The hypothetical "I Died" thread.

[Faith]

I died...

…accidentally, drowned, when one of her campions will make me fall to the sea, unconscious.

...committing suicide, shocked for her lost I'll lose my mind and my destiny will be fulfilled.

...choked on with a walnut, in an anxiety attack, after a relapse.

...put to death, when, for my urge to kill, I make a mistake.

...of countless stomach ulcers...but still smiling!

...trampled by an ostrich; or eaten by one of this "path animals"

...by "old age", at her side, after a happy and full life.

...crushed by a driller

...alone, in the middle of nowhere, but happy for had have a "free life"

...in the middle of a silly and senseless fight

...with honor, proud for give my life, fulfilling with my duty.

...when “mother” call me again, in a boat in the middle of the sea.

...when my curiosity will make me get into troubles.

...in a motorcycle accident

[Vega]

I died...

... because I couldn't stand all that stuff around...
... for her. It's the only thing that counts.
... old and with him, at his side... so it's ok...
... lost on the sea... Alone...
... crying. So sad...
... killed by a chicken.
... playing pranks.
... locked. And mad.
... fighting for my family.
... for any stupid thing. Surrounded by stupid people.
... because that silly kittens hate me. Bad kittens!
... still looking for a good place to live.
... terrified.
... killed. Some people don't like me at all.

[Naranjita]

I died...

... calm, old and wrinkly, crochetting with my trembling hands until the last breath.
... killed by an idiot with a better weapon and a worse sense of humor.
... waiting for a summer love that never came back.
... killed by some of the ravens I have been feeding.
... drunken over a dock tavern's table, old and surrounded by friends, avoiding that way the worst of the hangovers.
... famous and excentric, probably young.
... quietly in my house. How many time will it take till they notice it?
... alone. Alone and terrified. He lied!
... ill, suffering a lot.
... leaving a mistery unsolved.
... rich, old, and respected.
... peaceful, looking at the sea.
... young, hanged, smiling.
... old, happy, and surrounded by my fellows.

[gejyspa]

update:
...alone, forever.
...Still alone, but probably leader of the town simply by virtue of having outlasted everyone else
...On the road, on the endless quest, probably of animal wounds

...finally learning the meaning of the words they've been speaking -- "kill the foreigner!"
...Stuck on the island upon which I spawned, leaving behind a legacy of a doomed civilization which people will ponder for centuries to come
...An unknown explorer, leaving notes of my explorations that won't be understood

...of starvation, surrounded by mountains, while waiting in vain for my ship to come in.
...Still of starvation, but this time, accidentally, by my own hand, while attempting improvement
...Happy, in her arms.

[Indigo]

I'll die of a suicidal pact. Probably making love.

This one was pretty accurate.

[Doug R.]

...I'll die the way I should have decades ago: chopped up by some mountain cultists that randomly nab me.

Heart-attacked him to cut back after being attacked in my own town and branded a criminal over a botched trade.

...I'll never die. I don't do anything that would put me in harm's way, and have no enemies.

...I'll die in a battle for my tribe.

...I'll die of a broken heart, though there's no telling how long I'll suffer before the end.

...I Died peacefully in my sleep after having nothing at all left to live for.

...I'll die in an ambush, cut down preemptively for the perceived threats of my growing clan.

...I'll die in my sleep.

...I'll be killed in a coup d'état, either directed at me, or in defense of my sovereign.

...I'll die at sea, alone and broken-hearted.

...I'll starve. Someday, I just won't be needed any longer.

...I starved. I wasn't needed anymore.

[raspberrytea]

I will die in a distant future, perhaps when one of the few towns decides to turn on us.

I will die in a distant future, of boredom-induced sleep.

I won't die, nope! Unless I get super lost or something. Or maybe get killed by a crazy hermit guy.

I'm never gonna die, nope.

I will die at the hands of a town who takes my silence the wrong way.

I won't die, since I've found a reason to live.

I will be killed for my curiousity, a life's work unfinished.

Died of accidental starvation. Indeed, a life's work unfinished.

I will be killed if word of my crimes ever gets out.

I will be killed if word of my allegiances ever gets out.

I will die by the teeth of the wolves.

Died of wolf attack, as predicted.

I shall never die! What a silly idea. Life is everlasting, if you devote yourself to it!

Died of boredom.

I'll kill myself, I guess. Alone, maybe up on a mountain.

Maybe not on a mountain, but that suicide looks more appealing than ever.

I will most likely be killed in another ridiculous misunderstanding with these obnoxious speakers of a foreign tongue.

Died of boredom.

I'll die of a sleep-induced starvation in a sleepy town, many years down the road.

Died by animal attack.

[Henkie]

If I died I would...

- Drown swimming
- Get killed by raiders
- Get killed in action
- have pissed off to many people
- get killed fighting too big of an animal
- get killed by a town-leader because I'm too damn big
- die protecting this piece of heaven!
- die of food poisoning
- get lost in this godforsaken land and starve
- die of tiredness and or starvation
- have been teared to pieces by tigers!
- been killed by my friends who could get very pissed off now
- die out here, with my love...
- get crushed by my own sledgehammer

[Snickie]

from eating too much sushi, if I ever get to make any. Or some newspawn will go insane because of my bad accent. *laughs*
I will be brutally slaughtered as I defend my positions on new and original thinking. They will finally show up.
either by the hands of someone who hates my accent, or by the woman I secretly love because I hit her with a pillow. Failing that, I'll live to a ripe old age of seventy-six, which is when my player will get bored with me and send me off to die of the sleeping sickness and starvation.
of grief and heartbreak because it's not me my love wants, but some other fool.
defending she whom I love, even though she claims she can defend herself.
defending she whom I love, even though she claims she can defend herself.
of sleeping sickness because my player doesn't have time for me.

Me? Die? Never! I'm on top of my game! The only thing that could bring me down is if I lost him...but that's not going to happen. Not on my watch. *shakes her head*
I'll either die of starvation, or out of grief, a sthe one I love has fallen comatose...
in my old age, with the man I love by my side, if I don't die of starvation trying to get home first.
of some pirate attack.
as my punishment for killing the one who means most in my life.
for being depressingly too much of a power-hungry b#%$&
Because they'll all get impatient with me and how sleep I've been, and they'll kill me to get my keys and run things themselves.

whenever, however. It will happen when it happens, and it will happen how it happens. Maybe somebody will take my bluntness as an insult and outright kill me, and who am I to blame? Or we will be massacred like Dory, and I will die a somewhat honourable death.
I'll forget my place among these people, and my mouth will be my death.
from starvation because I got carried away when trying to lose a few pounds. Failing that, I'll live to an old age while slowly losing my will to live, and be forced to carry on because the town I reside in will not allow me to perish.
because I failed to put better restraints on my tongue or in some skirmish between us and people who have tried repeatedly to take what is ours.
in some conflict because I can't even hold a shield right.
in a battle that I got into because I wanted to see action instead of stay home, which would've meant life but boredom.
Survived the battle. Or rather, survived while defending the homefront from the ever evil weasels. It will be some idiot -ahemsahemaahemlahem- who sparred with a claymore instead of a waster.

Really now? I'm hardly twenty-two. Now is not the time to be thinking of dastardly things such as death. Ask me in a few years, once I know more of the world around me.
Boredom will ensue sleeping which will ultimately cause death. Provided teh animals don't see me as easy prey and eat me first. But I hope the gods will not allow that to happen.
by the hand of someone who comes in and takes advantage of our primitive nature, or by animal attack in which I am too sleepy to gather berries to make raisins to eat.
never. It's not going to happen. I have a town to take care of.
of boredom, waiting for him to come back with what he promised.
defending my home and everything I've worked for, and all because I didn't bring the bike back on time.
Because I'm too sleepy, and I don't believe in the same things she does.

at some point. Probably sooner than later. It's not as if I'm really doing the town any good anyway. Chances are it'll be by my own hand. Yeah.... accidentally "drop" all of my food and pick up a ton of sand, and slowly watch myself rot away. *nods* That sounds positively delightful. Or, if I'm lucky, pirates will come and cut out my tongue and shove it down my trachea, and I'll die a quick death. Yes, I actually prefer that.
I'll die by the hand of those who envy my... oh, right, I have no interesting life, traits, or qualities. I will therefore spend years wandering the island looking for someone who will understand me, and when I find them, they will betray and kill me (if my player doesn't lose interest first).
by pirates who take our ship and shove my tongue down my throat, ending my life quickly. Failing that, I will live longer than I care to as I watch myself waste away emotionally, physically, mentally, and socially because to take my own life would cause too much chaos despite my subsistence way of life.
from sleeping to death, whether it be before or after I get where I'm going.
from boredom
of a different kind of sleeping sickness.
Apparently my player decided to wait for me to start the different sleeping sickness, so I'm stuck here for awhile longer.

by drowning when I go to sail and jump off the side to realise I can't swim. Hahahahaha! But at least I will have been doing what I wanted to do.
The bears will be my death. There just isn't enough healing food.
by the hand of someone who is finally beyond agitated at my goofball ways. Failing that, I'll run out of food on my ship and die before I make my destination. If I make it to my destination, I will be brutally slaughtered by people not of my language.
from animals' claws having too much of an infatuation with my skin and shredded flesh.
after going to sleep just like I normally do, and being attacked by one too many turkeys.
by some folks who go insane while I've done nothing but ask if I can gather resources in their town.
IN AN ALL-OUT BLUEBERRY WAR!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

probably from over-excitement and running in the road in front of a car. Or when some random group of pirates attack us and they pick on poor little me. *laughs* They had just better not mess with that weasel... or I will take them out with me.
Somebody will hurt them again, and I'll snap... Their death will ensure mine, as punishment.
by someone who decides to take advantage of my gullibility and naïvity.
from people who try to take over our homeland. I will be taken hostage and brutally slaughtered because I refuse to abide to my captors' every will.
after finding revenge from them killing my father, I will kill myself so that I may join him.
because I didn't follow orders, and refused to wear shoes.
I've survived everything so far: the deaths of my father and of a pseudo-sister, the betrayal of my people, the annexation of my town, and the voyage. If none of that killed me, I don't think anything will. I will therefore spend the rest of eternity counting my sins and wishing for a peaceful ending.

No can die. Is too young. But is hungry. Might starve if no can find food soon.
from random attackers.
of sleeping sickness
from infection
Dead. I felt the end was near, gave up the keys, fell into a coma, and died.

from skirmish between myself and people who misunderstand me.
stranded on this ship with no food.
because I said something wrong....I didn't know! It's not my first language anyway!
I'm a foreigner. Someone's bound to kill me for it sometime.

....at some point?
from boredom.
Can't die. It is literally illegal for me to die. What the crap?

whilst in battle against those who wronged me in my newspawnhood.
In a battle of me against myself. No, not suicide. It'll probably be far worse than suicide.

Dead, because I was the most disposable of my player's characters, and, as you can probably tell, I was disposed of.

DEATH BY SQUIRRELS. Or shame because someone will realize that I'm not wearing any pants.

Death by starvation, because I underestimated how long it would take to get from point A to point B, and I didn't pack enough food. Oops!

[Bowser]

He died....
...well, he didn't. Nothing can kill him.
...from drinking too much
...being caught in the middle of a civil war and not really having a side
...after some people caught up with him that he was avoiding
...because he forgot to eat
...on his ship, out at sea, soaking up the rays and falling asleep
...of starvation because he couldn't kill a goat if his life depended on it
...when the original owner of that bike decided to make him pay
...at the hands of an angry mob when he finally snapped and he had no one there to settle him down
...alone. At least he is really alone and not alone with many people around
...locked in a back room where he belongs
...because his will to live died with her
...locked in a back room and she decided not to feed him or let him out
...in the cargo hold of the ship, forgotten about
...at the claws of an angry bear or six

[Bryan T B]

...some random attack
...pirets attak my boat
...peaple got angre beacause i dont speak english
...peaple will stop feeding me because i sleep so much
...i stole from the wrong person
...suiside because i wont let these evil dictators have the satisfaktion of killing me!!!

[NostalgicMelody7]

I'll die...

...From a bandit raid.
...Never, because this place needs me.
...From starvation.
...From getting lost at sea.
...From an animal attack.
...From a madman.
...While sewing clothes.

[Vega]

I'll die...

... for her. It's the only thing that counts.

(I'm dead now... trying to get closer of her, I ruined my live, my all, and I lost her... forever. )

... old and with him, at his side... so it's ok...

... after years trying to find a new purpouse for my live, I've decided to follow him and join the Source...

... lost on the sea... Alone...

... without knowing where I was, without any destiny or company, alone again.

... crying. So sad...

(I died, really died, crying and sad...)

... killed by a chicken.

(I died killed by my player... Wait, does that make my player a chicken?)

... playing pranks.

... trying to do things right. But people doesn't understand it.

... locked. And mad.

... mad. Totally mad.

... fighting for my family.

... fighting for them, fighting for live, following my heart.

... for any stupid thing. Surrounded by stupid people.

(I'm dead now, for a really stupid thing I didn't do, surrounded and killed by very stupid people.)

... because that silly kittens hate me. Bad kittens!

(I'm dead now, because I could not stand being so ignored, always the last.)

... still looking for a good place to live.

... after stop looking for a place to live. I don't need it anymore, I'm with him and that's enough.

... terrified.

... sleeping. Sleeping too much, bad sleep...

... because I couldn't stand all that stuff around...

... drown in my bathtub, trying to get rid of all this dirt...

... killed. Some people don't like me at all.

... killed... and ate.



I'll die...

... after eating too much sweets, trying to see and collect everyting around.

... getting into trouble, again, because of my behaviour.

... trying to kill the evil of the world.

... scared, alone, and with a radio as my only friend.

... of boredom. *Yawns.*

[Xander]

I'll die...

By doing something stupid like using my new found wealth to attack others in order to gain even more ill-gotten wealth.
In the far distant future, if I outlive my lover. If I don't, it was probably something we couldn't prevent.
Of a broken heart. Maybe.
At the hands of some criminal, no doubt.
I don't think I could ever die, this place is so safe.
Maybe when someone tries to steal our vehicle?
I'm not quite sure, but it would have to be something out of the ordinary around here, or something very ordinary.
I won't until my lover dies, even if it means doing anything to achieve that. I don't want to leave her alone in the world.
Probably by pissing off the wrong person.
Who knows, but for such quiet islands we do see a lot of criminals.
I'm much too young to worry about dying.
If their plans go wrong.
By travelling too far from land, we're so isolated on this island, even if the radio picks up distant broadcasts.
Who knows?
By adventuring too much in the future.

[Vega]

Wow, long long time since this one also...

I'll die...

... drown in my bathtub, trying to get rid of all this dirt...

...drown in my bathtub. Or drown in dirt. Still one of those.

... getting into trouble, again, because of my behaviour.

...killed, this time for real.

...probably killed, after annoying someone (stupid) important.
...doing something fun! But dangerous!
...killed by that big guy, after finally insulting him and telling him the shit he is.
...eaten by animals.
...screwing something really important.

... fighting for them, fighting for live, following my heart.

...fighting for myself, and tired of looking for a new family.
...of lonelyness.

... trying to do things right. But people doesn't understand it.

(I'm already dead. I died, after trying to do things right. I lost everything, I fell asleep, eventually.)

... killed... and ate.

(I died, hit and locked in a room untill I starved.)

... mad. Totally mad.

(I died, mad, but at least outside and with a woman hating me for it.)

... after stop looking for a place to live. I don't need it anymore, I'm with him and that's enough.

(I died. I lost him. And there was nothing else out there for me.)

... sleeping. Sleeping too much, bad sleep...

(I dead. Sleeping. Hurt. Aw...)

... after eating too much sweets, trying to see and collect everyting around.

(I died. Just after my best friend.)

... trying to kill the evil of the world.

(I died. Killed by the evil of the world.)

... scared, alone, and with a radio as my only friend.

(I died. Forgotten. As forgotten that my player doesn't even remember how.)