The flame game!

[NostalgicMelody7]

And I'm sure you'll have an old, happy life with your thousands of cats

I ran five miles today.

[ebenezer]

Fear does wonders sometimes.

I helped an old lady cross the street.

[Rugila]

Then you found out, that the old lady was a masked pickpocket, a thief!

I believe, i know the meaning of living and dying

[Snickie]

In other words, you're a ghost.

I can tie my shoes!

[Bowser]

yeah, that's because you have Velcro strips and not laces.

I can shotgun a beer faster than you!

[Sunni Daez]

Next time, try it with a full can..Hmmm?


I got my hair cut today.

[Snickie]

Cut? More like shaved off completely. Oh, but I guess you didn't notice the barber left enough hair to spell out 'loser' on the top of your head.

I locked my car today so robbers couldn't get inside!

[Rugila]

After half an hour you notice that you had lost the car keys. They fell out of your pocket.

I have my second year at college beginning.

[Bmot]

Awww, you're second year already? What a big girl (or guy) you are!

Today, I went snorkeling for the first time!

[Snickie]

That must've been hard with all those black spiny sea urchins in your swimsuit

I survived my last first week of band camp!

[oddedd]

Yes, but it's only your last first week because of the "incident" that happened on the second day.

Start my new Job next week!

[Snickie]

Cleaning gum off the tables and chairs and sidewalks in all the schools? Good for you!

I got the highest grade on the Macroeconomics test!

[Bmot]

Well, that doesn't say that much, if you look at the other grades...

I'm finally gonna start at my next school, on monday!

[Snickie]

Congratulations! You finally found a school that would teach nitwits as dumb as you!

I don't have morning classes, so I can sleep in this year!

[oddedd]

Just cos they dropped you from your morning class "for" sleeping in?

Looking forward to two months in Norway!