Introducing the Cantr Sex Generator!
We all know there's a moment in an intimate exchange where both parties know that things are "going all the way." When that moment is reached, simply invite your character's partner to the CSG with a single click of of a button! All both players need to do is input a few simple parameters in the form of radio buttons and check boxes. Once these parameters are set, the CSG activates, automatically generating events for both characters! Kinky? Sweet? Romantic? The CSG covers it all. With scores of events per parameter, you're guaranteed a unique encounter every single time, and all in a few Cantr minutes! Multiple partners? Inter-language encounter? No problem! The CSG is versatile as well as diverse. All of CSG's events have been carefully written by horny, out of work writers to include a tasteful blend of emotions and sensations. As an added benefit to protect our minor players, all events generated by the CSG for the characters of a minor display on their screen as Justin Beiber lyrics!
Use the CSG today!
Too late for April fools
becomes "Dude, if all cyber sex is is Justin Beiber, count me out." 
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