Funny or interesting IC quotes

[MelloYell]

3118-3.32: Jane says: "Rose isn't talking about that!"

3118-3.32: You see Jane slap Kim in the face.

3118-3.32: Kim says: "*smiles dreamily* I bet it is. "

3118-3.31: Rose says: "Pl..pleasure is n..nice."

[Marian]

Names changed to protect the not-so-innocent?

[MelloYell]

hahaha! perhaps.
sure made me lol though!

[jarco]

Not IC but anyway:
This just happened on the irc channel:

*** guest1759 is now known as Scary-Spice
<Scary-Spice> So tell me what you want, what you really really want.

[Misato]

Not IC but anyway:
This just happened on the irc channel:

*** guest1759 is now known as Scary-Spice
<Scary-Spice> So tell me what you want, what you really really want.

I woke up in a not so good mood because I have to take my brother's girlfriend to a Dr. appointment, but that just made my whole day.

[Snickie]

I was digging through my documents looking for something (I don't remember what) when I found a Word document with this in it.
I've since flipped it and edited some of the events (but I still suspect this is going to out my character anyway).

3029-5.09: You see Kelthian drop bone earrings.
3029-5.09: You see Kelthian drop furry leg warmers.
3029-5.09: Kelthian says: "Anyone is welcomed to those."
3029-5.10: You see Kelthian leaving the central area of Dom Hofran, entering DH Animal Parts 2.
3029-5.10: You see Kelthian entering Dom Hofran, coming from DH Animal Parts 2.
3029-5.10: You see Kelthian leaving the central area of Dom Hofran, entering Dom Hofran Resort.
3029-5.10: You see Kelthian entering Dom Hofran, coming from Dom Hofran Resort.
3029-5.10: You see Moonshadow efficiently hurt a hawk using an old bone club.
3029-5.10: You see Moonshadow efficiently hurt a sheep using an old bone club.
3029-5.10: You see Moonshadow efficiently hurt an elephant using an old bone club.
3029-5.10: You see Moonshadow efficiently hurt a kangaroo using an old bone club.
3029-5.10: You see Moonshadow efficiently hurt a moose using an old bone club.
3029-5.11: You see Kelthian leaving the central area of Dom Hofran, entering Dom Hofran Workshop.
3029-5.11: Moonshadow says: "Ooo! Ooo! *runs over and scoops up beautiful earings*"
3029-5.11: You see Kelthian entering Dom Hofran, coming from Dom Hofran Workshop.
3029-5.11: You see Moonshadow take bone earrings.
3029-5.11: You see Moonshadow take furry leg warmers.
3029-5.12: Moonshadow says: "And by beautiful I mean handsome. *looks sternly serious!!!*"
3029-5.12: Moonshadow says: "*scoots leg warmers behing me so no one can see it when i casualy kneel down to pick them up*"
3029-5.12: Moonshadow says: "*coughs nervously*"
3029-5.13: You see Moonshadow efficiently hurt a dog using an old bone club.
3029-5.13: Moonshadow says: "*gasps and stares astounded, whispering unintentionally audible* Oh woooooowwww! These leg warmers are fantastic! They look even better on me than I expected! Woooowww."
3029-5.17: Moonshadow says: "*eyes dart widly, paniced that someone noticed* *bashes the dog with the club some more to distract people*"

30??-?.??: You see MoonShadow use some feathers on Decorating a bone shield with feathers.
30??-?.??: You see MoonShadow use a bone shield on Decorating a bone shield with feathers.
3030-7.09: Cadmus Cloverhorn says: "*he raises an eyebrow* Why would you want feathers on a shield?"
3030-7.10: Amura says: "I have no idea whatsoever."
3030-7.10: Cadmus Cloverhorn says: "*chuckles* Each to their own I guess *he looks about* Maybe if someone leons me that fishing pole, Moonshadow could feathers on that too? *he grins*"
3030-7.10: Cadmus Cloverhorn says: "*he looks upinto the air* What did I just mumble there? umm... loans me... yes.. loans. *reddens*"
3030-7.33: Moonshadow says: "It looks pretty!!! *pets the feathers already attatched to the shield, pouting*"
3031-0.01: Moonshadow says: "Just wait 'till you're sleeping Cloverhorn, I'll sew feathers on your pants! HAHAhahahaha"
3031-0.04: Cadmus Cloverhorn says: "*he looks at her sideways* Yanno... I bet you would too... and... I might just leave them on *he looks at his pants* Umm.. depending on where... that is."
3031-0.06: You see Zahra Rai talking to Jean-Luc de Racip.
3031-0.06: You see Zahra Rai drop some potatoes.
3031-0.06: You see Zahra leaving Dom Hofran, taking sand road to Kalila Hofran.
3031-0.15: Moonshadow says: "*smirks playfully* Cadmus, you little tease! I never knew you swung my way! *winks* I'm a man, baby."
3031-0.15: Moonshadow says: "Hehehe."
3031-0.16: Cadmus Cloverhorn says: "*he scratches his head* Yeah... I think i did know that... Maybe I have been eating your mushrooms?"
3031-0.20: Moonshadow says: "Hehehehehehehehe. Only teasing you Cadmus. *grins* *munches on another mushroom* mmm."
3031-0.20: Moonshadow says: "I guess that means I look girly! Hahahahahaha."
3031-0.20: Amura says: "Girry.... Grr! *he raises his pillow for the sake of it*"
3031-0.20: Cadmus Cloverhorn says: "*he chuckles* I dunno... maybe it's the leg warmers and the penchant for peace love and feathers on weapons? You're okay by me *nods*"
3031-0.21: Cadmus Cloverhorn says: "*he raises an eyebrow at Amura* If you're gonna whack me with that... at least sneak up..."
3031-0.21: Moonshadow says: "Yeah but aren't they lovely? *pets my pretty leg warmers* Thanks man, you're cool with me, too Cadmus *nods to you*. And you to Amura! *nods to you* Nobody will ever call YOU girly!"
3031-0.21: Amura says: "What, is a guy not arrowed to hord his pirrow above his head simpry for the sake of it? Fine then. *he lowers the pillow* But Cadmus does have a point, MoonShadow."
3031-0.21: Moonshadow says: "*is still laughing over "peace love and feathers on your weapons* Hahahahaha"
3031-0.21: Amura says: "Why don't we just make a pretty dress for you too? *he chortles*"
3031-0.25: Moonshadow says: "Hey, you sew it and I'll wear it big boy! *falls on ground laughing!!!*"
3031-0.26: Moonshadow says: "As long as I can sew feathers and beads on it, that is! *rolls around laughing*"
3031-0.27: Cadmus Cloverhorn says: "*he looks up, chuckling* It looks fine... honestly... very... yeah... just fine *smiles8"
3031-0.30: Amura says: "You know what? *his expression is defiant and highly amused* I think I wirr. I am going to make you a pretty feathered skirt as soon as I can get my hands on some reather....."
3031-0.30: You see Amura leaving the central area of Dom Hofran, entering DH Animal Parts 2.
3031-0.30: You see Amura entering Dom Hofran, coming from DH Animal Parts 2.
3031-0.30: You see Amura use some feathers on Manufacturing feathered skirt.
3031-0.30: You see Amura leaving the central area of Dom Hofran, entering Dom Hofran Workshop.
3031-0.31: You see Amura entering Dom Hofran, coming from Dom Hofran Workshop.
3031-0.31: Cadmus Cloverhorn says: "*he watches Amura, with amusement, before looking to MoonShadow* You've done it now MoonShadow... I think you're going to look quite the thing?"

3031-1.05: Moonshadow says: "*puts hand on forehead, smiling, shakind head* Oh god."
3031-1.06: Amura says: "*he appears quite amused now* You asked for it! ...Riterarry."

[Wolf]

A case of most hillarious timing between two people in different conversations...
Bottom to top, times edited out and names may or may not have been changed to protect the innotsocent

Zander (a man in his twenties) says: "The veiw was alright *chuckles*"
Sid (a man in his twenties) says: "Ermm... Suddenly I realized that I urgently need some pants"

[mikki]

A case of most hillarious timing between two people in different conversations...
Bottom to top, times edited out and names may or may not have been changed to protect the innotsocent

Zander (a man in his twenties) says: "The veiw was alright *chuckles*"
Sid (a man in his twenties) says: "Ermm... Suddenly I realized that I urgently need some pants"

LMAO That was quite funny!

[Wolf]

A case of most hillarious timing between two people in different conversations...
Bottom to top, times edited out and names may or may not have been changed to protect the innotsocent

Zander (a man in his twenties) says: "The veiw was alright *chuckles*"
Sid (a man in his twenties) says: "Ermm... Suddenly I realized that I urgently need some pants"

LMAO That was quite funny!

Yup... lol.... quite funny indeed.
Then again, a lot of hillarious things going on there lately.
And plenty more coming up I think

We could probably keep this thread going for a while with what might come up there lol...

[The_Pagan]

A dude says: "Is there some task involved? I think you already gave it back to me today. I could just make another if I have the wood, then you can keep that one, it seems to fit your hand well."

[MelloYell]

dont we have to follow the four day rule? that was today.

[mikki]

A dude says: "Is there some task involved? I think you already gave it back to me today. I could just make another if I have the wood, then you can keep that one, it seems to fit your hand well."

HAHA that again was extremely funny.

[phoenixannwn]

What is he talking about?

[The_Pagan]

dont we have to follow the four day rule? that was today.

Never thought of that.

I'll leave it up as the real context is lost and someone else already quoted it but try to remember that next time.

[mikki]

What is he talking about?

Waster lol