The grant-a-wish game

[Snickie]

Granted. Your wish makes unemployment rates skyrocket because of all the genies out of a job, and they riot and torture you into repealing your wish.


I wish to pass the FCAT.

[gejyspa]

Granted. Unfortunately, you mistakenly took the Florida Cat Antagonist Test. Snickerdoodle murders you in your sleep in revenge.

I wish I didn't have to clean my other office desk.

[Snickie]

You don't have to. The monster that lives under the pile of everything on your desk ate it all and even licked away the dirt. But now you have to deal with the monster, and it has no qualms against eating humans... Moreover, you have to find replacements for everything it ate.


I wish this one kid would stop annoying me and being such a hypocrite!!

[Armulus Satchula]

Granted. Every kid in your life now annoys you and acts hypocritically.

I wish for utopia

[Cheshierekat]

Wish granted, but the genie thought you said "auto-topia" and you are now stuck as a ride attendant at Disneyland on the Auto-topia ride...

I wish I still had my season pass to Disneyland was able to use it every day without any type of negative consequence or result from my wish.

[Alladinsane]

Granted and upgraded! Now you can go to disneyworld! Unfortunately, the bad consequences happen to the "its a small world" ride and you are stuck listening to that song for eternity (which is the usual time for repairs)....but the song is just
so darn catchy!


I wish for a new and better drug.

[gejyspa]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's illegal, and your efforts to procure it have landed you in the Federal penitentiary for 15-20.

I wish for some interesting interactions in Cantr.

[Snickie]

You can go to Disneyland any day between now and the end of the sason....which is tomorrow.


I wish we'd get straight superiors at Lakeside with no disasters of any sort anytime before, during, or after the performance.

[Statement]

Granted. No disasters happen because no one cares to attend the performance.

I wish I could get a regular day cycle.

[Cwalen]

Granted, you wake up at 3 am for 5 minutes and then pass out again.

I wish virtue was not it's own punishment.

[joo]

There is now a fat little owl-man who flies around with a red hot poker to punish anybody who is virtuous.

I wish that I didn't have to go through so much beauracracy just to get the right to enjoy basic civil liberties in the country where I live.

[masterekat]

Granted. You no longer get to enjoy basic civil liberties.

I wish I had a 3DS.

[joo]

Argh, I set you up for that one... >_<

You now have 3rd Degree Syphilis.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[gejyspa]

Granted. Cantr has been hacked again. For good this time.

I wish I didn't have to wash the stuff in the sink.

[Snickie]

Granted. The stuff in your sink that didn't get washed grows, and eventually eats you alive.

I wish gejyspa didn't hack Cantr forever.