Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Yo_Yo]

Hey I thought it was funny.

Redfish was only luke warm anyways. weak Sauce.

And its more funny to me because I know that blockhead Craig.

[Dragonslayer4ever]

Umm call me dumb but I was wonder something about the B and G. after seeing that are you saying that the B and G deals in prostitution too.

[west]

call you dumb?

wait, what's going on?

[Crosshair]

"well yeah, a girl who can hunt like you would want some grrr in her life!"

[Solfius]

Returning to
the
old situation was not in question, however, because around 560 soldiers from Alenz
Hills took over Cantr City

Said of Cantr City following a bandit raid.

560 soldiers is an awful lot, I see a legend in the making

[Crosshair]

Not to put a damper on it, but isnt that just the day?

[Solfius]

Not to put a damper on it, but isnt that just the day?

Yes, I know that, but it doesn't read like it

[Crosshair]

Right, i knew that... and now i look like a simpleton... wonderful...

[Floyd]

That racoon man was absolutly hilarius I've just sat in front of my PC laughing!

Hey, one of my Charries got mentioned in the forums! kick back and feel the pride... Aaaah

[Crosshair]

Ohhh i hate him.... *winks* if its Mr Jenas we're talking about...

[SekoETC]

I thought for a terrible moment that I'd deleted the log but luckily I'm very lazy to clean my hotmail mailbox. It was on the edge, the earliest report I hadn't deleted. So enjoy.
Rearranged for the readers. So read normally from top to bottom. Irrelative lines have been removed.

1124-0: You enter Qujok`s Shop, where you see 0 people, leaving the central area of Doryiskom.

1124-0: You knock on the door to Back Room.

1124-0: You enter Back Room, where you see 2 people, leaving Qujok`s Shop.

1124-0: You say: "Hello Sir... Ma'am. I hope I ain't interrupting anything.
*He eyes the woman briefly, then turns to Qujok.*"

1124-0: You say to Vist Qujok: "You probably don't know me but we might have some common interests. Or... common enemies? *His brow lifts a bit.* I'm not exactly a great fan of Tessa and Jay, and the way you made them grit their teeth was truly entertaining. I could use an alliance with such a man of substance. *He averts his eyes, face straining in rancor.* To my shame I must admit I'm not in much of a position to make offers... last time I raised my voice they locked me in jail for two years, and after that I've been forced to watch my tongue. But I'm sure we could find an arrangement that benefits both of us. Anyway, I'll wait in the hall if that's ok with you."

1124-0: You enter Qujok`s Shop, where you see 0 people, leaving Back Room.

1124-0: You see Vist Qujok entering Qujok`s Shop, coming from Back Room.

1124-0: Vist Qujok says: "Good day, sir. I assume you know me, but could I get your name?"

1124-0: Vist Qujok says: "I irritated Tessa and Jay? Well, they deserve it
with their lax attitude to their duties. Infuriates me. Anyway, what kind of
deal did you want to discuss? I am prepared to here any kind of deal..."

1124-1: You say: "My name is Gahak Jordan. Actually, what sent me here is no ordinary business. Uh... I don't know how to say this without sounding indecent but... the thing is my girl Bailey happened to cast her eyes on your Dorri and ever since she's been a bit... distracted. I was wondering if we could let them play together for a while, to get rid of those fantasies. I know I'm putting my head on the block here, but what wouldn't a man do to make his lady happy? I came to realize early on that I could never fulfil her endless desire on my own, but I love her too much to let her go running around headlessly - who knows what kind of people she might bump into. My instincts say you're good people... god I hope I'm right..."

1124-2: Vist Qujok says: "*his eyes widen in surprise* Well, I wasn't
expecting that. I'm a bit at a loss what to say..."

1124-3: You say: "You must admit, it might be fun watching... But I'm not
gonna put any pressure on you guys, just consider it. I'll be waiting outside."

1124-3: You enter Doryiskom, where you see 52 people, leaving Qujok`s Shop.


1124-3: You say to Bailey Sharadone: "*He dabs his forehead.* I think it's working... Listen, you just gotta act along, like you had this big crush on Dorri. Umm, do you even know which one is her? I had to say it that way, if the guy got the impression that I would... which I'm not, anyway, but if he thought that way then things might get ugly."


1124-3: Bailey Sharadone says to you: "*a small frown forms around her red lips* Dorri? Who is this, and since -when- have I had a crush on her? *sighs* Gahak, you are an ass."

1124-3: You say to Bailey Sharadone: "I know, I know... *He looks terribly awkward and looks away.* But it's the only thing that popped into my mind. At least Mr Qujok didn't give me a black eye. No I think he sounded a bit sympathetic, though utterly confused."


1124-4: Bailey Sharadone says to you: "*a smile smile plays on her face, and she looks like a mischievious angel for a moment* Alright... I'll play along...."

So it might have worked... though what I heard yesterday is that Dorri didn't agree to. If the player in question has the log saved, it would be nice to see the quote of their reactions.


EDIT:
With permission from the player of Dorri, who wishes to stay anonymous:

1124-3: You see Vist Qujok entering Back Room, coming from Qujok`s Shop
1124-3: Vist Qujok says:"Okay, that was... bizarre..."
1124-5: You say: "What was?"
1125-4: Vist Qujok says:"That meeting. What the man asked was completely not what I expected."
1125-4: You say: "What meeting? What did he ask you?*looks curiously*"
1125-4: Vist Qujok says:"*coughs and blushes slightly* I really don't know how to say this... or even if I want to..."
1125-4: You say: "What? You can say anything to me Vist, you should know that...*her gaze becoming even more curious*...should I be afraid?"
1125-4: Vist Qujok says:"Not so much afraid... *coughs again* Okay, I suppose it is better to get this out in the open and deal with the consequnces later..."
1125-4: You say: "What? *her smiles fades* You are starting to worry me..."
1125-4: Vist Qujok says: "The man who came in was Gahak Jordan. What he wanted to discuss was no ordinary business. *coughs again* Uh... I don't know how to say this without sounding indecent but... his girl Bailey, as he put it, happened to cast her eyes on you... and ever since has apparently been a bit... distracted. Gahak was wondering whether you wanted to... play with her for a while, to get rid of those fantasies. *shuts his eyes tightly* And although I just couldn't keep that from you... I have no idea how you will react. I was totally unprepared for it..."
1125-4: You say: "*her eyes widen and her mouth opens as she just stares at him in disbelief* Uh....I don't think I want to go out and play!"
1125-4: Vist Qujok says:"*stares at her for a moment* Oh... I knew I shouldn't have said anything."
1125-4: Vist Qujok says:"What must you think of me for even relating that to you? *hangs his head*"
1125-4: Vist Qujok says:"I'm a fool... *looks at her* I want you to know that I didn't want you to do it. But I couldn't just keep silent... keeping a lie like that would have filled me with guilt. I really love you... *smiles sadly* I don't want you to get the wrong idea..."
1125-4: You say: "*she smiles as she touches his face* I didn't think you
wanted me to, or that you were even suggesting that I should. I'm glad you told me...."
1125-4: Vist Qujok says:"*breathes a sigh of relief* Thought I may have freaked you out there...."
1125-4: You say: "...... If I have any fantasies that need fulfilling, I
will do so with you...I have agreed to become your wife, and will always be faithful to you"
1125-4: Vist Qujok says:"I am glad to hear that. God knows what I tell Gahak though... I have no idea what I would do if the positions were reversed. *shakes his head, smiling slightly* A tricky situation for him, to be sure."
1125-4: You say: "..... Simply tell him I choose not to ..uh...play with his girl *shakes her head and laughs softly* I'm sorry if this put you in a tough spot with him, but there is no way I'm going to do such a thing.."
1125-4: Vist Qujok says:"Rather in a tough spot with him than a tough spot with you... *smiles*"

[Surly]

What exactly was the plan, Seko?

[SekoETC]

To get group sex naturally. (And forming a block against Tessa de LaRosa and Jay Bilas would have been nice too but that was secondary.)

[SekoETC]

1191-6: Arthur Langston says: "*kicks the dirt around a little* Here wood,come here my wood pile."

1191-6: Golthran (old man) says: "WOOD!!!! COME OUT NOW!!!\\"

1191-6: Golthran (old man) says: "Let see if it works."

1191-6: You see Golthran (old man) talking to a woman in her thirties.

1191-6: Arthur Langston says: "*chuckles* I never did either Golthran."

1191-6: You see a woman in her thirties talking to Golthran (old man).

1191-6: You see a woman in her thirties talking to Golthran (old man).

1191-6: Golthran (old man) says: "Ahhh never thought of that idea."

1191-6: You see a woman in her thirties give some tomatoes to Golthran (old man).

1191-6: You see Golthran (old man) talking to a woman in her thirties.

1191-6: Jim says: "i know.... it might scare it from the ground....**kicking the dirt around alittle**"

1191-6: You see a woman in her thirties talking to Golthran (old man).

1191-6: a man in his twenties says: "Thank you Golthran. Most informative. *smiles*"

1191-6: Arthur Langston says: "Well said rochelle.*goes back to work on the road*"

1191-6: Golthran (old man) says: "You know yelling won't help you get wood."

1191-6: Golthran (old man) says: "Thats all the older people here."

1191-6: Jim says: "WOOD please!!!"

[west]

Isn't the title of the thread FUNNY IC quotes?