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Postby Bran-Muffin » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:32 pm

Psycho Pixie wrote:
Mufin deBranne wrote:
ABSOLUTLY under NO cicumstances will Dena EVER be involved in anything sexual with Cleo OR Nick. NEVER EVER EVER not in your wildest imaginings!



:lol: :lol:

Well that you have wrong.



ew! I dont want to know what that was about! EW!

Muffin boy! you get your dirty thoughts away from my charactures!

PsPi


Nevar pixieish womans!!!!

*locks dena up and makes nick have way with* :twisted:
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:41 pm

Mufin deBranne wrote:
Psycho Pixie wrote:
Mufin deBranne wrote:
ABSOLUTLY under NO cicumstances will Dena EVER be involved in anything sexual with Cleo OR Nick. NEVER EVER EVER not in your wildest imaginings!



:lol: :lol:

Well that you have wrong.



ew! I dont want to know what that was about! EW!

Muffin boy! you get your dirty thoughts away from my charactures!

PsPi


Nevar pixieish womans!!!!

*locks dena up and makes nick have way with* :twisted:






As dena Screams for help within the walls of the locked building, the people outside dispair at ever seeing the bright bubbly woman again.

Suddenyl, a Swarm of Agry Gremlins riding Malevolent hedgehogs leap from the woods and tackle the door to the building. The door falls in with a crack and crash, allowing the deadly swarm to enter and attack the blackrock fiend who would dare harm such a sweet forest nymph. The swarm nocks the man away and drags him bodily outside where they allow the hedghogs to have their way with him.

Nick blackrocks screams go un-noticed for the womanizing fiend will finally taste a bit of his own medicine.


HA! take that muffin boy!

Psycho Pixie
Here I am. BITE ME. or not, in fact, never mind, dont want some wacko taking me up on the offer. Only non wacko's may apply for bite allowance.. no garentee that you will be granted said allowance, but you can try.
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Postby Bran-Muffin » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:44 pm

Omg >.<

First nick is NOT a womanizer :lol:
Second.... thats just wrong. :shock:

Nick, finally able to stand finds his sabre and slaughters the horde of gremlins. He grabs Dena once more, throwing her over his shoulder and taking her up the highest tree in the forest where he continues to have his way with her.
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Postby Revanael » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:52 pm

While in a tree? Hmmm...
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Postby nitefyre » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:54 pm

*fires his crossbow and allows his crossbow bolts to have way with both*
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:54 pm

Mufin deBranne wrote:Omg >.<

First nick is NOT a womanizer :lol:
Second.... thats just wrong. :shock:

Nick, finally able to stand finds his sabre and slaughters the horde of gremlins. He grabs Dena once more, throwing her over his shoulder and taking her up the highest tree in the forest where he continues to have his way with her.


And right as he gets into the tree and gets comfortable, the forest brownies attack, flinging tiny spears at the mans most tender parts.

The hits make nick cry out in pain and fall from the tree, landing right on his big arse. Pricklings of spears protruding form his many bare parts.


Psycho Pixie
Here I am. BITE ME. or not, in fact, never mind, dont want some wacko taking me up on the offer. Only non wacko's may apply for bite allowance.. no garentee that you will be granted said allowance, but you can try.
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Postby Revanael » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:00 am

Violent, vicious pixie!

He's not likely to give up, I think...
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Postby Bran-Muffin » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:03 am

Psycho Pixie wrote:
Mufin deBranne wrote:Omg >.<

First nick is NOT a womanizer :lol:
Second.... thats just wrong. :shock:

Nick, finally able to stand finds his sabre and slaughters the horde of gremlins. He grabs Dena once more, throwing her over his shoulder and taking her up the highest tree in the forest where he continues to have his way with her.


And right as he gets into the tree and gets comfortable, the forest brownies attack, flinging tiny spears at the mans most tender parts.

The hits make nick cry out in pain and fall from the tree, landing right on his big arse. Pricklings of spears protruding form his many bare parts.


Psycho Pixie


Stands slowly, looks around for his attackers and finds them easily with the little spears, carefully he picks and pulls all of the spears out of him. When that task is complete he runs at the brownies, gobbles them all up quickly. Looks around and nods in satisfaction, heads inside stepping carefully around the bashed door to get his Hemp Rope that was given to him (muhahaha this would be in the future when island trading happens seeing how no hemp is on k-island (i think)...) and secures himself to the tree, climbs up once more aiming to continue. :lol:
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Postby Revanael » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:07 am

I said he wouldnt give up!
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:14 am

Mufin deBranne wrote:
Psycho Pixie wrote:
Mufin deBranne wrote:Omg >.<

First nick is NOT a womanizer :lol:
Second.... thats just wrong. :shock:

Nick, finally able to stand finds his sabre and slaughters the horde of gremlins. He grabs Dena once more, throwing her over his shoulder and taking her up the highest tree in the forest where he continues to have his way with her.


And right as he gets into the tree and gets comfortable, the forest brownies attack, flinging tiny spears at the mans most tender parts.

The hits make nick cry out in pain and fall from the tree, landing right on his big arse. Pricklings of spears protruding form his many bare parts.


Psycho Pixie


Stands slowly, looks around for his attackers and finds them easily with the little spears, carefully he picks and pulls all of the spears out of him. When that task is complete he runs at the brownies, gobbles them all up quickly. Looks around and nods in satisfaction, heads inside stepping carefully around the bashed door to get his Hemp Rope that was given to him (muhahaha this would be in the future when island trading happens seeing how no hemp is on k-island (i think)...) and secures himself to the tree, climbs up once more aiming to continue. :lol:



*dena smiles with malicious intent* oh look! you brought rope!

*Dena Leaps with incredible balance and snags one part of the rope, flinging it around nick and yanking it tight so that his arms are pinned to his sides. She then proceeds to hog tie him with efficient grace , untieing the rope from the tree, she drops him uncermoniously to the ground with a thud.*

*dropping down next to him she uncurls from landing and tosses curly reddish blonde hair back from her face with a wide grin. She plants a foot aganst his chest and laughs wickedly*

I win, you cant move little womanizer!

PsPi
Here I am. BITE ME. or not, in fact, never mind, dont want some wacko taking me up on the offer. Only non wacko's may apply for bite allowance.. no garentee that you will be granted said allowance, but you can try.
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Postby nitefyre » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:16 am

*Nitefyre takes IC form, teleporting into cantr, and takes his bone knife and slices apart the ropes, then quickly, leaps out of IC, and laughs evilly*
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:19 am

do you see what happens when time doesnt move in Cantr??? this happens!

*rolls eyes at all the posts she has been doing*

pspi
Here I am. BITE ME. or not, in fact, never mind, dont want some wacko taking me up on the offer. Only non wacko's may apply for bite allowance.. no garentee that you will be granted said allowance, but you can try.
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Postby Bran-Muffin » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:26 am

*Nick grabs dena's foot, now that nitefyre cut the ropes and freed him, and pulls it sharply causing her to fall backwards. Scrambles up and grabs her by the arm to drag her into another locked building, then walks back outside. Done for the moment.*


You see what happens when people have no time left in cantr? They post things like this. :lol:
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Postby Ash » Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:54 am

I think it's time for everyone to get out more! :roll:

But.. what the hell..

*kicks nick in the nads, full pelt. (Gotta hurt) And watches him cry searching for his balls*
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Postby Cheshierekat » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:02 pm

*cleo just sits on the ground laughing*
When people tell me that great minds think alike, all I can do is look at them and think "oh you dirty, dirty bastard"
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