Things Cantrians would never say...

[Shedevil]

Oh look, this town is empty, and I've found a lot of valuable resources. I think I'll just leave them here.

[hyrle]

Don't hit the land... you'll break the ship!

[SekoETC]

"You can't sail directly against the wind."

[ObsessedWithCats]

'A skateboard'll be fine, I'll just carry it if the road gets a bit rough.'

[saztronic]

*pumps fist* I'm naturally gifted at burying dead people! Jackpot.

((Leader to newspawn)) Can't you read the laws?! It specifically says -right- -there- not to pick up anything that's not yours, including sand. It's jail or exile for you! *pauses a beat, then smiles warmly* Aw shit dawg, I'm just kidding, we got a gigaton. Take as much as you want. You need one of these extra cars with that? It's chill.

*shakes his head* The latrine is overflowing into the well again.

4368-1.07: You see John Doe leave Klojt, taking expressway to Klojt Mountains South.
4368-1.07: You say: John, hold up there a sec! Can you take this shovel with you? *frowns* John? I know you can hear me, you're only like 20 feet away. *frowns deeper, talking to John's back* All right, be that way, asshole!

You know, it makes total sense that it takes the same amount of time to make a bone needle as it does to rig a gaff mainsail. Think about it.

*shrugs* I just prefer walking, you know? Taking in the scenery. Several days of steady exercise. *steepling his fingers* It's all about the journey, man... not the destination.

Sure, I'll use that condom.

[hyrle]

Hmm... I wonder what else I can do with this rubber? (See last post.)

[Mitch79]

((Leader to newspawn)) Can't you read the laws?! It specifically says -right- -there- not to pick up anything that's not yours, including sand. It's jail or exile for you! *pauses a beat, then smiles warmly* Aw shit dawg, I'm just kidding, we got a gigaton. Take as much as you want. You need one of these extra cars with that? It's chill.

Hey now I have a leader who gives this stuff away!! LOL Cars and all. She' actually has trouble with people taking some of them.

[ColormeGreen]

((Leader to newspawn)) Can't you read the laws?! It specifically says -right- -there- not to pick up anything that's not yours, including sand. It's jail or exile for you! *pauses a beat, then smiles warmly* Aw shit dawg, I'm just kidding, we got a gigaton. Take as much as you want. You need one of these extra cars with that? It's chill.

*points at post above * I have three leaders/ coleaders that would do the same. haha. Vehicles, boats, houses, weapons.... They hand them out like candy without expecting payment.

[miirkaelisaar]

"You keep your dead boyfriend's/girlfriend's body in your bedroom/back room?! What kind of freak are you?!"

[Swingerzetta]

"You keep your dead boyfriend's/girlfriend's body in your bedroom/back room?! What kind of freak are you?!"

What's worse is finding these dead bodies when cleaning up decades later, after everyone who knew the body has already died.

[hyrle]

Hmmm... I wonder why there's a small amount of animal parts in this locked room. I think I saw the same amount of parts in another locked room I popped open a few days ago.

(Actually, this is something one MIGHT say )

[SumBum]

"I'm pregnant."

[Shedevil]

"I'm pregnant."

That's it.. SumBum wins this thread..

[miirkaelisaar]

Hmmm... I wonder why there's a small amount of animal parts in this locked room. I think I saw the same amount of parts in another locked room I popped open a few days ago.

(Actually, this is something one MIGHT say )

Stop O.O creepy.. That doesn't really happen though right? They just vanish? Only one time did I ever witness a body dissolve in Cantr, my character was in the funeral home mourning someone for several days and an older body crumbled away, I forget what the event said, but it was weird. My character was blind though and didn't see it but another person with them was like "Ugh that's creepy, let's get out of here." or something.

[hyrle]

I believe it crumbles away into animal parts. It was pretty creepy, though - I will agree.