The grant-a-wish game

[joo]

You bowl a 300 but are previously forced to bet every penny you own against such an occurence.


I wish for mIRC to support italics.

[Dust Puppy]

Granted, mIRC supports italics, but nothing else.


I wish I was dead.

[playerslayer666]

(Quote) genie says: rule number one. i can't kill anybody. so don't ask.

i wish for a helicopter.

[joo]

Granted, however you are stuck on an island with it and no fuel for it.



I wish for a knife with which to defend myself against blacks.

[snm2001]

and here is the black person ready to give it to you.. in the chest


I wish joo hadnt said that

[joo]

Granted, I now feel compelled to say something much worse in its stead:



snm2001, I wish for you to eat your own poo and then send me videos.

[playerslayer666]

granted, but the video is clearly a fake with computerized poo.

i wish Joo would accept that i will never stop taking the hill from him.

[snm2001]

I think the hill is over there *points to the King of the Hill thread*


I wish I was'nt inadiquate

[joo]

You are now perfectly adequate... at eating your own poo! (you still can't spell).


I wish I wasn't affected by the weather so much...

[snm2001]

(you listen here mister.. I'm not payed to spell here, this is where I got o let my brains turn to goo)

congratulations, you are unaffected by weather.. because you have been incinerated by lightning



I wish I was in the company of Serj Tankian

[joo]

He bites off your head.


I wish I had snm2001 in my basement.

[snm2001]

Oh?


so she can torture joo.. um.. drop dead.. wait no.. make you a brightly colored afghan.. there we go


I wish I could avoid Joos basement

[kronos]

Granted, you're now in mine.


I wish I had a feather duster

[joo]

Yes, there is now a feather duster stuck up your rectum (feather end first).



I wish Cantr was working.

[snm2001]

me too.. I dont have anything smart to say about that


I wish joos wish came true