Funny OOC Player Quotes

west · Postby **west** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:01 am

again, where's the funny?

Postby **wichita** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:36 am

Ahem....observe the funny. Watch closely now, it's creative -- might be hard for some to pick out. I cleared up the distractions...perhaps that will help. Ok....are you watching? Promise? Ok....GO!!

SekoETC wrote:Having my own fun again... Sudden inspiration to make some ASCII art with a story, duration 15 minutes.

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okarrdess: ><> <>< okarrdess: Kissing fishies.... okarrdess: ...><> -Hi <>< Wichita : lol okarrdess: ><> .... Umm... hi. - <>< okarrdess: .......><> - I thinks you cute. <>< okarrdess: ><> uh..- < okarrdess: Hmm fishie vanished... lol that wasn't... expected! okarrdess: ><> -??? okarrdess: <>< ,,, okarrdess: ><o> ;;; okarrdess: > ??.....><> okarrdess: .... ><:D> ><OO> Wichita : lol okarrdess: ><>><> -YOWZOR! okarrdess: *snickers* - <><......<o;;;>< okarrdess: Teehee... Wichita : Great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish! okarrdess: :lol: okarrdess: Oh it was just biting his tail... But now he'll get very interested okarrdess: Then they go all.. okarrdess: ...................<<<<<><<<.......... okarrdess: *insert fish porn here* okarrdess: Oh right, they don't do that. okarrdess: I forgot. Wichita : =)) ........ okarrdess: It's more like... <><--...:':..;;.:':.;;;..:.. ........ okarrdess: <><.... .::..;..::<><;;.;:.: okarrdess: lol ......... okarrdess: ><>.... .::..;..::<><;=--.;:.: Wichita : =)) You're killing me, Seko. Wichita : You so crazy, Seko! Wichita : Or crazy...you so crazy, Seko. .......... okarrdess: Oookih now I'm suddenly very seko

Did ya see it? Can ya see the funny? No?

Oh, bother.... I'm sorry. Better luck next time, eh?

West, love the Eddie Izzard quote. :lol:

He's brilliant.

kinvoya · Postby **kinvoya** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:54 am

OK. I see the fishies. I see the fishie smile and the fishie boobs but I don't get this stuff

<><.... .::..;..::<><;;.;:.:

Can you translate? I know. I admit I'm uncool.

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Postby **wichita** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:55 am

I edited the explanation out because I was guessing that was part of the objectional and Family un-Friendly material. :roll:

Deep Throat says: "*looks around for the FCC, and whispers* You see....it's fishy porn....and fishies lay eggs.....that's all I can say right now....the forum may be bugged...it is no longer safe to talk here. *slinks away mysteriously into the shadows*"

:wink:

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:49 am

Actually they weren't boobies, they were the eyes. Because the girlie fish got lost because I entered # there to symbolize blushing and then the guy fish was trying to look for it. So it's like O.O

Maybe I should draw it since it's so hard.

Postby **wichita** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:27 pm

Kevin Griffin of Better Than Ezra wrote:"Hey did somebody forget to check their testosterone at the door? I mean, you two guys just got into a fight at a bingo parlor.....in Wichita! Everybody give 'em a big round of applause!"

The lead singer shouted this over the microphone as two large jackasses were escorted from the mosh pit during a concert. :lol:

Good times at Crown Bingo.

west · Postby **west** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:45 pm

wichita wrote:Wichita : Great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish!

Wow. I wouldn't think a guy like you would know that joke :twisted:

So that's the funny?

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:19 pm

Oh no he didn't know that one before I told it to him (some days earlier). And west I think you've already proven your sense of humor is so much twisted on a tiny ickle ball that I can't see it unless I bother to wash my glasses (which I don't because I'm too lazy).

This is the graphical version, it's not so funny except some of the expressions are.
:arrow:

http://b0h.tripod.com/fishies1.jpg (Copy the link to the address box. Stupid Tripod...) Maybe I'll edit it until everyone gets bored and says it's great just to make me shut up. Then I'll coax wichita into hosting it on the university server, then he gets kicked outta there because they don't like people putting inappropriate material in their webspace and then we can go play in the sandbox all day and everybody's happy.

Edit: Heyyyyy, the "Belgian Bukkake Fish" was the funnies part and you cut it out ...stupid wichita, now you borked it.

Postby **wichita** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:25 am

Well I was confused about what was the really controversial part of it all. And I know lots of jokes that are bluer than that! :twisted:

Did I present myself as some sort of prude? Just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I'm all Ned Flanders when it comes to talkin' about...you know...*whispers* s-e-x! *giggles* :oops:

And Belgian Bukake Fish is good with a light cream sauce and a good pinot grigio. :wink:

west · Postby **west** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:24 am

light cream sauce...

*hides*

Postby **wichita** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:29 am

Cantr IRC wrote:<Miss0rz>
<BlackCanyon> Are you in Hawaii?
<Miss0rz> Yeah.
<BlackCanyon> I went to the big island a year or so ago
<BlackCanyon> very bveautiful
<BlackCanyon> Without the extra v
<Miss0rz> It was beautiful to me, about the first month because we lived in a hotel for that period of time. Now it's just like anywhere else. Gotta work and put food on the table and find things to do.
<Miss0rz> But im more critical cuz I hate sand and cock roaches and I miss snow and long drives.
*** Miss0rz has been kicked by Moo (Mind your language! (Auto-kickban, 10-sec.) [ cock ])
*** Moo sets mode +b on *!*@99382EF6.C463E385.6B20BA7D.IP
*** Moo sets mode -b on *!*@99382EF6.C463E385.6B20BA7D.IP
<BlackCanyon> huh?
<BlackCanyon> LOL
<Wichita> lol
<BlackCanyon> LOLOLOL

Ha Ha! Fun in the Cantr chat room. A little fear of insects?

kinvoya · Postby **kinvoya** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:39 am

I hate those damn cock roaches, too. :lol:

They get into everything. :oops:

Bran-Muffin · Postby **Bran-Muffin** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:22 am

Sorry, I had to do this again... this had me laughing really hard.

SpazMan says:
Brandon, is that pic you?

Brandon says:
Yes

SpazMan says:
Hmm.

SpazMan says:
You're hot! But I'm not gay, so don't look at me like that. I dunno why I think you're hot, I was just staring at the picture going "He looks 'actorish'"

Brandon says:
Lmao

Brandon says:
I... have to quote you..

SpazMan says:
Go for it.

SpazMan says:
Please include the "I'm not gay" portion. Bold it, if you will.

Brandon says:
Lol, I will think about it

SpazMan says:
No, no, you will.

Anthony Roberts · Postby **Anthony Roberts** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:25 am

Although funny, as SpazMan is myself, this really should be in "Non-Cantr-Related"...

[Edit]: Thanks.

Bran-Muffin · Postby **Bran-Muffin** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:28 am

Nah, perhaps... but. I want everyone to see it! :lol:

*edit*

Fine, moved just to please people. Left a ghost thread though.

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