Cantr-Related Jokes

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Why did the woman in her eighties starve herself to death?

To get to the other side.



Why was the newspawn wearing nothing worth mentioning?

When he thanked Jos for his modesty, Jos said "don't mention it."

[SekoETC]

lol XD Great

[Relegalize]

What's the difference between a radio and ten dead newspawn?

I don't have a radio in my workshop.

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What's the difference between a thief and an onion?

I don't cry when I cut a thief.

[Joshuamonkey]

What's the difference between a radio and ten dead newspawn?

I don't have a radio in my workshop.

Yeah, that happens...

Understanding these jokes is evidence of being a real Cantr nerd.

Adam Brinks is actually played by Chuck Norris.

That's a nice compliment to ShadowWolf.

[Litchin_flip]

Yeah I know. He's a bad man though what can I say.

[joo]

2009-5.01: You hear someone knocking on door to Blorkalip Forest (west).

2009-5.02: You drop Note -Who's there?-.

2009-5.03: You see note being pulled from David's house to Blorkalip Forest (west). (David Davidson)

2009-5.07: You see note being pulled to David's house, coming from the central area of Blorkalip Forest (west).

2009-5.08: You take note -Donii-.

2009-5.10: You drop note -Donii who?-.

2009-5.11: You see note being pulled from David's house to Blorkalip Forest (west). (David Davidson)

2009-5.13: You see note being pulled to David's house, coming from the central area of Blorkalip Forest (west).

2009-5.14: You take note -Donii have nice handwriting?-.

[Piscator]

^^

[Joshuamonkey]

Bringing back this thread..
So what's funny about Cantr?

[IvanicDiazinum]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Animal migration had been turned back on.

[MelloYell]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Animal migration had been turned back on.

[masterekat]

You hear someone knocking on the door to X
You hear someone knocking on the door to X
You see note -Who's There?- being pulled from X....

[gejyspa]

How many cantrians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it's an all-day project.

[gejyspa]

3370 0.01 -- You see two cantrians enter a bar from outside

3370 1.03 -- You hear the bartender say, "What'll you have, gentlemen?"

3371 4.05 -- You hear patron one say, "Do you want a mead, Sam?"

3373 2.02 -- You hear patron two say, "No, I think I'll have some wine"

3375 1.15 -- You say, "Well, if you two are going to bicker all day, I'm leaving"

3375 1.16 -- You enter outisde, where you see 0 people.

[Joshuamonkey]

3370 0.01 -- You see two cantrians enter a bar from outside

3370 1.03 -- You hear the bartender say, "What'll you have, gentlemen?"

3371 4.05 -- You hear patron one say, "Do you want a mead, Sam?"

3373 2.02 -- You hear patron two say, "No, I think I'll have some wine"

3375 1.15 -- You say, "Well, if you two are going to bicker all day, I'm leaving"

3375 1.16 -- You enter outisde, where you see 0 people.

I had to read it a few times to get it, but it made it that much better.
So true..

[Snickie]

Okay, HERE'S the right thread!

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Chuck Norris' characters can consume 16000g of food a day.

Chuck Norris' characters can eat 200g of grass and be healed to full health from 99.9%. Not that they are capable of falling down to that health in the first place, but it's still a nice brag.

The reason Cantr characters suffer heart attacks is because Chuck Norris came and roundhouse-kicked them in their dreams.