Did anyone know this existed?

[rconley]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cantr

And kids, this is why it is bad to have a mother who is also your sister/aunt/uncle.

How can you have a mother that's your uncle?

I live in texas...near redneck country, you'd be surprised.

[SekoETC]

The original version was funnier.

Cantr- the game for patients diagnosed with OSD and Pubic Trichophagea. It is a game that strives to be as realistic as possible, however, in doing so, it lacks gameplay, graphics, and much more. Infact, it really only is made up of text and four pictures- the title, a crappy map, a picture of where you are they found on Google, and a picture of a 2D, single-coloured chicken that represents the animals in your locality.

A list of things to do in Cantr include:

* Dig mud with your bare hands
* Punch rabbits once a day, for about 6 days, before they die
* Take 4 real days to walk from one town to another, while taking 1 day to build a home
* Slash hawks miles up in the air with a sword
* Somehow magically obtain milk from killing a Cow... (don't even WANT to think how that is possible)

Although it does take longer than a day to make a house.

[theguy]

Im never gonna look at the hills in cantr in the same way

I like the new "later years" section as well

[Helmaroc]

That list is completely accurate, no sarcasm required to make Cantr seem dull...

But some of us people get a rush out of digging mud, don't we?

[chase02]

This comes up every now and then (can't someone resurrect the old thread instead of starting a new one?!). Usually alongside this (oh, look, it's been fixed.. lol): http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cantr

[returner]

OH hahahaha!

I made this like 4 years ago! I was bored at school. Can't believe it's still there!

edit: just read the 'middle years' section, and am pretty disgusted at myself. In 2006 I would have been 16, so yeah.

[Snake_byte]

[Mack]

This work seems oddly familiar....But nah.... It can't be

[Dudel]

This comes up every now and then (can't someone resurrect the old thread instead of starting a new one?!). Usually alongside this (oh, look, it's been fixed.. lol): http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cantr

Fixed by WHO?

[Wolfsong]

This is how I found Cantr, almost.

[returner]

Hehe, it's the work of my 16-year-old-mind, (the uncyclopedia article that is), it should really be removed.

In the history, I'm both Thetaris and Lassaris (World of Warcraft names haha).

[SekoETC]

This comes up every now and then (can't someone resurrect the old thread instead of starting a new one?!). Usually alongside this (oh, look, it's been fixed.. lol): http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cantr

Fixed by WHO?

Hey, what happened to my definition? It was at least funny...

[Andu]

Was that the one which had: "Honey, not now, I'm checking my cantr." in it?
I remember it was hilarious.

[Dudel]

Urban dictionary doesn't have to have a funny definition. It only has to have a correct "pop culture" definition. But, as Cantr isn't pop culture, that's impossible.

[SekoETC]

Was that the one which had: "Honey, not now, I'm checking my cantr." in it?
I remember it was hilarious.

Yeah... I can't remember anything about it but now that you mentioned it.