The grant-a-wish game

FiziKx · Postby **FiziKx** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:29 am

U just did. And u lost the game.

I wish to own a root beer factory.

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:36 am

Yeah, but "root beer" doesn't mean what you think it does. :lol:

I wish I had done more with my life so far.

rpg101 · Postby **rpg101** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:41 am

Granted: You have now robbed the White House, the Library of Congress, Big Ben, and several other internation buildings. You are sentenced to the Death Penalty.

I wish for a...turkey sandwhich that is made of a dead turkey that is cooked, isn't able to be stolen (Or eaten not by me), and tastes delicious. It also cannot kill me.

FiziKx · Postby **FiziKx** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:43 am

(How do u know which root beer I want, joo?

)

food poisoning. you won't die, but u will forever have horrid stomach pains and vomiting

rpg101 · Postby **rpg101** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:46 am

Fizikx is destroyed because he didn't wish.

I wish for a cute little kitten!

FiziKx · Postby **FiziKx** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:50 am

le fu- i am back.

The kitten's dead.

I wish for a cute kitten that is not too large, nor too small. And it has normal length yellow hair with orange stripes and it can live in my home or outside and it is immortal and it is nice and does not 'go' in the house and it smells nice and it has normal sized claws and teeth and all other features are normal and it likes living in my house so it won't run away.

rpg101 · Postby **rpg101** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:51 am

Granted: It gets stolen.

A wish for something bad to happen to me.

FiziKx · Postby **FiziKx** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:54 am

You successfully get raped. Then the guy kills you.

I wish for reveri.es to be amazingly fantastic.

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:05 am

chase's head becomes so big it explodes, and splatters all over everybody, then her hosting company shuts down reveri.es a month later because there was nobody to pay the bills.

I wish my internet connection wasn't so temperamental.

Caesar · Postby **Caesar** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:20 am

Instead of changing all the while, your Internet-connection remains at 0.1Mb/hour.

I wish for my own set of Evil minions.

joo · Postby **joo** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:30 pm

They rebel against you and overthrow you because you are weak.

I wish for a can of Relentless.

Misato · Postby **Misato** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:54 pm

You get a relentless clan of man eating penguines that love the taste of joo.....oh...you said a can. ^_^; Oh well. Have fun.

I wish to catch a 30 lb cat fish without snapping my line.

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:24 pm

The 13.6 kg catfish rapes you.

I wish I had more time.

Voltenion · Postby **Voltenion** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:45 pm

You've been fired from your job. (You work, right Joo?)

I wish I had a car license...and a car.

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:40 am

Voltenion wrote:You work, right Joo?

I wish; I am currently in college with no income besides government benefits.

Voltenion wrote:I wish I had a car license...and a car.

You get all of the above, but you cannot afford insurance.

The grant-a-wish game

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