This is court...

[hEarty]

I would never!

I accuse the next poster of never washing their feet!

[Cwalen]

Well your Honor, it's like this, if they aren't dirty I don't bother.

I accuse TNP of not respecting their mother enough.

[gejyspa]

Well, I do plead guilty not getting her a mother's day gift in the past 32 years, because she died in 1978...

I accuse TNP of not buying my kids' school building.

[Chroma Key]

Yeah, well, renting is cheaper.
I accuse tnp of not keeping me company tonight.

[gejyspa]

I tried, but my wife complained.

I accuse TNP of being nothing nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him! Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

[Chroma Key]

Well you said -he- so can't be me.
I accuse tnp of spiking my drink so I can't complain about being lonely for much longerzzzzzzz....

[gejyspa]

I tried, but my wife complained.

I accuse TNP of being nothing nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him! Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

(btw, +10 points for anyone who was able to identify that quote without having to use the internet)

[Snickie]

Well you said -he- so can't be me.
I accuse tnp of spiking my drink so I can't complain about being lonely for much longerzzzzzzz....

Okay, I admit it. IT WAS ME WHO PUT THE PINBONES IN YOUR DRINK.


I accuse the next poster of being a floppy-wanded dementor buggeror!
(Note: I have no idea if the last word is offensive or not, but if anybody can tell me where the quote is from without using Google, I'll give them +10.)

[hEarty]

(I know it's from one of the Harry Potter movies but I can't remember which one >.<)

I can be no such thing! I only held it in my hand for a moment before dropping it!

I accuse tnp of not being a good slave and allowing my ass to go numb in my chair.

[CN]

(Potter Puppet Pals! Rofl. Snape. Snape. Severuuuus Snape xD)


I'm not even sure what the connection there is, and I definitely don't need to know

I accuse tnp of being a termite!

[Snickie]

Just because I eat paper and paper is made from wood does NOT make me a termite!


I accuse of stealing all my paper.

[Chroma Key]

Accuse who? Surely not me! Besides, we are paperless now. Green ftw!
I accuse tnp of intercepting my mail.

[Cwalen]

*bit of a compound thing*

I own your mail!!!! If your are good (reasonable, sane, accepting) it will be hand delivered, you will get three double honks on the horn, For any parcel. On a good day I get $30 an hour, on a bad day one third of that. Do you want a go punk?

In six months? I should step up to a contract that gives me 60K plus a year. After expenses, then I have something to loose. Until then, most of the 400 people I serve will account for my professionalism, Yes if you toddle slowly out after the first few honks, your parcels will be carded. If your mail box is not accessible to my vehicle you are inviting a world of hurt. Remideate the situation or have a go with someone who knows the system better than you do and pretend you will win.

I am an aussie, and I expect a lot, about $18 an hour for a start. Just for turning up. My average delivery point is worth $25 a year, and I could rip a whole lot more out of them by stealing identities and making some real money.

Your honor, I handle the bank account details of 400 people, their rates and their finances, between the lot of them it is still beneath me to take advantage, not to mention a federal offense. I live below my station by choice, and if Chroma wants to accuse me of tampering with their mail, lets play punk! I am good enough that I could have every complaint that I had in the the time I have been doing this, each and every week and yet survive.

You want to accuse me of tampering with your mail? Bring your friends, bring your relatives, bring a AT-AV. Me and my lawyers will head-butt the lot of them,

*champing down slightly *

What do you expect for 55 c a letter? It's the post office, and if you don't want your identity stolen, sit the fark down and shut the fark up just in case you deal with someone who does know how to deal with your identity and steal your whole financial life. No post office in the world takes enough tracking to prevent that.

I accuse TNP of not realizing the least amongst us could fark them up royally if they wanted to.

Especially their mothers.

[gejyspa]

That's ridiculous, and to prove it, I shall give you my DOB, mother's maiden name, ans Social Security number.

I accuse TNP of making me read a really long response to "This is court...."

[Chroma Key]

Someone had to do it. I picked your name out of my hat, nothing personal.
I accuse tnp of stealing my cake -and- eating it.