But seriously. I had a Brit (anyone remember Indio?) call me a 'smeghead' on the forums once. I had to ask him what it meant

I just don't take insults on the internet seriously. I got far more pissed off the other day when someone called me 'big guy' (it's so bloody patronising) than if someone were to call me a f'ing c. or something of the like.
All of you, chill out. Seriously.
(and someone explain to me why 'the word that will not be mentioned' is so offensive. I know what it means)