Funny or interesting IC quotes

[caged_bird_sings]

Bottom up, I'm lazy. This amused me.

2991-7.00: You see a woman in her twenties die.

2991-7.00: You see a striped hyena attack a woman in her twenties.

2991-6.30: You see a man in his twenties die.

2991-6.22: You ate 200 grams of your potatoes.

2991-5.24: You see *** use some iron on Copy key no. 8639547.

2991-5.24: *** says: "Let us make history, let us give our newspawns a truly inspiring tale.. let no more newspawns fall into the pit of unending farming till their death."

[EchoMan]

Here's what I get for trying to make fun of other people on the IRC:

06:48:41 PM) EchoMan: you people taklk funny

[caged_bird_sings]

"You see *name* leaving the central area of *place*, entering Kayla."

I giggled

[mikki]

"You see *name* leaving the central area of *place*, entering Kayla."

I giggled

[phoenixannwn]

Shouting is fun, it could happen more often.

Edit: Here's a compilation of Julien quotes. Flipped for easy reading. Sorry it's loooooooooong.


2039-3: Julien says: "Yummies, Julien likes yummies. Wants yummies, Julien does."
2039-3: You see Julien take some fresh dung.
2039-3: Julien says: "Found!"
2039-3: You see Julien drop some fresh dung.
2039-3: Julien says: "NOT YUMMIES!"


2080-4: Julien says: "Hey Jaina... I'm running out of food and they don't like me outside. Want to take care of me?"
2080-7: You say: "Maybe they don't like you because you acted like you were halfwitted, remember that? And you've been sleeping for years. You might as well starve to death if you're not going to do anything useful."
2083-3: Julien says: "Starving to death, that sounds painful. "
2083-3: Julien says: "I was hoping there are people who just naturally want to take care of old geezers like me."
2083-6: You say: "You're not that old. What a life you've wasted. Granted that you couldn't predict your friends stealing your boat, but at least you have iron on a sloop project here. We could give you enough wood to finish it if you can pay it back later, but sounds like you got no ambition. You're just perfectly happy to spend the rest of your life sleeping away. I wouldn't expect much compassion from this town."


2123-4: Julien says: "It's me Julien. I'm hungry again!"
2123-5: You say to Julien: "You're gonna have to do something that benefits the town or I won't give you food."
2124-2: You see Christopher Light give some potatoes to Julien.
2124-2: You say to Christopher Light: "Now you're rewarding his inactivity. All he does is sleep, for years and years. He only wakes up to ask for food and then goes back to his trance. That's no life. He lost all his plans when his friend stole his boat."
2124-2: Christopher Light says to you: "I needed a place to dump these potatoes. I'd cancel my project if I could, but I've been working for a while and would rather just finish it. But there are sooo many potatoes."
2124-6: You say to Christopher Light: "Well, at least it will make him stop whining.
"

2129-7: Julien says: "I totally disagree with the idea of letting people just starve..."
2129-7: Ember says: "Hmm?"
2129-7: Julien says: "I mean Jaina's proposal. But maybe... I don't know... maybe she didn't mean it, i hope."
2129-7: Julien says: "Earlier on Jaina said she couldn't care less if I starved to death, either. Even though we go way back, me and her. And I don't know how she could just forget about everything I did collecting papayas selflessly for the town, all these years... and call me useless to my face! I'm not a young fella, but I'm not useless. What can I say, I reckon it may be that time of the month. *Julien coughs into his fist*"
2129-7: Ember says: "Don't worry, Julien... she's off with me too, and i'm married to her... It's probably my fault anyway."
2129-7: Julien says: "You know what I've decided. I want to try finishing this sloop I have been building from since my youth. I have iron and papayas, maybe the town has some wood I coud use to finish the boat?"


2130-0: You say: "I'm concerned about the lack of communication here. If making people starve is the only way of getting a reaction out of them then I'm ready to go there. And yes, I know I'm edgy, that's why I'd rather take some time out before everyone loses their temper."
2130-0: Ember says to you: "Could I not help you at all?"
2130-0: You say to Ember: "Are you offering to? I haven't been able to rely on you because you fall asleep without a warning. I once listed you as a 'trusted person' on the citizens' list, it would be so great if you could live up to that title again. ...Thank you for putting up with me. I feel like on some level you understand."
2130-0: Ember says to you: "What do you want me to do?"
2130-0: Julien says: "Can I take out some wood to build that ship in the meantime?"
2130-0: You say: "There is no wood, only a tiny bit left. That's no where near enough to build a boat. I was just asking those guys in the harbour if they have any but if they don't have a small boat, they can't reach us here."
2130-0: You say to Ember: "Just be there for me. I don't know what to do right now, everything feels so insignificant."
2130-0: Ember says: "Jaina... I... *she looks at her, stumbling* I... i feel odd..."
2130-0: You say: "Again? ...I think you should lie down."
2130-0: You see Ember die.


2144-2: You see Julien entering Kiii, coming from Kiii Bed and Bunkhouse 1688231.
2144-2: Julien says: "Hi, Jaina. :: looks downwise and fidgets some:: Hey, do you ... want some papayas? ::Julien tries to see what the hell's in her eyes::"
2144-2: Julien gives you 500 grams of papayas.
2144-2: Julien says: "Or something?"
2144-7: You say: "No Julien, I'm alright."


2146-1: Julien says: "Could I get a room too? Julien's Cabin"
2146-1: Julien says: "I shall decorate it most beautifully."
2146-1: Julien says: "With papayas."
2146-1: You say: "Does that mean you want to be a citizen?"
2146-1: Julien says: "I thought I already was a citizen for ages?"
2146-1: You say: "I recall you didn't want to be a citizen, Julien. You worked to earn tools and iron, which you set on a sloop project without stopping to ask if there was any wood found nearby. Then you had to travel all the way to the forest - oh, and did you dump a pile of resources at my feet, telling me to look after them as if I were your servant? - and came back in another boat, along with a crew. I was assuming you'd taken to the life of a sailor and I wouldn't be seeing you here. But then you came back telling that someone had stolen the boat and then you practically fell in coma for decades. Do you remember that time when you woke up and tried to eat dung? That's when I started thinking that sleep must have damaged your head pretty seriously. I'm surprised you recovered as well as you seem to have..."
2146-2: Julien says: "I don't really remember much of that. ::frowns at the mention of the stolen boat and puckers up::"
2146-2: You say: "I can't really blame you for things you can't remember but you need to stop taking things for granted. I've taken care of your resources, I've told Troy no when he wanted to claim your sloop project and I've kept you fed for many years but you mustn't think that I was somehow obliged to do that. You ought to show some gratitude."

2146-2: You say: "Hello? *waves her hand in front of Julien's eyes*"
2146-2: Julien says: "::jumps:: Huh! Wha.. ? You okay Jaina?"
2146-2: Julien says: "You were saying something... about my resources. I forgot I had them... I guess I could put them together with the papayas in my mud room?"
2146-2: You say: "I gave them back several years ago. I think you got something in your mind that you need to process."


2161-7: You see Julien leaving Kiii, taking sand road to the salt desert.
2164-1: You see Julien arriving in Kiii, coming from sand road to the salt desert.
2164-1: Julien says: "I thought I would go to the desert to die, but when I saw how long the way is, I got scared and returned to plague you all again. *frowns*"
2164-1: Jaen Crolwes says: "hmm? Excuse me, but sir who might you be?"
2164-1: Julien says: "You knew or something? I'm old fart Julien."
2164-1: Julien says: "Who Jaina doesn't like for some reason, even though I'm admirable and give her papayas."
2165-1: Fiona McCracken says: "Julien, I think you've met me. I'm Fiona.
2165-1: Fiona McCracken says: "Are you still building your boat?"
2165-1: You say to Fiona McCracken: "I don't see how he could finish it with no wood. He seems to be suffering from some gaps in his memory so if he forgets people's names, I wouldn't be surprised."
2165-1: Fiona McCracken says to you: "*laughs* I thought so, too, but I wanted to see what he'd say."
2165-2: Julien says: "Yeah I still am. Though it's kinda hard without any wood."
2165-2: Julien says: "Check out the start date on that."


2166-1: You give Key no. 425594 to Ian.
2166-1: You give Key no. 425594 to Jaen Crolwes.
2166-1: You say: "You've both been very active lately, I think I can trust you not to fall asleep on those keys. They're for the primary storage corridor and there you'll find all the wealth this town has left. Use them as you see fit."
2166-4: Julien says: "Does that wealth include any wood by any chance?"
2166-6: You say: "No. Well a couple hundred grams, tops. Certainly not enough to build a ship. We can't even make stone hammers!"
2167-0: Julien gives you a used stone hammer.
2167-0: Julien says: "Julien to the rescue, I've got a spare one."
2167-0: You say: "I wasn't saying we were out, it's just that they need to be regulated because if everyone gets their own, there won't be any left in storage. But thanks anyway."


2173-3: Julien says: "*starts a long, intoning sad song* .... Lu lu....blue and velvet.... let me let me...know...where have......all my papayas gone now....where have they....flown away."
2173-6: You say: "Oh sorry Julien, I put them in storage. They weren't safe on the ground. Do you need them?"
2174-0: Julien says: "Oh, it's okay Jaina, I've always farmed them only for you anyways. And it's a metaphor, the song. You know like, the papayas of time, ripening and falling."
2174-0: Julien says: "And flying away from us."


2192-4: You say: "All we can do is wait. Everything else is just busywork... We should find some way of keeping ourselves active before someone dies of boredom. Sparring?"
2192-4: Julien novicely hurts you using a waster.
2192-4: Julien says: "That seems pretty boring too."
2192-4: You say: "But you could clearly use some practice."


2209-1: You see Julien entering The Office 953004, coming from the central area of Kiii.
2209-1: Julien says: "I need a few kilos of food, mine's all run out. *throws a whole bunch of daisies over Jaina*"
2209-1: Julien gives you 337 grams of daisies.
2209-1: You give 3000 grams of potatoes to Julien.
2209-1: You say: "Care to give me a hand with this project?"
2209-1: Julien says: "Of course I care."


2225-4: You see Julien entering The Office 953004, coming from the central area of Kiii.
2225-4: Julien says: "Hey Jaina, I'm making myself useful pickin' papayas."
2225-4: Julien says: "But it's that time of the month again, I ran out of all food."
2225-4: Julien gives you 10 grams of daisies.
2225-4: Julien gives you 3567 grams of papayas.
2225-5: You give 4000 grams of potatoes to Julien.
2226-3: Julien says: "Thankee denkee."


2235-6: You see Julien being dragged by Jaina Valjean from The Office 953004 to Kiii.
2235-6: You say: "Well, that was unexpected."
2235-6: You enter Kiii, where you see 10 people, leaving The Office 953004.
2235-6: You say: "This guy weighs like a feather. And he's been snoring in there for days!"
2235-7: You see Aragorn entering Kiii, coming from The Office 953004.
2235-7: Aragorn says to you: "What was that all about?? *chuckles*"
2235-7: You say to Aragorn: "Hehe, Julien has been here ever since some "friends" betrayed him and stole his boat. Most of the time he just sleeps but since I changed the laws so that people won't get food unless they request for it, he's been forced to wake up at least once a year to ask for his rations. The only useful thing he does is farming fruits, but now he was just sleeping indoors, so I thought maybe I should drag him out into the sun, maybe that'll wake him up. I didn't think I would actually manage to drag him on my own, but turns out he's lighter than I imagined."


2278-1: You see Julien entering The Office, coming from the central area of Kiii.
2278-1: Julien says: "*hugs Jaina*"
2278-3: Julien says: "*tickles Jaina's arm tentatively with a fur paintbrush.*"
2278-3: Ian says: "*He looks up to Julien, lifting one of his eyebrows.*"
2278-7: You say: "Julien... if you need more food, just say it."
2279-0: Julien says: "I need more food."
2279-0: Julien says: "*grins*"
2279-0: You give 4000 grams of potatoes to Julien.
2279-0: You say: "Okay, there you go. And no touching me without my permission."


2434-7: Ziaja says: "Hi. I'm Ziaja ... and I'm hungry."
2434-7: You say: "You can take those potatoes from the ground, we've got plenty."
2434-7: Ziaja says: "O, thank You. *says eating*"
2434-7: You say: "Thank Jeffrey and Julien, they farmed them."
2434-7: You say: "Julien has been sleepworking for ages. I wonder if he'll wake up once his project ends."


2474-0: You see Julien die.
2474-0: You say: "There goes Julien... I didn't notice he was hungry."
2474-0: You say: "It was bound to happen sooner or later."
2474-0: Aragorn says: "Yea..."
2474-0: You say: "*sigh*"

I never knew him but that made me sad 'cause I felt like I got to know him and then he went and died.

[SekoETC]

A funny thing is, the same player has another character sleeping in another town who's still alive, so this one might also be alive if we'd remembered to feed him.

[mojomuppet]

You attract shit, XXXXXXXX. There will always be something for you to worry about. *she presses her feet into the bed* If it gets too quiet... I'll start acting up."


Now there is someone that knows how to play the game! *big ole smooch to that player*

[Snickie]

Top-to-bottom. Everything has been paraphrased.

a man in his twenties says: "Oh! And here are those dresses you wanted, XXX. *hands dresses to XXX*"
You see a man in his twenties give knit wool dress to a man in his seventies (XXX).
You see a man in his twenties give knit wool dress to a man in his seventies (XXX).
You see a man in his twenties give knit wool dress to a man in his seventies (XXX).

It made me giggle.

[Arenti]

Top-to-bottom. Everything has been paraphrased.

a man in his twenties says: "Oh! And here are those dresses you wanted, XXX. *hands dresses to XXX*"
You see a man in his twenties give knit wool dress to a man in his seventies (XXX).
You see a man in his twenties give knit wool dress to a man in his seventies (XXX).
You see a man in his twenties give knit wool dress to a man in his seventies (XXX).

It made me giggle.

Seems familiar.

[Snickie]

Top-to-bottom. Everything has been paraphrased.

a man in his twenties says: "Oh! And here are those dresses you wanted, XXX. *hands dresses to XXX*"
You see a man in his twenties give knit wool dress to a man in his seventies (XXX).
You see a man in his twenties give knit wool dress to a man in his seventies (XXX).
You see a man in his twenties give knit wool dress to a man in his seventies (XXX).

It made me giggle.

Seems familiar.

Gee, I wonder why.

[Snickie]

Flipped for easy reading. All names have been changed into initials that may or may not be that of the original names.

3030-7: K says: "B is... pretty easy to find, I think. *he chuckles*"
3030-7: You say: "*she chuckles*"
3030-7: J says: "Hat stands out to much, he cant hide in the crowd."
3030-7: K says: "I was thinking... *he smirks at A* You'd know where he was as soon as he opened his mouth*"
3030-7: You see S talking to L.
3031-0: B says: "*yawns*"
3031-0: You point at B.
3031-0: K says: "*he chuckles* What about him?"

K KILLED IT.

But other than K killing it, I had to laugh.

[Pure_Dunga]

From top to bottom. Maybe it was because it was late, but it made me laugh!

3114-5.14: Adrianna says: "*listens to Jean and the young man prior* Is your name the Narrator?"
3114-5.14: You see Adrianna pointing at Narrator.
3114-5.14: Narrator says: "Ze Narrator's name is Narrator."
3114-5.15: Endo Maguire says: "*smiles at Adrianna then tries to imitate Narrators voice*...zat iz inzeed zee Narrator. *chuckles to himself*"
3114-5.15: Narrator says: "*he blinks* Ze Narrator has just been mocked."
3114-5.15: Narrator says: "Endo Maguire has mocked ze Narrator."

[Snickie]

4-day rule, please!

But I agree, that me laugh as well.

[phoenixannwn]

K, now I so want to meet this guy. Is he for serious? He sounds like a riot/irritating, like he's either hilarious or you want to smack him in the face.

[Marian]

I feel like there should be some stuff from Iron Fields here, but I don't even know where to start...