Cantr L33t Translation

[Zoot]

*loud banging on Colonel's door.*

"Hey! The explosion's over. I think I'm growing a second head, but on the plus side me and the roaches used the leftover uranium to cook grllled cheese."

[hEarty]

*rofl*

*writes a note*
*drops the note*
*drags note under door*
"There seems to be cooked meat all over the place... The last person I saw eat it turned bright green and orange and turned to goo but there is still cooked meat"

[SekoETC]

Yoink! *Quotes Zoot -> new post-apocalyptic signature*

[colonel]

*rofl*

*writes a note*
*drops the note*
*drags note under door*
"There seems to be cooked meat all over the place... The last person I saw eat it turned bright green and orange and turned to goo but there is still cooked meat"

*Reads the note then gasps.*
*Writes note.*
*Drops note.*
*Drags note under door.*
"Well then I will have a pizza with extra goo please!"
*Knocks on the door, thinks about opening it but then changes his mind and laughs.*

[hEarty]

*picks up the note and reads it*
*writes a note*
*drops the note*
*drags the note under the door*
"You want Pizza? With extra goo? I've got your extra goo... But you gotta come get it"

[colonel]

*Reads the letter and laughs.*
*Writes, still laughing.*
*Drops the letter.*
*Pulls the letter under the door.*
"Umm, no! Leave it at the door and knock twice."
*Laughs.*

[hEarty]

*reads the note*
*looks up*
*knocks on the door twice*

[colonel]

*Snickers and rubs his hands together.*
1000-0: A man in his thirties comes out of bomb shelter...
"hey!"
*Looks down and sees no pizza. Runs back into the bomb shelter and locks the door, trying not to breath the air.*
1000-0: A man enters bomb shelter...
*Laughs, then cries when he realizes he has no food.*

[hEarty]

1000-0: You hear somebody knocking on The Bomb Shelter

[swymir]

This is all I am going to say about "l33t".

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(#7 is the best)