3 Word Story

[Missy]

Once upon a grassy knoll there were two ants having a discussion about whether to buy beer today . One ant decided that buying beer was a wise way to avoid getting into a awkward situation involving yellow construction trucks. The other felt an uncontrollable urge really uncertain wether yellow construction trucks really needed avoiding , after all, he did have a very large pet Teradactyl who was already drunk. So he decided to give it both of his two yellow construction trucks subsidized by the local bureau of YELLOW CONSTRUCTION TRUCKS. There really was no need to mention trucks again. Beer was, again, what the ants wanted to throw a party for the beer. So they ordered lots and lots of Illegal substances from the local dealer who lives in the purple 'shroom under the magic joshua tree. One tree whispered to another, "hey you, watch out for weed-tokin' hippies." Then he decided to go to the other side of oprah winfrey. Who's been reluctantly submitting to many jerry springer guests. When they got aware of the strange people around the dark side of the force. Suddenly it became very hazy because the gods were having a bonfire and getting ready for a party! Not far way, there was something smelling really bad It turned out to be the remains of several confused minds that really big dogs would hardly everhave bitten. However,remaining totally undisturbed despite the fact of global warming, they smiled at the sun and sat down to play some cards and drink antifreeze sweet, delicious antifreeze. Unfortunately, the antifreeze was only kool-aid which aided in the untimely dissolution of the brotherhood of the cucumber. Then it happened , a melon fell right next to the turtle that was having a cold foamy beer. Loud cows appeared. So loud that the turtles beer strangely turned into something that couldn't walk or talk. Then the loud , muted, cripple sounded just as the top popped off of his head. Meanwhile, at the dairy farm, there was a shortage of pickled beets. Because of the big, hairy, hungry rabid wombat, which guzzled down five yellow constuction trucks in one gulp. Then somewhat choked on the yellow construction trucks that were not really as big as everyone thought that They actually were. The the large man sitting on a smaller man who looked like Elmer Fud on crack, and stabbed repeatedly, sounded his silver spoons for starting the alarm. The tree screamed as it saw a noob discussing what just happened to the many men in their yellow construction trucks. "OOC Stop disrupting," Someone yelled, furiously. STOP RIGHT THERE!! At the Ants who were quite drunk from the free beer. fact that none of them could really comprehend what was going to happen to them when iridescent aliens arrive and wallow in self pity and regret their decision to drink beer at seven am. Then they decided drinking to excess could be refreshing so they continued.. All of a sudden, a chocolate moose fell down and landed on a peanutbutter pie. Then the pie was eaten by two of the ugliest bologna heads that ever did decide to eat a pie. My aged grandmother Penelope, pineapple princess of the lost island went out to have a go at surfing on a shark's back but instead she was attacked by flesh eating turtles that were covered with dirt from the potted plants. They went flying. So in retaliation they hit a brick wall. Nine inch nails fell from the sky and landed on the aged princess's nine mutated toes. She screamed as yellow construction trucks crashed through her whole body and her palace too. The ants were terrified that she might turn unedible

[Missy]

, grossly enlarged from

[Lumin]

being smeared on

[Razorlance]

a giant purple

[Bear]

knob that was

[formerly known as hf]

upright in the

[Razorlance]

centre of their

(it's getting a little smutty now)

[mikki]

dirty llittle house

[Bear]

with its giant

[Missy]

eye, and from

[Bear]

the side of

[kinvoya]

twelve aqua snowplows

[AoM]

. The snowplows drove

[mortaine]

over the yellow

[Surly]

construction trucks that