Me: Uh what the fuck do you think you're doing, man??
Him: Wha, well a live eer.
Me: Since when!?
Him: Uhm, yeterday? *falls onto the step behind him now sitting on them*
Me: *laughing* Get out of here guy, you're fucken drunk!
Him: Naw A'm not drunk
Me: get the fuck out, go home *laughing I close the door and I hear him stumble out of our building*
You might think that was all, but then almost immediately after, I go to my room to find that a bat (yes the animal) flying around my room... I assume it got in from the living room window (no screen) but when?? I get home at midnight... I didn't see it fly in :S
Got it out without much issue but definitely wasn't expecting that. Thought bout keeping it for a pet for a bit too

