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Postby nitefyre » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:36 am

Colonel wrote:Now that there is funny, I don't care who you are. Ha ha ha.

Of course that could work for any big group even TBR. lol

Now I have to try and think of some knock knock jokes. :lol:


Eh, I didn't find it that funny.

Not saying I could do better.
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Postby Schme » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:37 am

Knock knock.

Whose there?

That newspawn guy who woke up, punched everyone,
grabbed everything he could lay his hands on and ran,
but who was then caught and locked away to starve!
C'mon man, let me out, or I'll summon up the forces of
hell to exterminate you all! Bwhahahah!

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Postby nitefyre » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:47 am

Hey, where did all the reject Cantrian comedians go?

http://www.cantr.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5420





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Postby kinvoya » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:52 am

How many Cantrians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know what a lightbulb is and most of them just screw in the street.
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Postby nitefyre » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:53 am

:idea:


:lol:

I guess I'll have to take that scathing comment back. Makes me feel served as if I was Rick O' Shea on the rocks of a TBR takeover.
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Postby colonel » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:35 am

kinvoya wrote:How many Cantrians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know what a lightbulb is and most of them just screw in the street.


Ha ha ha, good one.
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Postby colonel » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:38 am

nitefyre wrote:
Colonel wrote:Now that there is funny, I don't care who you are. Ha ha ha.

Of course that could work for any big group even TBR. lol

Now I have to try and think of some knock knock jokes. :lol:


Eh, I didn't find it that funny.

Not saying I could do better.

I was just goofing around. I know that I can do better, I promise.

:lol:
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Postby west » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:56 am

nitefyre wrote::idea:


:lol:

I guess I'll have to take that scathing comment back. Makes me feel served as if I was Rick O' Shea on the rocks of a TBR takeover.


That was low.
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Postby wichita » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:08 pm

kinvoya wrote:How many Cantrians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know what a lightbulb is and most of them just screw in the street.


RFLMAO

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Postby Schme » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:46 pm

I heard that joke (well, the same thing) before. It was how many mice....
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Postby west » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:45 pm

Colonel wrote:How many Mac Gregor's does it take to gather food?

None, they force some poor newspawn to do it.


(Now this would most likely get him killed.)


See, more OOC anti-Mac Gregor bias.

The Mac Gregors GIVE AWAY food. Newspawns don't even have to farm for food for themselves. They can just take some.

Sheesh, you people.
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Postby colonel » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:50 pm

west wrote:
Colonel wrote:How many Mac Gregor's does it take to gather food?

None, they force some poor newspawn to do it.


(Now this would most likely get him killed.)


See, more OOC anti-Mac Gregor bias.

The Mac Gregors GIVE AWAY food. Newspawns don't even have to farm for food for themselves. They can just take some.

Sheesh, you people.


Ha ha, I knew I would get some people on this one. :twisted:
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Postby SekoETC » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:36 pm

Yeah, how many farming for carrots projects the Mac Gregors need? None, they have a harvestor and a big stock pile. Only that that's not a joke, it's the truth.
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Postby Bowser » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:20 pm

You asked for it, you got it...

Here is one to use in Cantr City/Alenz Hills

Knock, Knock...
Whose There?
Atch (rhymes with watch)
Atch who?
You have the sneezing disease too?

We sneeze alot in Cantr City
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Postby colonel » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:56 pm

ha ha, good one. That would go over really good in that area.
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