Political repercussions of the "Anti Gremlin Act"

[1959 Apache]

*as the beam around NVN tightens, his finger tips begin to resemble ET's. He holds them straight out admiring the show that is just begining*
*slurping is heard from all of the swimmers, as they slowly consume the potent potable contents of the pool*
*Branmuffin is seen licking the paddle as if it were a beater from a mixer after making frosting*

[viktor]

hahaha i didn't read every page of this thread only the first and last...... it started with some thing called gremlins, as far as tracking them down for either extermination or sterilization (this is if they are something real) would be evidence that hitler never died at least his dream of forcefully causing the extinction of a population, which is wrong. though i have no idea if such things as gremlins exist because until today the only other time i heard of gremlins was when i was a little child watching the movie gremlins (when you feed a magwei after midnight and i do not know how to spell mogwhy).

as for vodka.... i am a believer in vodka and it's medicinal value in every day life

[Revanael]

Don't bother posting if you haven't read the thread. We gave up on gremlins.

*goes back to swimming and drinking. Grabs a handful of jelly, and throws it towards the laser beam. It gets zapped, and falls into the pool, glowing slightly.*

*Laughs, then ducks the Pixie under the jelly.*

[new.vogue.nightmare]

*releases all the stored up radiation and cooks everyone*
hahahahaha, it's all mine now

[Revanael]

*wants to ignore that last post...*

[1959 Apache]

*raises the intensity of the laser focused on NVN to maximum, a distinct hum of the light source echoes throughout the pool area*
*Pixie proudly bears the unmistakable tipsy grin, everyone else is busy catching up*
*NVN's body is begining to glow brightly, so much that even a glance in his direction hurts the eyes. He leaves radioactive trails whenever he moves*
*Hunter and Pirate Lass wonder why there is no action at their pool*

[Revanael]

*calls to Hunter and Pirate Lass* COme and join us! Plenty of jelly for all here... Well, leave a bit for me. OK, a lot.* Grabs another lump of jelly, and tosses it to Branmuffin.*Here you go, little one. Have some jelly.* Starts throwing jelly around in the pool indiscriminately*

[Pirate Lass]

*is quite happy in her rum soaked pool seeing as there are no cooked people in it*

[1959 Apache]

*the radioactive laser projector starts to flicker and flash. The pellets have been exhausted and it shuts down. Barely anyone notices, since NVN is brighter than the sun*
*with no laser to operate anymore, Apache dives into the semi firm liquid. He is careful not to swallow any of the seemingly delicious intoxicant, since he is a teetotaller*

[Psycho Pixie]

*after a final dunk in the lime alcohol, she climbs out and does a flying leap. Splashing in a giant cannonball into the rum berry pool with a yell of delight, Pixie swims merril around gulping n some of the yummy goodness. that isnt near as hot as the laser pool.*

turn off the laser! you will cook the alcohol out of the jelly!


Psycho Pixie

[The Hunter]

*Still not willing to swim around in his drink The Hunter finds himself a nice 'n quiet spot on the pool side and produces the largest straw any of the party people have ever seen*

*Then he turns on the stereo he brought but was not able to turn on previously for the powerlines were at their capacity by the overused laser*

"music anyone"?

[Revanael]

*Grabs a glob of lime jelly, and throws it at Apache, hitting him in the face...*

*Then grabs another one and throws it at the Hunter; aiming to knock him into his pool*

[1959 Apache]

*finally finishes wiping the gooey glob from his face*
What the hell was that for? I light up the night, or should I say the nightmare, and I get globbed?
*grabs an ankle and pulls Revanael in*
Globbing? I'll show you globbing!
*holds Revanael's head below the surface for a moment and releases*

[Revanael]

I thought I was already in the pool? Ah well...

I threw it at you, hoping some would go in your mouth.

*Gulps down the jelly that got in his mouth, and ducks Apache under the surface for a moment.*

Hah! Take that, teetotaller!

[1959 Apache]

You know, back in the day, this pool would have been a good warm up for some hard drinking. Now, I am having just as much fun as anyone here, without swallowing.
Er...............that came out wrong................
Uh..............I mean...........without drinking!
Watching all you drunks is funny, and the Green Lantern over there, well that's about as out there as it gets.