Cantr Jokes

colonel · Postby **colonel** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:59 am

Okay, if someone was to make a stand up comedian character what kind of jokes do you think he / she would say?

Remember this is in the game.

Postby **wichita** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:00 am

"I just got done making ten kilos of iron, and boy are my arms tired!"

Darth_Tater · Postby **Darth_Tater** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:02 am

is that a potatoe in yer pocket or are you just happy to see me

colonel · Postby **colonel** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:02 am

"Hey buddy, I don't come down to your potato patch and kick dirt in your eye, so let me do my work here."

Darth_Tater · Postby **Darth_Tater** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:04 am

...tuff crowd...ya dont get the jokes? what was ya spawned yesterday?

Schme · Postby **Schme** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:07 am

How many grams of carrots does it take too..................Ummmmmmm..........

Postby **wichita** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:08 am

I would really like to see someone able to pull off the comedian character. I think quite a bit of comic relief is delivered by some of the finer nutters, but a travelling entertainer would be sweet!

colonel · Postby **colonel** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:09 am

What does a newspawn do as soon as he opens his eyes?

Grabs as much as he can and runs.

Darth_Tater · Postby **Darth_Tater** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:09 am

what do you get with wood, a few tools and a few hard days work?......tired

colonel · Postby **colonel** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:11 am

Yes a character like this would be great. Well it depends on where he is spawned of course.

We were talking about this in the chat room, it started off as a singer / lounge singer then went to comic.

Schme · Postby **Schme** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:13 am

Well, a comedian would be sort of stupid. No one would ever pay a guy who tried to make money off jokes. I think it would be better if everyone just tried to make a few jokes that had to do with their social souroundings every once in a while (but be carefull not to offend the king)

A sort of joker type of character would be nice though.

But a proffesional comedian would be like a guy in the 1700s trying to copyright his songs.

colonel · Postby **colonel** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:21 am

How many Mac Gregor's does it take to gather food?

None, they force some poor newspawn to do it.

(Now this would most likely get him killed.)

Schme · Postby **Schme** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:23 am

Of course, if your political satire is good enough, you can be protected by the people, or the laughter of the mocked even, and sometimes you can even joke your way to popularity, and finally, supreme and absolute power! Haha!

Or not.

Slayer · Postby **Slayer** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:29 am

Colonel wrote:How many Mac Gregor's does it take to gather food?

None, they force some poor newspawn to do it.

(Now this would most likely get him killed.)

lol

Good one

colonel · Postby **colonel** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:32 am

Now that there is funny, I don't care who you are. Ha ha ha.

Of course that could work for any big group even TBR. lol

Now I have to try and think of some knock knock jokes. :lol:

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