King of the Hill

[playerslayer666]

MY HILL!!!! ** comes charging out of the castle on his noble steed **

[joo]

What the hell?! How did you get here? *points to the shifting blue mass in the distance* I thought you were over there. *Shakes his head* Teleportation eh? Well how about this?! *levitates, shakily at first, before gliding swiftly into the air, and observing playerslayer carefully*

[playerslayer666]

** looks up from his steed ** that's my business.....maybe i have secret tunnels all over the forums and you don't know it.

** drops his sheild and dual weilds two diamond encrusted sabres, which glow with an unnatural otherworldly aura ** this has gone on for too long.....one of us will fall before the end of the night.

** you hear the echoes of a man in the background yelling " forum combat ". much like in the mortal combat movies **

[joo]

*Me closes his eyes, a green light escaping his eyelids as his carrot suddenly begins to grow in length and width, forming a sharp pointed spear. He takes this in both hands and begins to circle ever lower over playerslayer*

[playerslayer666]

......screw the horse ** jumps off the horse and kicks it so it runs away. he puts his two sabers in the formation of an x. going in circles as Joo does. eyeing his diligently, as if he is ready for anything to happen **

[joo]

*Brings himself up again and looks down again, then raises the spear above his head, clutching it hard* screw the horse? *glances in the direction of the horse* I'll do that later, after I've defeated you. *raises the spear again and flips over, falling quickly to meet him*

[playerslayer666]

** grasps the spear with his two sabers as Joo comes to close and attempts to rip it right out of his hands. the enchanted blades giving him much more strength then normal **

[Dudel]

*blinks the hill underneath himself, leaving the others to fall to the ground* Hmm.... why didn't I think of this before?

[joo]

Yaah! *grips the spear, the veins standing out on his neck as he leans back and tries to move the elongated carrot upwards. Eventually he moves downwards in an arc, pivoted where the blades meet the carrot, and kicks playerslayer with force*

[playerslayer666]

** joos flying and playerslayers enchanted blades keep them flying in mid air. the smurf army comes to assist, but are too distracted by Dudel to do anything about Joo. playerslayer levitates towards Joo the second he recovers from his kick with his blades in the same defensive x formation untill the time to strike is just right **

[Dudel]

*stays on the hill watching the smurf army SLOWLY climb the hill while player and joo 'fight'* Having fun 'messing around'? *laughs*

[playerslayer666]

** the smurf army fires crossbow arrows at Dudel as they approach the top of the hill. playerslayer is still to distracted to pay attention to Dudel **

( to answer the question......hell yeah )

[playerslayer666]

** the smurf army tramples over Dudel while playerslayer slices Joo to bits because they take too long to react. playerslayer goes back into his castle, knowing they will resurrect and come back again stronger then ever **

I HAVE DEFEATED JOO IN FORUM COMBAT!!!!

[joo]

Noooo! *The many pieces of joo cry out* I... am... invincible...

[snm2001]

*sweeping the pieces of Joo into a dustpan* I"m cleaning it up .. its mine