Things Cantrians would never say...

[bnlphan]

"I wish this bone shield wasn't so effective against elephants."

[Snickie]

"I LOVE listening to the radio! There's always so much interesting conversation going on!"

[miirkaelisaar]

"I'm not going to involve myself in other people's drama! Ever!"

[Snickie]

My character in [town] must not be a Cantrian then.

"Babe, you're so sexy with your stubby legs and your flat chest..."

[HolyRoller]

*A raker/galleon with several crew members docks, all carrying heavy weaponry, shields, and crowbars. They whisper amongst themselves*

"Aww, they must be shy! Hello, welcome! *waves* Cool stuff! It must have taken ages to make all of it!"

[*Wiro]

"We have five times more buildings than we have citizens, there's no need to sleep in the cold."

[ColormeGreen]

"We have five times more buildings than we have citizens, there's no need to sleep in the cold."

We have five times more vehicles and ships than citizens. There's no need to walk or be stuck on this island!

[Otherside]

"Naah, do you know what? I think it might be quicker if I walk..."

[miirkaelisaar]

"I wanna live in a swamp."

[Snickie]

"Saaaay.... ya wanna go to the tundra?"

[ManyVoices]

*legs crossed* "I really need to pee, can someone point me to the nearest toilet, please"

[Otherside]

Sign: Eat 4001 grams of burgers in one hour and get them all FREE!

Cantrian: "I can totally do that."

[Shedevil]

I'm going to go inside just so I can listen to the radio. It's so relaxing.

[kicking jay]

I'm going to go inside just so I can listen to the radio. It's so relaxing.

I've done that, actually.

[Shedevil]

I'm going to go inside just so I can listen to the radio. It's so relaxing.

I've done that, actually.

You are quite weird then.. every time I get near a radio my characters get a headache from the drama and pointless chatter.