The grant-a-wish game

[playerslayer666]

now i wish for someone else to make a wish.....i got what i wanted out of this game

[snm2001]

ummm.. well...


I wish I wasnt a horrible person

[playerslayer666]

granted. now your just a regular person. you could have been different from the rest and stayed horrible but now you are just another piece of the masses.

i wish i had something better to do right now then surf the forums.

[snm2001]

I'm sure you have laundry to do


I wish I was a blacksmith

[Dudel]

Granted: You have a blacksmith, a dead one, that gives you leprosy.

I wish I could spell better. (Spell-check is my friend)

[playerslayer666]

correction.....she want to BECOME a blacksmith. not have one......i'll just grant both wishes.

snm: you are a blacksmith, but all you do is make horse shoes....no one trusts a female blacksmith to do much else.

dudel: granted, but only cause spell-check does everything for you without you realizing it.

i wish dudel's spell-check didn't work.

[snm2001]

granted.. it doesnt and so he cant spell

I wish I could get paid to play CAntr

[joo]

You are payed to play CAntr, but not Cantr. CAntr is actually a long-forgotten Viking ritual in which ants crawl into your various orifices.


I wish I knew more people who I could identify with. (wait, what did I say? )

[Dudel]

Granted: joo has been sent to prison. Plenty of people with similar obsessions in there, eh joo?

I wish I hadn't eaten before bed and had that odd dream.

[joo]

You wake up and all the food is gone, forever. Everybody will eventually starve and die, but you will be hungry from the beginning. You wish that you'd stuffed your face till the last minute you could, but nobody hears your wishes, no, the internet is gone too.


I wish that I had a flamethrower.

[playerslayer666]

granted, but it's broken and explodes when you pull the trigger.

i wish i had a clone army just like in starwars, who can never EVER diobey any of my commands. fully decked out with blaster rifles and even a few thermal detonators. with a fleet of several starships to go with it.

[joo]

You soon realise that the purpose of sexual reproduction is for variation and natural selection to take place. Your clones all have exactly the same strenths and weaknesses, so it is not long until someone formulates a strategy to defeat them. After most of them are dead, the rest all die from disease from the corpses.


I wish I didn't have to leave so soon.

[snm2001]

Thats ok.. I'm just fine with you leaving soon


I wish Joo was a happy person

[kronos]

Granted: Happy deranged

I wish I had cake

[snm2001]

granted.. but its made of boogers



I wish I had something amazing in front of me