Things Cantrians would never say...

[Mee]

I'm not gonna have sex on the ground..

[BosBaBe]

I'm not gonna have sex on the ground..

"I'm not going to have sex on that couch in that public building either, it's disgusting. Imagine how many people have had sex on that! *shudders*"

[Snickie]

"Yes! Rats! I LOVE having rats in my town!"

[hyrle]

Cooked meat for dinner again?

[miirkaelisaar]

"Yes! Rats! I LOVE having rats in my town!"

"Aww, what a cutie! He wants to play!"
You get attacked by a rat, and you lose 0 percent strength. You saved 1 percent using your kite shield.


No but seriously one of mine says this every time LOL my characters who know what rats are think they're cute and just being playful because I have pet rats and I'm totally biased =P And they never attack the rats, but they poke them sometimes, and one of mine put a bucket over a rat that kept attacking him instead of killing it.

[Snowdrop]

my characters who know what rats are think they're cute and just being playful because I have pet rats and I'm totally biased =P And they never attack the rats, but they poke them sometimes, and one of mine put a bucket over a rat that kept attacking him instead of killing it.[/color]

Awww ^_^

[BosBaBe]

"Would you like some arrows to go with that bow/crossbow?"

[Cdls]

Are those onions organic?

[BosBaBe]

"Is that food fresh? How old is it?"

[miirkaelisaar]

"Oh, yeah, you can just toss that fresh dung into the kitchen for now."

[BosBaBe]

"How much calories does this food have? I'm on a diet" (at least I haven't seen this)

[Cdls]

Yo momma was so...*pauses* Oh wait...

[Snickie]

"Oh, no... I can't drink that brandy. It was brewed in the same room as that pile of dung a newspawn threw in there. It might be contaminated."

"Oh no, I can't have pizza. I'm gluten-free."

"You know, that meat you're eating now was probably a warthog's severed scrotum."

[Swingerzetta]

this thread is quickly turning into 'things Cantrians really ought to say, because it would be amazing'

[Cdls]

I've had too much to drink, maybe I shouldn't drive...