permission to, that way we can make sure they learn the basics.

[Lumin]

Makes it easier to enslave them, too.