Woman says: "The guy that showed up and was all happy to be there until I called <male name here> my husband. Then he took off... *she shrugs* He had a really pretty gold bracelet on , but nothing else."
<male name here>: "*he gives Woman a little grin* And how much of this 'nothing else' did you happen to notice?"
Woman says: "Nothing worth mentioning. *she smirks at <Male name here>*"

