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NiTeFyRe wrote:Hehehehehehe *villianous grin* Taking the data that Pixie said she was 28 on the other topic over there somewhere...
28.00x.9970=27.91 years free of drugs
28.00-27.91=0.09 years with mind altering narcotics
365(days in a year)x0.09=32.85 days when the mind was altered by narcs.
It has in my conclusion, in parallel with Professor Mavs, had a permanent impact on her mind.
*bursts out laughing and rolls on the floor* XD Nice one!!
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Well I never said that I didn't believe in Gremlins. But I had to vote to the best of my abilities. I had to decide what I believed more........That Gremlins are real, or that Pixie is a nutcase..........I believe she IS nuts........and I only agree that Gremlins MAY exist.
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Revanael wrote:Ah, I see your point, LoneWolf. Now I want to change my vote... Though I believe strongly in the existence of at least the Typo Gremlin, I believe in Pixie being a nutcase even more...
Damn.
Ignoramous, you should've listened to me, and the sane world.
Now you suffer the consequences of regret. Muahahaha

"grem·lin (grem?lin) noun
1. An imaginary gnomelike creature to whom mechanical problems, especially in aircraft, are attributed."
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I'm on your side, but I can't let that definition pass. Being imaginary isn't part of any legitimate definition of gremlins. They've just been declared so because no one can find good evidence otherwise. Dictionaries should stick to defining words, instead of making claims about the nature of reality.
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No SUCH THING AS GREMLINS????? NO SUCH thing????????? you need a refesher course.
there are "house" gremlins, and "wild" gremlins. within each discovered breed,or family listed below, scientists believe are more sub-groups as yet un-discovered. I pulled this list off of an old post from a previous thread. I am sure it needs updating.
House Gremlin Family:
1~sock gremlins~they steal socks, and sell them to dust bunnies in exchange for old socks which they re-cycle to your laundry pile.
2~closet gremlins~they moves your clothes around, nock them off hangers and even have wrestling matches if its a walk in closet.
3~under gremlins~they like undies. especially dirty ones, and if you see your roommates undies moving...(luois' did) theres the proof. emmitting a massive stench when provoked or cornered, these are some of the stinky-est of the species.
4~bathroom gremlins~piles of dirty clothes come to life when left in the bathroom, shampoo runs out a week after you buy it, and soap somehow gets underfoot as you step into the shower. these also make a massive stench when cornered or provoked
5~kitchen gremlins~sub-breeds, stove, microwave and undersink gremlins~ fire department shows up every time you cook? the microwave causes a fuse to blow at least 2 times a week? what about your garbage disposal? when was the last time it worked right? you didnt really cause that much trash, a gremlin brought back some old stuff.
6~t.v. gremlins~ if you dont have cable or digital be-ware!!!! they cause fuzz, static and random channel changes, color changes and mess up the alignment of the screen.
7~v.c.r. gremins~ why does it eats tapes? or doesnt record when its pre-set and programmed???? its this gremlin on the prowl.
8~carpet gremlins~ever wonder how the sewing needle got in your foot when NO-ONE in the house has sewn in months?????
~~~~~~~~~and outside we go.....~~~~~~~~~~~~
9~car gremlins~ cant find your registration and insurance papers when the cops pull you over??? this is why. related breed are:: battery gremlins, trunk gremlins brake gremlins and paint gremlins. these are pretty self explainatory.
10~garden gremlins~often mistaken for garden knomes, these gremlins cause bug attacks, leaky hoses and broken pipes under the fence. excessive weed growth and random die-offs of your favorite flowers are signs of garden gremlin infestation. pesticide doesnt work. you must sprinkle cinnamon all over the yard and chant "go away" ten time each day for three weeks. Garden Gremlin is a Family, there are several breeds as yet un-classified.
11~fence gremlins~ the gate wont stay shut, the fencing gets warped and the stone wall gets undermined by sink holes.... the tree roots suddenly spring up and put cracks in your brand new brick wall.
12: nose gremlins, they hide the tissue, cause sneezes for no real reason and conspire to cause a pimple right on the tip of your nose the night you have a date. These guys are rare, and in the family called "Body" Gremlins, not studied yet.
~~~~~~~~~more gremlins....~~~~~~~~
13: office gremlins, steal staplers, eat sharpies and cause general havoc in the office or computer room of your home.
14: fish tank gremlins, when nothing is wrong with your water, the fish are not sick, but they still die or jump out..... and of course when the de-clorinator drys up, the food spills into the tank or the brand new filter breaks, these guys are the ones.
15: camp gremlins~ cause major smoking, coals that wont light, hard un-choppable wood, and cronicly burned marshmellows, tent stakes to pull, tents to fall, tent poles to be lost or broken, nearby bushes to be dangerous, bugs and snakes to think your sleeping bag is good, food to go bad, and bears to visit.
** Camp Gremlin is a Family, there are breeds:
Tent, Wood, Alcohol, Sleeping bag, Pioson ivy, Poison oak... the list will continue
16: Computer gremlins, as discovered by our very own Orion. "Microsoft" is the first of what we believe to be several breeds of this gremlin. More info will be comeing shortly.
17: Diaper Gremlins are especially attracted to pre-schools, homes with multiple children and nursery wings of hospitals. Unlike other gremlins, these guys evolve with the child they attatch to. as the child grows up, these gremlins change their tactics and habits to match. Often, a child who is 10, and cannot keep the room clean or looses clothes is not a victim of "sock gremlins" but has their very own bonded Diaper Gremlin. Thank you C. cat for reminding me of these evil little things.
18: Fire Gremlin~ classified a mutt breed, they change color and are immune to fire. going in and outdoors, their range is wide, but the numbers are few.We think they may actually have trouble reproducing.
19: Tree Gremlin~ One breed, changes color with the season, White, Yellow, Green. Very common, probly a form of garden gremlin. We think this little guy helped create the fire gremlin. they are relitively harmless, no biting or spraying has been observed. they remind me of little ugly Koalas.
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The gremlins are currently in the "byzantine era" of their development. Currently in the middle of a war here in my tow, and prob'ly elsewhere in the world. But anyone who has kept up with my gremlin discoveries knows all that.
Psycho Pixie
there are "house" gremlins, and "wild" gremlins. within each discovered breed,or family listed below, scientists believe are more sub-groups as yet un-discovered. I pulled this list off of an old post from a previous thread. I am sure it needs updating.
House Gremlin Family:
1~sock gremlins~they steal socks, and sell them to dust bunnies in exchange for old socks which they re-cycle to your laundry pile.
2~closet gremlins~they moves your clothes around, nock them off hangers and even have wrestling matches if its a walk in closet.
3~under gremlins~they like undies. especially dirty ones, and if you see your roommates undies moving...(luois' did) theres the proof. emmitting a massive stench when provoked or cornered, these are some of the stinky-est of the species.
4~bathroom gremlins~piles of dirty clothes come to life when left in the bathroom, shampoo runs out a week after you buy it, and soap somehow gets underfoot as you step into the shower. these also make a massive stench when cornered or provoked
5~kitchen gremlins~sub-breeds, stove, microwave and undersink gremlins~ fire department shows up every time you cook? the microwave causes a fuse to blow at least 2 times a week? what about your garbage disposal? when was the last time it worked right? you didnt really cause that much trash, a gremlin brought back some old stuff.
6~t.v. gremlins~ if you dont have cable or digital be-ware!!!! they cause fuzz, static and random channel changes, color changes and mess up the alignment of the screen.
7~v.c.r. gremins~ why does it eats tapes? or doesnt record when its pre-set and programmed???? its this gremlin on the prowl.
8~carpet gremlins~ever wonder how the sewing needle got in your foot when NO-ONE in the house has sewn in months?????
~~~~~~~~~and outside we go.....~~~~~~~~~~~~
9~car gremlins~ cant find your registration and insurance papers when the cops pull you over??? this is why. related breed are:: battery gremlins, trunk gremlins brake gremlins and paint gremlins. these are pretty self explainatory.
10~garden gremlins~often mistaken for garden knomes, these gremlins cause bug attacks, leaky hoses and broken pipes under the fence. excessive weed growth and random die-offs of your favorite flowers are signs of garden gremlin infestation. pesticide doesnt work. you must sprinkle cinnamon all over the yard and chant "go away" ten time each day for three weeks. Garden Gremlin is a Family, there are several breeds as yet un-classified.
11~fence gremlins~ the gate wont stay shut, the fencing gets warped and the stone wall gets undermined by sink holes.... the tree roots suddenly spring up and put cracks in your brand new brick wall.
12: nose gremlins, they hide the tissue, cause sneezes for no real reason and conspire to cause a pimple right on the tip of your nose the night you have a date. These guys are rare, and in the family called "Body" Gremlins, not studied yet.
~~~~~~~~~more gremlins....~~~~~~~~
13: office gremlins, steal staplers, eat sharpies and cause general havoc in the office or computer room of your home.
14: fish tank gremlins, when nothing is wrong with your water, the fish are not sick, but they still die or jump out..... and of course when the de-clorinator drys up, the food spills into the tank or the brand new filter breaks, these guys are the ones.
15: camp gremlins~ cause major smoking, coals that wont light, hard un-choppable wood, and cronicly burned marshmellows, tent stakes to pull, tents to fall, tent poles to be lost or broken, nearby bushes to be dangerous, bugs and snakes to think your sleeping bag is good, food to go bad, and bears to visit.
** Camp Gremlin is a Family, there are breeds:
Tent, Wood, Alcohol, Sleeping bag, Pioson ivy, Poison oak... the list will continue
16: Computer gremlins, as discovered by our very own Orion. "Microsoft" is the first of what we believe to be several breeds of this gremlin. More info will be comeing shortly.
17: Diaper Gremlins are especially attracted to pre-schools, homes with multiple children and nursery wings of hospitals. Unlike other gremlins, these guys evolve with the child they attatch to. as the child grows up, these gremlins change their tactics and habits to match. Often, a child who is 10, and cannot keep the room clean or looses clothes is not a victim of "sock gremlins" but has their very own bonded Diaper Gremlin. Thank you C. cat for reminding me of these evil little things.
18: Fire Gremlin~ classified a mutt breed, they change color and are immune to fire. going in and outdoors, their range is wide, but the numbers are few.We think they may actually have trouble reproducing.
19: Tree Gremlin~ One breed, changes color with the season, White, Yellow, Green. Very common, probly a form of garden gremlin. We think this little guy helped create the fire gremlin. they are relitively harmless, no biting or spraying has been observed. they remind me of little ugly Koalas.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The gremlins are currently in the "byzantine era" of their development. Currently in the middle of a war here in my tow, and prob'ly elsewhere in the world. But anyone who has kept up with my gremlin discoveries knows all that.
Psycho Pixie
Here I am. BITE ME. or not, in fact, never mind, dont want some wacko taking me up on the offer. Only non wacko's may apply for bite allowance.. no garentee that you will be granted said allowance, but you can try.
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