The grant-a-wish game

[Mafia Salad]

Granted: The rest of the trip is instant, and his murderers arrive in time to collect the goods too.

I wish the weather were warmer here.

[kitsun313]

Granted. the temperature rises one degree Fahrenheit, or Celsius, whichever temperature scale you use.

I wish I didn't wish this wish.

[Mafia Salad]

Granted! And the resulting paradox consumes your soul, leaving you empty and void...

I wish for a pony!

[guille10000]

Granted! But that's a mutant pony who **** your sister and kill you.
I wish next poster put a Twisted Evil

Saludos

[mojomuppet]

There you go but he has plucked out your eyes and stuck them in his pocket.

I wish that when I get home the rain holds off so I can plant the plants I just swiped out of these people's yard.. (common practice here)

[Armulus Satchula]

I wish that when I get home the rain holds off so I can plant the plants I just swiped out of these people's yard.. (common practice here)

GRANTED! It never rains again at your house. Causing a drought and all your plants die.

I wish that, my body does not require sleep.

[guille10000]

Granted... but your eyes are the price. You get married with María Teresa Fernández de la Vega (http://www.agroterra.com/foro/foros/ima ... ezuma1.jpg)

I wish next one don't wish anything.

Saludos

[Mafia Salad]

Granted, but I sure do hope for a lot.

I hope I can win at Cantr.

[Armulus Satchula]

You finally find the cure for hope after drinking multiple bottles of liquor, day after day. Your drinking has gotten so bad that most of your family has rejected you. This rejection causes you to drink even more heavily, leading to liver failure.

After a 12 hour surgery, with complications, your liver transplant from a nice old chap from London, who recently passed away, is a success. You decide to clean up your life, your family embraces your new found hope, and you then are crushed by the 407 bus, killing you instantly, just 1 hour before the cantr servers go back online.

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I wish for toast.

[Mafia Salad]

it's burnt.


I wish I could be at the World Cup.

[imaspy]

They made a cup named 'The World Cup,' and all of your cantr characters died because you couldn't leave.



I wish that my wish would be granted in German, and that many good things and no bad things happen for me when it is granted.

[Snickie]

Your wish has been granted. Everything you could ever want now rests in your dream house in Germany. However, the Germans have once again declared themselves a Nazi nation based on the uprise of a socialist political leader, and have barricaded their borders from all foreigners, including you. This is probably for the best, as they're experimenting with synthetic viruses, instantly lethal gases, and nuclear explosives within their borders as possible tactics to gain world domination.

I wish that I would get into the 2010-2011 Florida All-State Concert Band as the first chair alto saxophone and don't get replaced by any means, and the concert in January is a complete success with no mistakes on anybody's (including mine) part and has a song that includes an amazing solo from first alto that I don't screw up, and that I don't die anytime before, during, or after said concert.

[Anaesthesia]

Granted, but the only person in the audience is a single bum and the entire band is replaced afterwards.

I wish for the can of unlimited Pepsi to be in my possession.

[Snickie]

Granted. You now own the can of unlimited Pepsi. You enjoy and utilise it so much you drink nothing but Pepsi. Eventually, all of the acid in it eats away at your cells and turns your DNA into Pepsi. The next time it rains, you melt.

I wish for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to win the SuperBowl every football season of my life, which will last for another 108 years.

[KVZ]

Granted, but you never finish school and get any job then, because of you addiction to this sport.

I wish there no more wars on Earth and we focus on space colonization soon.