Funny OOC Player Quotes

[Revanael]

*slaps him* Bad Jimmy! BAD JImmy!

[Ash]

*slaps him* Bad Jimmy! BAD JImmy!

What did I do?

[west]

radiofreewest: I assume the killing was metaphorical
thomas_pickert: No.

[Cheshierekat]

darchiel: how to get back at dominate evil cantr bastards 101:
darchiel: start with identifying said bastard. usually this bastard will attack harmless people, dominate people or rule a town with a sabre.
darchiel: when said bastard is successfully identified, usually because he practically KILLS your characture before locking her in a building.a path for revenge must be found.
darchiel: fortunatly, said bastard in te example case study, also locked all his extra resources in the bulding with you, and 10 dead bodies.
darchiel: use resources mentioned abov to start long, hard projects that require items such as steel to complete. an apothacary table is a good example here. a large barrel and a silo is another. Start the glass project for 10,000 or more glass rods, and use all of the wood and soda in the inventory to insure this project MUST be completed. use all of the stone to build an additional room whos title is "this is what you get for hurting people"...
darchiel: By useing all the stone, you prevent said bastard from making a stone table and thus useing all that hematite you ave in your personal inventory.......
darchiel: CONSLUSION: he may kill you, but boy did you fuck him over.

[Psycho Pixie]

the previous discussion was me, pixie, not piratelass. just to clarify things.

pspi

darchiel: how to get back at dominate evil cantr bastards 101:
darchiel: start with identifying said bastard. usually this bastard will attack harmless people, dominate people or rule a town with a sabre.
darchiel: when said bastard is successfully identified, usually because he practically KILLS your characture before locking her in a building.a path for revenge must be found.
darchiel: fortunatly, said bastard in te example case study, also locked all his extra resources in the bulding with you, and 10 dead bodies.
darchiel: use resources mentioned abov to start long, hard projects that require items such as steel to complete. an apothacary table is a good example here. a large barrel and a silo is another. Start the glass project for 10,000 or more glass rods, and use all of the wood and soda in the inventory to insure this project MUST be completed. use all of the stone to build an additional room whos title is "this is what you get for hurting people"...
darchiel: By useing all the stone, you prevent said bastard from making a stone table and thus useing all that hematite you ave in your personal inventory.......
darchiel: CONSLUSION: he may kill you, but boy did you fuck him over.

[SekoETC]

Umm when Dove was locked up, she started about half a dozen of bone clubs and a feather headdress. Would be funny seeing McGregors using those...

[west]

I believe that's actually similar to note-bombing and is discouraged, same with using your materials on 'message' rooms. My favorite is in Mirovash's Tower of the Damned. Someday, somebody will live in a room called "Tzap Greenwood is spawned of EVIL!"

I can't wait

[Bran-Muffin]

In Tircqi in the building Bogrock, Purple left all kinds of building messages.

And Purple was played by Cosmo so i dont think its looked down upon really, just as long as they are not vulger and serve a purpose to good rp.

[Psycho Pixie]

I believe that's actually similar to note-bombing and is discouraged, same with using your materials on 'message' rooms. My favorite is in Mirovash's Tower of the Damned. Someday, somebody will live in a room called "Tzap Greenwood is spawned of EVIL!"

I can't wait

the people in that town... they sooo deserved to have all those materials used up on things they didn't need. all those resources came off people who they killed just like they are doing to me.

you will note i am not saying an names or any locations so that its not a 4 day rule breech hehehehe

PsPi

[sammigurl61190]

UniquelySamantha: I WANT TO COME TO TEA WITH YOUR MADNESS AND HATRED!!
UniquelySamantha: WE CAN WEAR FEATHERED HATS AND WE CAN SQUARE DANCE!

UniquelySamantha: I AM WRONG! WRONG I AM! I DON'T WANT WRONG EGGS AND HAM!
or an evil robot: if by 'wrong' you mean 'on crack', yeah you're wrong

This thread will be used often. *maniacal laughter*

[west]

(or an evil robot=west's AIM s/n)

[Revanael]

Conversation a few minutes ago between me and NiteFyre...

czneddie : Site's slow.
PKMaximoo: so tis.
PKMaximoo: very slow.
czneddie : fix it
PKMaximoo: me? how?
czneddie : Hack into the server.
czneddie : Feed the hamster.
PKMaximoo: Hamster is asleep.
czneddie : Dammit.
czneddie : *shoots it with taser*
BUZZ!!!
czneddie : ZZZbZzBZBZBZBZB
PKMaximoo: *looks at hamster* Look, you killed it! Use a smaller tazer next time!
czneddie : I did!
czneddie : *buys new one*
czneddie : Here cantr.
czneddie : Resolved.
PKMaximoo: Oh, wait, it's only knocked out.
PKMaximoo: Two hamsters.
czneddie : Excellent!
PKMaximoo: Might cause more disruptions.
czneddie : Nah
czneddie : More activity, one's male. other is female.
czneddie :
PKMaximoo: less treadmilling though.
PKMaximoo: which was my point.
czneddie : No I changed the treadmill spining thing to an energy meter.
czneddie : Collects all the energy they emit, and heat.
PKMaximoo: ah.
PKMaximoo: very good.
czneddie : Hamsters fuckation in process.
PKMaximoo: *gives the male hamster a little Viagra to help things along*
PKMaximoo: Oops. Too much. The whole hamster's gone stiff.
czneddie : *picks them up and humps them together&
czneddie : There we go.
czneddie : Do you like horny hamsters?
PKMaximoo: nah, not really my thing.
czneddie : Whats with that animal porn collection!

[SekoETC]

Lol that's just hilarious!

[Lone Wolf]

*Shakes his head* I can't leave you people alone for one month with out you guys filling the threads with hamster porn, Shame on you all

[Revanael]

LONEWOLF!!

Welcome back!