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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Misato » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:15 pm

Snickie wrote:

-clicks it-
*computer freezes*
That's not funny!

O.O Did it really??
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Snickie » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:18 am

Youtube haven't been working on my laptop very well as of late, so yes, it did happen.
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Misato » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:40 am

I'm sorry. :( Here are the lyrics. It's an old English folk song, if you can believe it.

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their

Marbles and playthings, and at half past four
There came a young lady, she looked like a

Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her

Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to

Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling

Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her

Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable

Home in the country with a big fence out front
and if he asked her politely she'd show him her

Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her

Small tender hand with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his

Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her

Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty you can go **** yourself.


^ It's called the Assumption song. ^_^
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Snickie » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:08 am

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Misato » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:29 am

Snickie wrote:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

:mrgreen: I thought so too.
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby gejyspa » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:12 pm

Misato wrote:I'm sorry. :( Here are the lyrics. It's an old English folk song, if you can believe it.

Well, if you can call a song written in the 1990s by Vito Petroccitto, Jr. an "old English folk song", then yeah, I can believe it. I guess that means I'm old. (hint, "butterscotch", mentioned in the lyrics, only dates back to the mid 1800s)
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Snickie » Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:02 am

I was trying to watch a DVD, and I was reminded of this:

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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Cdls » Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:44 am

Yeah, it is pretty bad when a pirated copy of something is better than a legally purchased product. That seems to be the way of things though, at least until more people do, as you stated, vote with their wallets.


On a similar note, something I found annoying, A Blu-Ray disc that has a segment detailing how awesome Blu-Ray is versus DvD....I mean really...obviously we already have it, who the hell are they trying to market to?!
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Misato » Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:33 am

It's kinda the same as when you put in a dvd to watch, and the first thing you see is a commercial advertising the thing you just put in....Really? Omg, we didn't know that was out yet! I mean, come on...they especially do that a lot on anime dvds.
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Cdls » Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:38 am

If I didn't know any better, I would think that these companies are trolling us consumers! :lol:
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Theda » Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:51 pm

:lol:

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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Pilot » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:29 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby NancyLee » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:27 pm

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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Misato » Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:36 pm

Theda wrote::lol:

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That...is the best thing I've ever read. :lol:
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby joo » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:49 am


That is a less subtle version of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VZXV7aTl24

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