First off, can we get a thread split at the beginning of my sidetrack? Thanks, and we'll call the new topic 'Cantr Storytime with TSL'
Now lets see what we have today....oh! I have a letter from 6 year old kinvoya from south central Barbados.
kinvoya wrote:How about the famous story of Ranger John's friend, Devon, getting stabbed when he revealed what a crazed horndog he is.
Well kinvoya, I just happened to have been there when it happened! It all started on a green and orangey night...[cue flahback]
-You see The Suspicious White van arrive in LOCATION DELETED, coming from LOCATION DELETED (gotta give the persons in question some privacy
)
-You see Devon arrive in town, coming from The Suspicious White van.
-Devon says "I have some cookies back in my van if anyone wants any."
-A woman in her seventies says "I haven't had cookies since I was a newspawn, I would love one. *smiles*"
-Devon says"*pushes old lady aside* I was talking to her.
-You see Devon point at a woman in her twenties (stacked).
-Ranger John says "Hey that is my new deputy!"
-Devon says "Relax, I just wanted to give her a new bike. Its right inside the van, pretty eyes."
-You see a woman in her twenties (stacked) enter The Suspicous White Van, leaving town.
-A woman in her twenties(stacked) says "I don't see it, and why is there a bed back here?"
-Devon says"Oh, let me go find it for you. I'll be inside in a minute. *he winks*"
-You see Devon drop a pair of leather boots.
-You see Devon drop a pair of hemp trousers.
-You see Devon drop a cotton hombre
-You see Devon pick up some rubber.
-You see Devon enter The Suspicious White Van, leaving town.
-You see Devon talking to a woman in her twenties (stacked)
-A woman in her twenties(stacked) says "*screams* Where are your clothes! You're sick!"
-You see a woman in her twenties(stacked) entering town, coming from The Suspicious White Van.
-You see Devon entering town, coming from The Suspicious White Van.
-Devon says"Baby I just want to dock my galleon in your Pok Harbour! Let the lighthouse take you home!"
-You see a woman in her twenties(stacked) hit Devon using a steel sabre.
-You see Devon drop some meat.
-Devon says"*sniff* I can't belive you're dead Mr. Floyd."
-You see Devon pick up some meat.
Hope it suits you Kinvoya.
