Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Anthony Roberts]

Your friggin' awesomeness is surpassed only by your friggin' modesty, Anthony.

~AoM

I'm not modest...

...Wait...

..Are you making FUN of me? HAHA! I just got it.

[Pirog]

This one has the possibility of becoming a classic!

A woman in the Blojt forest west kills a horse, violating the law that states that only clansmen are allowed to hunt.

Odur says:
he looks notably irritated* As stated on the sign it is illegal for outsiders to hunt here! Hand over the meat and hide immediately.

Young woman says:
Um...where am I to hide? I don`t know this area...

[AoM]

Did she give him the meat... then look around, and then ask him? That would have been really good.

[Black Canyon]

That is truly hilarious.

[Pirog]

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Yeah, she handed everything over.

[kroner]

That one is really good...

ok, here's one that just happened. bottom to top.

906-1: Fidel Castro says: "*slaps meric on the shoulder* your a strange one *chuckles and walks off*"

906-1: Fidel Castro says: "*laughs*"

906-1: Schill Meric says: "*goes back to sharpening*"

906-1: Fidel Castro says: "stabbing me?"

906-1: Schill Meric says: "*looks up* You know what this is for, right?"

906-1: Fidel Castro says: "*rolls eye* ok?, is that all. boring *laughs"

906-1: Schill Meric says: "Ok. *continues sharpening an animal bone*"

906-1: Fidel Castro says: "good day meric! how are ya"

906-1: You see Schill Meric use some small bones on Manufacturing a bone knife.

[sammigurl61190]

This one has the possibility of becoming a classic!

A woman in the Blojt forest west kills a horse, violating the law that states that only clansmen are allowed to hunt.

Odur says:
he looks notably irritated* As stated on the sign it is illegal for outsiders to hunt here! Hand over the meat and hide immediately.

Young woman says:
Um...where am I to hide? I don`t know this area...

*literally laughs out loud*

*for like....4 minutes*

That's great.

[nitefyre]

This one has the possibility of becoming a classic!

A woman in the Blojt forest west kills a horse, violating the law that states that only clansmen are allowed to hunt.

Odur says:
he looks notably irritated* As stated on the sign it is illegal for outsiders to hunt here! Hand over the meat and hide immediately.

Young woman says:
Um...where am I to hide? I don`t know this area...

*literally laughs out loud*

*for like....4 minutes*


That's great.

My eye skipped that, but hilarious as stated.

Naming a characting Fidel Castro?

[Dragonslayer4ever]

Oh man that is great. "where am I to hide" i wish my character was outside at that time. she is still trying to recuperate from her attacks inside.

[Sparkle]

Funny inncidents in Seatown. First inncident starring Devon Dobbs. Second inncident starring Hoosen Muybehd. Bottoms up and enjoy.

Inncident 2

You say: "Eeeilllll, now that`s just disgusting."

Kerry Errickson(f) says: "*quirks an eyebrow and watches*"

Hoosen Muybehd says: "*falls and "it" slips out of hand* "

JasonK says: "*smiles* do you need some help with that? because I wont be able
to do anything"

You see JasonK give some meat to Hoosen Muybehd.

You see JasonK take some meat.

Hoosen Muybehd says: "it just fell off!!!!! ow ow ow ........ *runs around
frantically* AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Hoosen Muybehd says: "it hurts, it hurts!!!!!"

Hoosen Muybehd says: "OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You see Hoosen Muybehd drop some meat.

Hoosen Muybehd says: "uh... no thanks, ill be fine.. *starts shaking* "

Hoosen Muybehd says: "*eyes widen* "

JasonK says: "*holds up bow and grins* want me to help you wwith that
problem??"

Hoosen Muybehd says: "*holds private area* what personal problem?!?!? "

Kasuo says: "*laughs* I`m too much.. "

Kerry Errickson(f) says: "Kasuo, can it. *laughs*"

Kasuo says: "Yeah, Seatown is not that quiet. However in the last couple of
years, some personal relationships have been formed, so you know.. *winks and
nudges*"

You say: "Well, most of the time we do. Other times things are meant to be
said just to that person. I don`t want everyone knowing there business. Would you
like me telling everyone all your business. *smiles* Specially personal matters."

Hoosen Muybehd says: "not many people talk out loud here, do they? such a
quiet town. "

Incident 1

Devon Dobbs says: "I`ve alredy got a cooking stone."

Val Hendricks says: "Next time I win."

You see Val Hendricks give cooking stone to Devon Dobbs.

You see Brad Dreeno give some wood to Devon Dobbs.

Devon Dobbs says: "Ha ha! I win! What do I get?"

You see Devon Dobbs slap Brad Dreeno in the face.

You see Devon Dobbs slap Val Hendricks in the face.

Devon Dobbs says: "Anyone have wool? Do we have a spindle?"

Brad Dreeno says: "*laughs*"

You see Brad Dreeno slap Val Hendricks in the face.

Brad Dreeno says: "DIE VAL!!!!!!! DON"T ATTACK ANYMORE SHEEP!!!!!"

Val Hendricks says: "Oops."

Val Hendricks says: "DIE SHEEP!!!!!! DON`T ATTACK ANYONE ELSE!!!!! Or was that
a cow?"

You see Val Hendricks hurt a sheep using a bone club.

Devon Dobbs says: "Much cleaner now."

Devon Dobbs says: "Comes in mint, cherry, and grape. I like mint. *pours in
mouth* *gurgles* *spits out*"

Devon Dobbs says: "WATERY TOOTHPASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best way to clean
your teeth."

Devon Dobbs says: "But I don`t know if I have a tooth brush. Well you know
what they say......"

Devon Dobbs says: "Now I have to brush my teeth."

You say: "You cut that out."

You poke a cow.

You see a cow attack Ryn Lyian.

You say: "*turns away quickly so she wouldn`t see the barfing, but the sound
still makes her feel sick in her stomach*"

Brad Dreeno says: "Pfffft. That was nasty Devon."

Devon Dobbs says: "*barfs*"

Brad Dreeno says: "Well if that`s what it turns out to be quite a profit that
they are gonna make. *snickers*"

Devon Dobbs says: "Ok what I just pictured was truley nasty. Anyone have a
garbage can?"

Devon Dobbs says: "Awww. C`mon! That`s sick! Ewww! Gross! You`re putting bad
things in my mind!"

[Revanael]

The top one. Erm.... ok....

[Anthony Roberts]

4 day rule does not apply here because it will not affect game play.

You can't bend the rules to your willing. The rules are here for a reason. Nothing exempts you from the 4-Day rule, effecting the game or not.

[Sparkle]

4 day rule does not apply here because it will not affect game play.

You can't bend the rules to your willing. The rules are here for a reason. Nothing exempts you from the 4-Day rule, effecting the game or not.

Well, I've seen people post recent events if it isn't important or effects the game.

[Anthony Roberts]

4 day rule does not apply here because it will not affect game play.

You can't bend the rules to your willing. The rules are here for a reason. Nothing exempts you from the 4-Day rule, effecting the game or not.

Well, I've seen people post recent events if it isn't important or effects the game.

Just because others do it, doesn't mean it's okay to do. I'm not Players Department, so I can't exactly enforce any of this. However:

... please note noone is exempt from the four day rule.

The Chairperson of Players Department says this, therefore, doesn't that mean it shouldn't be broken by anyone for any reason?

[Sparkle]

4 day rule does not apply here because it will not affect game play.

You can't bend the rules to your willing. The rules are here for a reason. Nothing exempts you from the 4-Day rule, effecting the game or not.

Well, I've seen people post recent events if it isn't important or effects the game.

Just because others do it, doesn't mean it's okay to do. I'm not Players Department, so I can't exactly enforce any of this. However:

... please note noone is exempt from the four day rule.

The Chairperson of Players Department says this, therefore, doesn't that mean it shouldn't be broken by anyone for any reason?

Trust me if I felt I was doing something wrong I wouldn't do it. Missy did say that, but she still let them post more and that was more effecting game play then this is.

http://www.cantr.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3151&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

So if they want that rule to stick it should go for everything and for everybody and stop confusing poor innocent people like myself.