Postby joo » Sat May 02, 2009 12:00 am
Too bad you dropped your paper bag and then cut your tongue on the broken glass trying to lick the vodka up off the street. Now you're in hospital and they won't let you drink there (they'll soon kick you out though because you live in a shit country that makes people pay for medical treatment, and then you won't even be able to buy more vodka because you spent all your money on the first bottle).
I just saved the world. Twice.