You know you're addicted to Cantr when...

[Keegan Ingrassia]

It is now 4am here.

...........


I have class at 8.

.............

Curse my Cantrian addiction.

[imaspy]

When you check to see whether or not Cantr is back up seven times in five minutes...

(VERY guilty *laughs*)

[Arenti]

When you check to see whether or not Cantr is back up seven times in five minutes...

(VERY guilty *laughs*)

Me too I guess. Though Cantr spy would let me know.

[Anaesthesia]

When they only prayer you utter is:
"Let Cantr come back up soon, and the Hacker fall down many flights of stairs sooner."

[Alladinsane]

When you find yourself saying "Amen" to somebodies prayer that another person falls down a flight of stairs.

[Cdls]

When you think that falling down a flight of stairs is quite tame compared to the thoughts of what the hacker really deserves....

[phoenixannwn]

I knew someone was going to take it like that.

Hence why I italicised the first do.

Come on! It was funny!

[Arenti]

You're addicted to Cantr when you get work finally, and the first thing you think is: I hope I'm allowed to play Cantr on my phone there.

[Snickie]

When you think that falling down a flight of stairs is quite tame compared to the thoughts of what the hacker really deserves....

When you think that a good method of torture for the hacker would be to implement poison which would be inflicted through snake bites and blow-dart pipes when handled by a skillful fighter or better; experts could customise a description of how the poison works using certain meters with a set sum of "points" that could be assigned and split amongst the categories of hunger (as in reducing the nutrition nourishing food would provide), damage (as in, as long as the poison is in effect, a small bit of damage (1% or something fairly insignificant like that) every few hours or so), resistance (the effects similar to high tiredness), and duration. Once this method is perfected, maximise the poison's resistance and spend any remaining points in duration. Attack the hacker's char with the blow-dart pipe using your expert fighter character. Once the poison has been inflicted successfully, drag the character inside a locked building only you have a key to. Balance the resistance and duration and add a little to hunger the next day when you attack the char with the blow-dart pipe. Boredly roleplay yawning while the hacker's character's feeble attacks of retaliation bounce off your steel scutum. As each day goes on, replace resistance with hunger and damage as you attack. When the duration of the original resistance wears off, decapitate the character with your steel battle axe, then nonchalantly drag the body out and display the head on the next stone landmark with a label saying "This is what happens to hackers" and give a full account of everything that transpired in the room while the crowd applauds you. When you realise the success of this IG, hunt down the hacker IRL and apply these methods.

You know you're addicted to Cantr when you realise you just spent forty-five minutes thinking up said brutal way to torture the hacker, all the while people are messaging you constantly on Facebook (all of whom you're ignoring because you're too busy planning the torture and eventual death of the hacker).

[phoenixannwn]

When you think that falling down a flight of stairs is quite tame compared to the thoughts of what the hacker really deserves....

When you think that a good method of torture for the hacker would be to implement poison which would be inflicted through snake bites and blow-dart pipes when handled by a skillful fighter or better; experts could customise a description of how the poison works using certain meters with a set sum of "points" that could be assigned and split amongst the categories of hunger (as in reducing the nutrition nourishing food would provide), damage (as in, as long as the poison is in effect, a small bit of damage (1% or something fairly insignificant like that) every few hours or so), resistance (the effects similar to high tiredness), and duration. Once this method is perfected, maximise the poison's resistance and spend any remaining points in duration. Attack the hacker's char with the blow-dart pipe using your expert fighter character. Once the poison has been inflicted successfully, drag the character inside a locked building only you have a key to. Balance the resistance and duration and add a little to hunger the next day when you attack the char with the blow-dart pipe. Boredly roleplay yawning while the hacker's character's feeble attacks of retaliation bounce off your steel scutum. As each day goes on, replace resistance with hunger and damage as you attack. When the duration of the original resistance wears off, decapitate the character with your steel battle axe, then nonchalantly drag the body out and display the head on the next stone landmark with a label saying "This is what happens to hackers" and give a full account of everything that transpired in the room while the crowd applauds you. When you realise the success of this IG, hunt down the hacker IRL and apply these methods.

You know you're addicted to Cantr when you realise you just spent forty-five minutes thinking up said brutal way to torture the hacker, all the while people are messaging you constantly on Facebook (all of whom you're ignoring because you're too busy planning the torture and eventual death of the hacker).

The invisible, ethereal, pretty much non-existent hacker that we only know exists because the geniuses with all the numbers and computers went, "Uh, something looks funny..."
Oh yeah, and they took away our main source of life. (They as in the hacker...I almost said he, but in all fairness, it could be a girl, too.)
Seriously, we're viewing this hacker like Christians view Satan.
...
Thought: Does that make Jos God?

[Keegan Ingrassia]

Thought: Does that make Jos God?

If one of your characters ever hears another character curse "By Jos!", now you know why.

[phoenixannwn]

Ok well, I knew that, and now feel dumb.

[Snickie]

You know you're addicted to Cantr when your own characters fool you. (True story.)

[mojomuppet]

You know you're addicted to Cantr when your own characters fool you. (True story.)

Mine do it all that time.

[pyrphoros]

When you found yourself in a situation, which need you to decide, read from bottom upwards or from top downwards.

It's the event vs. notes.