King of the Hill

[playerslayer666]

i make a post, which means i take the hill, and there is nothing you can do to stop it unless you wanna make a post in response. no matter what you do, no matter what you say, no matter how many undead soldiers, walls, towers, bombs and weapons you have right now it is irrelevant cause the hill is mine. that's it. it's just mine. i will not raid it with yet another smurf army, i will not slice you to pieces, i will not even make you leave the hill. i'll just take it, and you will accept it cause this is my post and i say you will accept it. normally there would be a heated battle. normally something uniquely messed up would happen. normally it would be funner to read one of my posts, but this time around i say no to violence and instead just say the hill is mine, and i can do that cause the way the game works is the last person who made a post is supposed to have control of the hill. so by default the hill is mine, untill another post is made, then they will have the hill. maybe next time around i will do something more fun. maybe next time around the post won't be so long and dull to read. maybe next time around instead of doing absolutely nothing i will do something so bizarre you will piss your pants laughing, but for now i just say i take the hill. and it is so.

and now i will wait for the next poster to claim the hill, as that is the nature of the game.

[snm2001]

*shakes her head at playerslayer* Its a game.. your suposed to play when you are participating in a game. If you have found the game to be no fun, simply walk away.. and The Hill Is Mine!

[mikki]

*pushes her down the hill laughing* No it is mine.

[Dudel]

Umm... kill all humans? *kills all humans and then claims the hill*

[CN]

*kills all humans and then claims the hill*

Doesn't that make you dead? Cause I am pretty sure that this makes you dead. In which case,
*trots up the hill and casually sits down at the top, eating an apple in victory amongst the corpses*

[Dudel]

Dudel no human! Me grunty, kill you dead! *chuckles to himself as he removes your pancreas and you die of infection* See, me kill you... human! *claims the hill... eventually (infection takes awhile)*

[CN]

Dudel no human! Me grunty, kill you dead! *chuckles to himself as he removes your pancreas and you die of infection* See, me kill you... human! *claims the hill... eventually (infection takes awhile)*

*watches silently*
Erm... that wasn't my pancreas....

[playerslayer666]

** i blow up the hill, but then it reappears again **.....hmm.......that didn't work the way i wanted it to work.

** i plant my yinyang flag on the hill **

[snm2001]

I keep your flag and ship you to south africa where you have been sold to childern to be made fun of

the hill is mine

[joo]

I wait until everybody dies due to mortality and then take the hill.

[Dudel]

*spawns 'joo style' all necro and enters epic imortal battle with joo* There can be only one!

[joo]

Muahahaha! So you think you can defeat I, who have been in existance for thousands of years?! *places a curse on Dudel which weighs down his body, causing him to move very slowly, then kicks him down onto the ground and easily outmanoevers him to take his place on the hill* I am the king!

[Dudel]

*Casts cure on joo which, because he is the undead, actually kills him* Ha! *slowly takes the hill*

[joo]

*Was dead already*

*Blinks* Hey... not so fast. *smirks and then steps on Dudel's head*

[Dudel]

*looks up at the undead and dead again, which should have diead joo... thing* You think... I could.... go any.... slower? *shoves a grenade into the open chest cavity of joo and walks (runs) away* I... really... need to... undo this.... slow curse. *ends battle with joo, curse goes away, then claims the hill*