Funny or interesting IC quotes

[AnonPoster]

3714-4.27: Bob says: "Bloody hell Ben! You wanna strip the poor guy naked just because he's *he pauses as he looks at the body* Ooh, look at those shoes, and that coat,"
3714-4.25: Ben says: "Umm this might sound kinda messed up but should i take his clothes off him before i burry him? He's wearing rather nice stuff"
3714-4.24: Ben says: "All shit another one that wont be waking up"
3714-4.00: You see 'Bill' die.

[Andu]

37xx-x.xx+1: Guy says: Remind Guy not to take food from that silo any more.
37xx-x.xx: You take out the dead body of some guy from a small silo.

[Henkie]

3722-1.05: A says: "Hop on a harvester, B?"
3722-1.05: B says: "*hops* i'm on it!"

Made me snicker

[SekoETC]

This would reveal who I play if they didn't know it already but I consider it worth sharing. Read top to bottom.

(Character 1 can drag a big pile of tomatoes only 40 % of the way. Character 2 helps and takes it up to 105 %.)

Character 1: "Wow, you must be really strong!"

Character 2: "I guess it's just the way I hold the tomatoes, as I'm really weak, actually, *she chuckles* I guess I'm so good in fighting that it scares the tomatoes so much that they fear for their lives and move out of themselves!"

[Bmot]

This made me chuckle (Bottom to top)

6.32: Char 3 says: "Really? *His mouth gapes open* But they don't have legs!"
6.29: Char 2 says: "They can? That's amazing! *she laughs*"
6.25: Char 1 says: "No the carving knives."
6.23: Char 2 says: "The windows? They can't walk."
6.22: Char 1 says: "*mumbles* Don't know where they all went."

[NostalgicMelody7]

Ha! ^

[Bmot]

Not really something that's said, but in a char description: "and his nose is right there in the middle of his face."

[Addicted]

3880-1.35: Person 1 says: "It's just a little service for Dom Hofran"
3880-1.35: Person 2 says: "It s good to have people like you around"
3880-2.00: Person 1 says: "Well, when I spammed I was treated in a very good way so... it's just payback? *he smiles too*"

To most: Spam = Unsolicited mail/e-mail/ text sent out in mass quantities.
To me: Spam = Canned meat, spiced ham. (the slimy, disgusting type containing virtually no meat)

The images in my head - priceless!

[Marian]

Not posting any specific quotes because there'd be too many, but pretty much all the passive aggressiveness flying around in that town right now is really funny to me.

[Rugila]

A little setback nothing more..

Person sss: "*kneels down beside Personnel xxx* Hmmmm..was it you or kkk that was so hard to move? Or both? "

Person ddd: "*she raises a brow looking up at xxx and sss*"

Person xxx: "Okay, let's do it. *he nods, looking out the window, then down to Personnel xxx and back, calling out loudly* A short warning, all female [Surname]...attention, all female [Surname]! Wake up now, or be prepared to be kidnapped! "

[Tiamo]

Translated from another language (bottom to top):

Player says: „I am happy about that!"
You see an elephant attack Player.

[Snickie]

Bottom to top.

3954-3.03: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "Sal, you're talking to yourself on the radio again."
3954-2.34: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "Next you will be tinkin you can sing."
3954-2.34: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "Dats cause you ain't good lookin like me. *chuckles* I sweh sometimes youze peoples needs to have youze ego's checked. "

Never a dull moment with Sal & Co.

[Xander]

Bottom to top.

3954-3.03: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "Sal, you're talking to yourself on the radio again."
3954-2.34: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "Next you will be tinkin you can sing."
3954-2.34: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "Dats cause you ain't good lookin like me. *chuckles* I sweh sometimes youze peoples needs to have youze ego's checked. "

Never a dull moment with Sal & Co.

Me and Sal's player have a little "rivalry" on the radio.

[Hedgedhogst]

A capture of the most wakeful town in Cantr... (From bottom to top... If it matters. )

3963-2.09: Char7 says: "*she yawns*"
3963-2.04: Char6 says: "*yawns*"
3963-0.31: Char5 says: "*she yawns*"
3963-0.30: Char4 says: "*he yawns*"
3963-0.28: Char3 says: "*He yawns*"
3963-0.27: Char2 says: "#he yawns#"
3962-7.30: Char1 says: "#she yawns#"

[Vago]

3974-4.09: man says: "-Open his eyes wide open, and looks back to the goats-"
3974-4.09: Old woman says: "-Appears back in the window, whit a whip in his hand-"
3974-4.08: Man says: "-looks indoor-"
3974-4.08:Old woman says: "-stares at them and goes back indoor, where you can hear some whipping-"
3974-3.19: Man says: "-looks the old woman-
3974-2.24: young woman says: `*stare her, whitout expresion *`
3974-2.24: Old woman says: "-Dissapears behind the window and comes back again, staring upon the young woman-"
3974-2.24: young woman says: `*looks her*`
3974-2.23:Old woman says: "-looks them-"