King of the Hill

snm2001 · Postby **snm2001** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:23 pm

Oh no.. I'm not going anywhere *sneaks up with a Dudel grenage and blows you off the hill*

My hill

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Fri May 01, 2009 6:13 pm

** playerslayers smurf army carries you off the hill **

papa smurf controls the hill.

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:12 pm

*respawns* Oi! Who ass-ass-inated me!? *blasts hill with rocket, killing everyone anywhere near it then climbs to the top of the now not so hilly hill*

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:59 pm

the hierachs command you to dismiss yourself from the hill and go kill " the demon " with a group of 2 elites and 6 poorly trained grunts.

i take the hill and hook up my xbox and start playing halo 2.

snm2001 · Postby **snm2001** » Fri May 01, 2009 9:00 pm

I take your XBox and launch it far away watching you run after it ina frenzy ... I take the hill its mine

joo · Postby **joo** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:43 pm

I seduce you, make love to you, then slip off while you sleep contentedly and claim the hill as my own.

CN · Postby CN » Sat May 02, 2009 12:08 am

joo wrote:I seduce you, make love to you, then slip off while you sleep contentedly and claim the hill as my own.

LMAO Joo FTW

snm2001 · Postby **snm2001** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:32 am

you become addicted to me and let me close enough to imprison you below the hill in a cave with 5 locks on it.. I sit atop the hill claiming it for me

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:50 am

I use my extremely contortable penis to pick all five locks, then dig upwards through the rock using my teeth, eventually bursting out of the grass on top of the hill with such force as to knock you into the air, landing in a nearby forest. I brush the dirt off my naked body then parade around blowing on an imaginary trumpet to celebrate my victory and new hill kingdom.

snm2001 · Postby **snm2001** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:15 am

only that was all in a dream and really I still have the hill

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:18 am

Oh drat, it's always too good to be true... *sits in a corner and looks down at the ground miserably*

snm2001 · Postby **snm2001** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:19 am

I still have hill

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sat May 02, 2009 4:32 am

i have no need to kick you off my hill as you will never completely own it unless i never post again......ever. and if i do come back years after not posting, even if i don't post here, the hill will automatically be mine anyway.

hill is under my ABSOLUTE CONTROL

snm2001 · Postby **snm2001** » Sat May 02, 2009 4:46 am

Walks away from the hill never to return

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Sat May 02, 2009 4:48 am

** takes her flag out of the ground, breaks it up into small pieces, and makes a small fire out of it **

snm loses control of the hill

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