Things Cantrians would never say...

[miirkaelisaar]

I've had too much to drink, maybe I shouldn't drive...

"I have to stay awake, if I fall asleep while driving it could be catastrophic!"

[Pies]

"Oh no, I can't have pizza. I'm gluten-free."

This isn't so impossible! I had character, that had strong belief, that eating carrots were killing people.

[miirkaelisaar]

I should have a character with a wheat allergy who has to have a gluten-free diet =P that'd be interesting. Only one of mine has an allergy so far but not to a food.

[Cdls]

No love, I don't see how a threesome can possibly go wrong in the middle of town....

[miirkaelisaar]

"You know who's really cute and cuddly? The Blackrocks!"

[Snowdrop]

"Is that food fresh? How old is it?"

One of my characters did actually raise an eyebrow and query the quality of a meaty food when their boyfriend handed them the last of a very large batch that he'd been carrying around for over 5 years...
My character was both impressed (at how much he must've been carrying to start with) and not impressed (at the 'gift') at the same time.


This thread is making me laugh.

"You know who's really cute and cuddly? The Blackrocks!"

I'd like to see an offshoot of this thread: Things Cantrians would never say...to Naedell's face

[Shedevil]

"You know who's really cute and cuddly? The Blackrocks!"

I'd like to see an offshoot of this thread: Things Cantrians would never say...to Naedell's face [/quote]
^ This should be supported.


No, I will not have sex with you on the road, what if someone sees us?

[Snickie]

"Saaaay.... let's all get pillows and whack Naedell with them!"

"You know what would be fun? Dropping a banana peel in front of Naedell while she's walking. It'll be so funny when she slips and falls!"
"Wouldn't she get mad?"
"Naaaah."

[Finchington]

I think Naedell would actually love it if I gave her a big hug.

[miirkaelisaar]

What have I started... O__o

[Shedevil]

A fun thread that should get it's own thread..

[Snickie]

"I'll trade you 5000g of rubies for 5000g in large bones."
"Done!"

[kicking jay]

This is going to be so funny in hindsight.

[Joshuamonkey]

My character said this to Naedell right before being killed:

"Oh..so forgivenes can't be eventually earned?"

[Swingerzetta]

"How am I supposed to know the exact weight of this pile of rocks? Lets just say it's half a kilo and get on with the trade."