King of the Hill

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun May 03, 2009 3:09 am

Rawr! *Jumps up and rushes at her again, swinging the golf club back as he gets near her*

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sun May 03, 2009 3:12 am

*she moves out of the way again, tripping him as he runs by. she laughs as he falls down the other side of the hill this time*

Still my Hill....

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sun May 03, 2009 3:20 am

** playerslayers smurf army surrounds mikki, but their crossbows are pointed at everyone else. playerslayer is currently not even in the king of the hill area of the forum.....but is very close by **

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun May 03, 2009 3:22 am

*Goes into ninja mode and disarms the entire smurf army using only his golf club, then picks up the crossbows and fires them all at mikki at the same time, making evasion impossible. She is impaled and the force pushes her off the hill*

I proclaim myself the king! *plants a black flag on the hill*

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sun May 03, 2009 3:32 am

stupid smurfs..... do i have to do everything?** runs after Joo on his noble steed with a spear in hand, but then notices his weapon of choice and decides on something more interesting **

** while still on his steed he throws the spear aside and materializes a trash can lid and a soft ball bat in his hands ** fight me if you dare!

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun May 03, 2009 4:22 am

Ha, a new challenger eh? *drops a steel golf ball onto the ground absently, then hits it sharply towards playerslayer, causing a loud clang and a large dent to appear in the trash can lid.* Let's see what you've got!

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Sun May 03, 2009 4:33 am

*Rigs giant exploding cake on a crane, moves the crane so the cake hovers over the hill and sticks his head out the crane window* HAPPY BOOM DAY! Okay... its not clever but it explodes either way! *laughs dropping the large explosive cake onto the hill*

WOOT!

*claims hill after the dust clears*

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun May 03, 2009 4:38 am

*Rises from the mass of steaming cake* you forgot about one thing, Dudel. I was wearing my exploding-cake-resistant jacket today! Ha! *throws an apache throwing star at Dudel which cuts off his head and claims the hill once more.*

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Sun May 03, 2009 5:14 am

*turns off joo's god-mod switch and reclaims the hill unharmed* Ha, take that! *laughs*

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun May 03, 2009 6:04 am

Gaah, you just demoted me to Jesus-mode. I'll still kick your arse. *proceeds to kick said arse and then claim the hill again*

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sun May 03, 2009 8:55 am

*she shakes her head* You do realize that he smurf arrows don't hurt me? *the smurfs run to joo and start biting him, then she pushes him down the hill and throws his flag down at him* Stay off my hill...

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun May 03, 2009 11:50 am

Or what?

*Activates his jetpack and blasts off from the smurfs, and pulls out two uzis and flies towards mikki, firing them at her and laughing maniacally*

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sun May 03, 2009 12:15 pm

*she jumps high into the air and landing on Joo. * I don't need a jetpack to get off the ground. *smirks, then looks down* You uhm made the hill explode. That wasn't very nice.

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun May 03, 2009 1:16 pm

Well then I shall rule over an exploded hill. *Throws mikki off his back and lands on the exploded hill, thus becoming the king.*

mikki · Postby **mikki** » Sun May 03, 2009 1:17 pm

*she lands ontop of him, pushing him into the hill* I am the Queen of this here hill..

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