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This is court...

Postby Misato » Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:12 am

I saw this in another forum, and it's a lot of fun to play. ^_^

You are accused of something, and have to defend yourself. It doesn't have to be actual crimes, or convincing defences.

Ex.
Poster 1: I accuse the next poster of loitering on private property.

Poster 2: I was not loitering, I was just standing there waiting on a friend....for 3 hours....
I accuse the next poster of eating the last buiscut.

Poster 3: Clearly there was more in the oven, so it technically wasn't the last one.
I accuse the next poster of....

And so on like that. ^_^ Kay? I'll start.



I accuse tnp of DWI.
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Postby Snake_byte » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:53 am

What? No! - I was only holding it

I accuse tnp of assault with a deadly fish!
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Postby Misato » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:05 am

No, a snakehead is a deadly fish. I assulted that guy with a clownfish. ^_~

I accuse tnp of public nudity.
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Postby Trae » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:14 am

Uhm...I was -wearing- a hat!! >_> :oops:

I accuse tnp of mating with a monkey. :lol:
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Postby Misato » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:34 am

Hey! That was not a monkey, it was my boyfriend! :x He may be hairy and walk kinda lopsided, but he's 100% human.

I accuse tnp of high treason against her magisty the queen of france! lol
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Postby poetofsilence » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:41 am

Screw France!!!!
I accuse the next poster of being French.
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Postby Misato » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:47 am

*speaks with a heavy french accent* I am not French! I am English, you stupid pig dogs!


I accuse the next poster of grand theft tricycle.
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Postby Snake_byte » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:50 am

Who you going to believe? Me, or some clown?

I accuse tnp of being a dendropheliac.
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Postby Misato » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am

(you stumped me with that one :? ) I don't know what that means, but pheliac usually means it's something sexuall....anyway, I'm still a virgin, so I couldn't have done it!

I accuse tnp of Murder in the 1st Degree.
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Postby Snake_byte » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:01 am

Misato wrote:(you stumped me with that one :? )


Means with trees...

I don't know maf...

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Postby Misato » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:14 pm

(yeah, i looked it up after i posted. ^_^;)

I didn't break anything, the window was open! As for the entering part...yeah, guilty...


I accuse tnp of burning down my house.
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Postby Saalko » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:23 pm

This was your house? But I only want to make a fire in a barrel, with that cardboard box. I hadn't know that that's your house. But now it is warm. ;)

I accuse tnp of making a CRB in Cantr.
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Postby Misato » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:02 am

No, that's too confusing for me. I stay far away from the CRB. ^_~


I accuse the next poster of child neglegance.
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Postby Trae » Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:54 am

I showed more attention to those kids than all of the other instructors combined. -I- wasn't the one in the room when the little one broke his arm.

I accuse tnp of murdering their mother.

(Btw, who else here noticed that Misato is there for every other post...? lol! )
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Postby Snake_byte » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:25 am

He deserved it! What kind of a name is "Their Mother" anyway?

I accuse the next poster of defecating in public.
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