This is court...

[Vega]

I needed it. Bad day today.

I accuse tnp of letting my sister's bf tell her all that bullshit and don't letting me kill him or something

[Snickie]

It's not me who's saying "don't kill the boyfriend." It's the Ten Commandments: "Thou shalt not murder."

I accuse the next poster of making me forget the rest of what I was going to respond to Vega with.

[gejyspa]

Guilty. Your father wouldn't have approved.

I accuse tnp of not allowing the rapture to happen on the 21st.

[EchoMan]

Guilty. Basic algebra is not easy!

I accuse tnp of being responsible for why Cantr is so quiet.

[Snickie]

It's not my fault I have to sleep and then go to school! I'm not even supposed to be here right now, so quit yer whinin'!


I accuse tnp of hacking into the teachers' computer systems and changing my grades from As and Bs into Ds and Fs, thus causing my parents to freak out and forbid me from doing anything fun.

[Cwalen]

Guilty, but I was so used to breaking into the schools computer, that they don't know where I live and cant request donations to the alumnae, that I cant afford at the moment, that it seemed like small change to me.

I accuse TNP of being more I than Jah.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jah
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari_movement

[Snickie]

I'm not God. What can I say?

I accuse TNP of also not being God.

[gejyspa]

Guilty. Who needs THAT kind of headache?

I accuse TNP of setting up an office luncheon today, when I can't even eat the kosher stuff with them.

[Snickie]

No, but I did save you some pork roast....oh wait, that's not kosher, is it? Well, I tried.


I accuse tnp of sneaking chocolate syrup into my vanilla ice cream!

[Vega]

I did it for you... Vainilla sucks... And chocolate is soooooo nice...

I accuse tnp of letting all that chars die...

[Snickie]

Uh.....no? I haven't lost any of my characters yet.


I accuse tnp of plotting to kill off one or more of my characters.

[Chroma Key]

Not guilty. I said I would kill off -my- chars, not yours.
I accuse TNP of causing me technical difficulties.

[gejyspa]

Not me, it mgst bE a prbleg on yout sidx!

I accuse TNP of putting no bloody ready-to-eat resources on this island!

[Piscator]

Probably guilty.

I accuse the the next poster of infecting me with this bloody (no, not literally) cough.

[Snickie]

HLWEH HLWEH HACK COUGH COUGH HWEH HLWEH. WhaHLWEH HACK HACK COUGH. Oh look, that one had blood in it.


I accuse TNP sending the fire ants that tried to eat my feet yesterday during rehearsal.